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    Worst fucking Halftime Performance Ever

    BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

    Sammy Hagar singing right now at Seattle Vs. SF ....

    No bass player, no drummer on the smallest stage I've ever seen!

    Horrible hahaahahahahaha!!!!

    Oh yeah he's singing over a recorded track karaoke style!

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    Thank God they didn't actually show that clusterfuck on TV. It's bad enough you could hear it in the background while the network talking heads were spewing their endless love for SF's overrated QB, Colon Crappyprick.
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    This probably shouldn't be in MAIN but I thought everyone would like to see this travesty.

    hahahaahahahahaahah Vic playing air keyboards for right now!

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    Ok, I watched the whole thing. Never was a fan of that song. But Sam sounded fine, or I should say he sounded like Sam. It was kinda chintzy that they didn't have the whole band up there lol.
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    I don't dislike Vic but considering they didn't edit Ed's guitar out of the track Vic should have stayed home or on the sidelines. Otherwise as Donnie said Sammy sounded like Sammy.

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    That was tuned way down, and Hagar was screeching at the end.
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    This is worse than anything Roth did vocally on the current tour. Brutal.

    Circle Jerk karaoke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by twonabomber View Post
    That was tuned way down, and Hagar was screeching at the end.
    I thought the screeching sounded pretty much like his screeching always sounds

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    He's almost TALKING the lyrics! The Links will be in an uproar!

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    The sheep over there are oddly silent. There was a thread posted beforehand about Hagar's appearance, but no Chedheads have posted afterwards to say how much they loved it.

    They usually do that no matter how bad any of his perfomances are (just look at the Velveetapalooza 2004 forum over there)

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    That was piss poor. Chock full of the usual "uh!" "c'mon" and "that's right" dead space filler. Least entertaining man in show biz, standing on a electric cake. Only thing that could saved that bomb would've been a stripper popping out of the cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLR Bridge View Post
    That was piss poor. Chock full of the usual "uh!" "c'mon" and "that's right" dead space filler. Least entertaining man in show biz, standing on a electric cake. Only thing that could saved that bomb would've been a stripper popping out of the cake.
    Or if it had been an actual cake and Wolfie came out and dove headfirst into it and ate his way to the other side.

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    I dont care how big the room is or how pumped a crowd you have....that song just takes all the air out of a room..it sucks..and to pipe it in..geeezus...

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    Exactly. Right Then it didn't pump me up. It sure as hell won't Right Now. Did Vic ape Ed's Claptony solo? I couldn't get that far.

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    Hahaha that's rock n roll baaaabbby, think they piped stuff in.
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    I want someone to ask Hagar if he's replaced Mona with Michael Anthony.

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    WARF should be banned for posting this @ Roth Army.

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    Hmmm, what a coincidence....

    Don't worry Wolf, this won't result in any speculation....

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    Oh Boy.

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    I just seen that on Twitter , bet he had a little chuckle to him self as he pulled the pin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Hmmm, what a coincidence....

    Don't worry Wolf, this won't result in any speculation....

    Just messin' around. #RightNow #VanHalen

    Video Credit @1f_jef pic.twitter.com/mSSPlKP0JU— Wolf Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) October 23, 2015
    Hahahaha...it's only a matter of time...Slappy sees that and he's gonna jerk the phone out of the wall tryin to call Ed.

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    Wow just got it , they have to bring Mike back cos Wolfe won't fit on that stage . Genius

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    Can Sammy make it through one song without doing F A T boy jumping jacks?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    Can Sammy make it through one song without doing F A T boy jumping jacks?!
    The dude does get excited lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cadaverdog View Post
    I don't dislike Vic
    I don't dislike him as a person either because I don't know him but he is objectively not a good guitarist because he either can't play the music he is paid to or chooses to play alternatives that are far inferior. I pride myself as a failed musician to cut slack but for how many years has he been playing with the fat bozo at this point?

    They are a big shit sandwich of mediocrity.
    Last edited by Seshmeister; 10-23-2015 at 09:50 PM.

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    I liked Vic much more when he hosted this show.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I don't dislike him as a person either because I don't know him but he is objectively not a good guitarist because he either can't play the music he is paid to or chooses to play alternatives that are far inferior.
    I saw Vic play live on the Sam and Dave tour. They guy that Dave hired was good but he played like he was in Marky Mark's band in Rockstar. It was quite obvious he played in a Van Halen cover band. At least Vic improvised and changed things up a little. I left that show thinking it was all over for Dave but he sounded much better on the Strummin' album. If Sam opened that night things might have been much different but unfortunately it was Sammy's turn to close. The only solo Dave song Dave did was Yankee Rose. Sam did Van Hagar and solo stuff with a little Montrose and HSAS thrown in. I wonder if Dave's behavior on that tour had anything to do with Ed hiring Sammy back for a tour instead of Dave in 2004.

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    I think smoking loon was the reason ed rang Sam in 04

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    I'm pretty sure Al called Sam prior to 2004.

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    Shit Sandwich....

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    Sounds like undead Janis Joplin being raped by gargoyles...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Hmmm, what a coincidence....

    Don't worry Wolf, this won't result in any speculation....

    Just messin' around. #RightNow #VanHalen

    Video Credit @1f_jef pic.twitter.com/mSSPlKP0JU— Wolf Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) October 23, 2015
    I believe this will be the next Van Halen money grab. I've always expected it to happen. I believe Ed is in such a strong frame of mind right now, he could easily mend fences with Clichegar, and do this. We'll see exactly how much of a man of his word Clichegar really is. Will he pimp Mike to do it? I believe the guy wouldn't think twice about leaving Mike out, for the opportunity to tour with Ed again. Of course, he'll say he worked it out with Mike, and Mike gave his blessing, to try to make himself look better. Or, will Wolf do the keyboard duties, and let Mike back to play bass? How fucking pissed would Roth era fan be if Clichegar not only gets himself back in the band, but Mike too! Ha ha ha! Damn, I almost hope this happens, just so I can see all the bullsthit from the fans of both eras.

    I believe Wolf has probably tired of most of the same old setlist. I believe the whole band has tired of Dave.

    I didn't expect Wolf to ignore that era of his Dad and Uncle's music.

    I believe the lack of ticket sales at a lot of this past tours venues, has made Wolfgang realize that the best way to pad his bank account, is to propose a Hagar reunion.

    Let's face it. Wolfgang cannot make the kind of money on his own, that he can with his Dad and Uncle. There's not a promoter out there that is going to touch another tour with Dave, for the kind of upfront money they now demand. Wolf knows he has for the most part tapped out the fan base of the original era. Now it's time for him to reach into the pockets of the Van Hagar era fans.

    Can't blame the kid. It will do nothing more than ensure he never has to get a real job.

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    no way
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    no way
    Want to bet?

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    It's not like ed has pissed all over the fans before or gone back on his word

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Want to bet?
    then, if it happens, who do we blame for jinxin' the band?

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    Thumbs down

    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Sounds like undead Janis Joplin being raped by gargoyles...
    No, that would be an upgrade to this debacle.
    Look, from where I work, I've been witness to talent shows, puppet shows, variety evenings that went on for hours. With confidence I will state that video (although only 5 minutes or so) constitutes one of the longest, soul draining, constipated three hours of my life.

    Unbelievably, it actually ties with the number 1 spot in the dreck category with the live version of the dreadful "How Many Say I", which I mercifully refuse to post.

    Seriously, you eventually will thank me for not doing so.









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    I want Hagar back just to watch all the crying here and on social networks lol

    But more importantly to get the John 5 album!

    VIVA VAN HAGAR!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WARF View Post
    I want Hagar back just to watch all the crying here and on social networks lol

    But more importantly to get the John 5 album!

    VIVA VAN HAGAR!!!

    Finally the mask slips.

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    I doubt there will ever be another Van Hagar reunion. It's fairly obvious that Sober Eddie is embarrassed by that Velveeta drenched "music" he made during that time, which is probably why he had to be completely on another planet to tour with Hagar again in 2004, and even that didn't help them last longer than that brief tour.

    Ed's so embarrassed by that shit that he's tried to keep Spammy from performing it on his own, which Hagar - as one of the principal songwriters - has every legal right to do, of course. Even though the results are as godawful as the above "performance".

    So.... Velveetapalooza 2016? Not gonna happen.

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