Tonight, the jackoffs come to Jacksonville. Who can say the most ridiculous shit?
Moderator: Mossad agent Leslie "Wolf" Blitzer.
Tonight, the jackoffs come to Jacksonville. Who can say the most ridiculous shit?
Moderator: Mossad agent Leslie "Wolf" Blitzer.
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Ah, WTF!
I need a good laugh and haven't watched a debate yet!
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I'm playing the Saul Alinsky Drinking Game
I'll also tip one back everytime Mittens says: "Look..."
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???????Originally Posted by kwame k
Not one?
wow
Introductions.....
GOOGLE BOY: I brought my mommy with me
MOONBAT NEWT: Let's build nuclear aircraft characters to bomb Iran.
MITT DOG ABUSER: I have a HUGE Mormon family, but only ONE wife. Beat that, NewtQ
RON PAUL : Deregulate everything! Ayn Rand rules!
I was going to have a drink any time Romney mentioned his family - just finished half a bottle of vodka after his opening greeting.
Does he think in an overcrowded resource hungry planet breeding like a fucking rabbit is something to be proud of?
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That would be me...
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LoungeMachine (01-26-2012)
having kids?
ain't go a prob. with that or being proud of them. kind of lame to try to push it for political gain though.
I actually hear they are good entertainment. Once you learn it's all showbiz and little substance you tend to not waste your time watching them. Maybe in the old days of three network television they served a bigger purpose but now you can get your information from so many sources the debates are basically a joke. If it entertains you by all means watch.
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This is the first one of these I've watched - Newt is a fat bastard.
He must have a pretty big dick for it to be accessible under those folds when he's sitting in a car.
I think Santorum is looking lustfully at Mittens...
To be fair it seems that they were at least enough to show Perry was a fucking idiot - apparently quite a lot of people didn't know that before the debates.
Immigration....
FROTHY MIX: Can I repeat my grandfather story to embarrass Mitt's polygamous ass? DEPORT UNBORN ILLEGAL BABIES!! But keep cheap labor
NEWT: Immigrants should have Visas. And American Express. And a Tiffany's account like me. We'll need immigrants to mow our lawns on the moon.
MITTENS: Self-deportation worked for my grandfather and his multiple wives, so why wouldn't it work today? They can't find jobs, because Bain Capital sent them all to China. Coyotes. Road Runners. We should only allow immigrants if they're Mormons.
PAUL: We shouldn't spend any federal money on immigration. We should deregulate everything so businesses can pay white people $2/hour too.
Another drink for me!
This could be a short night.
As I said before there has to be a reason that someone who devotes that much of their life worrying about whether men are fucking each other.
Get on You Tube and look up all the Mormon propaganda of the last 40 years. They love to show off their so called perfect families. What's funny though is Utah has the highest rate of teen suicide, the highest use of anti-depressants, and the Mormon divorce rate is on par with the rest of the country at 51%. But then in politics all these assholes have the family thing with a dog. Then you either jog or go work on your ranch in a cowboy hat. If I can credit Obama with anything, he did ditch the jogging and the cowboy hat wearing. He plays golf which is going old school back to Ford and JFK.
That's bullshit...
You must be on the wrong program...
NEWT: Why do you want to deport grandmothers?
MITT: That's a lie! I just want to baptize them after they're dead.
Then you damn well know these rich conservative fucks have a flaming gay hair stylist and designer. That doesn't seem to bother them because I need to look good on television.
A medium sized dog has a bigger carbon footprint than an SUV - it's the meat.
Ron Paul is like the caretaker of a haunted goldmine in Scooby Doo.
Hardrock69 (01-27-2012)
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids...
Hardrock69 (01-27-2012)
I lost interest once Cain was out. He was the most entertaining.
Do you think Santorum is gay for radical Islam ??
Oh noes!
Apparently Santorum is saying Central America is full of Islamic terrorists.
When did that happen? I bet those guys look pretty hot in their jungle fatigues though...
Topic: trade with Latin America
PAUL: Free trade is the answer. Deregulate fucking everything!!
GOOGLE BOY: We should go back to the Reagan/BCE doctrine and install right wing fascist governments in every single goddamn country south of Mexico. Iranian terrorists are working in your lettuce fields. BE VERY AFRAID!!
PAUL: Fuck off with your imperialist crap, you whiny little bitch.
GOOGLE BOY: We NEED war. We need to defend Bush's coke plantation in Colombia!
Mitt with put the White House dog up on top of the presidential limousine.
Santorum really is an idiot...
Santorums ears just pricked up when Romney said Newt was a 'Horn Tooter'
Yep......
And the only true "conservative" running......
"We're all money grabbing shitbags" - crowd cheers!?
Ha!I'm playing the Saul Alinsky Drinking Game
I'll also tip one back everytime Mittens says: "Look..."
I'm in!
Newt needs Lifestyle Lift...
That's retarted...Yep......
And the only true "conservative" running......
Too scared of the Mitt Family Game?
kwame k (01-26-2012)
Topic: Housing
MITTENS: I'll blame Newt for the housing bubble, just to piss him off. He's a horn-tooter! Nobody should own a house unless they can pay for it with the contents of their change jar like me.
NEWT: I'm not a lobbyist, I'm a consultant. And you made money from it too, you Osmond loving, dog abusing bitch!
MITTENS: I pay someone to spend my money. I don't know what the Hell they do with it. How's your portfolio looking, Kermit the serial adulterer frog?
NEWT: You don't even watch your own campaign ads. I'm a mouse and you're an elephant from the planet Kolob!
PAUL: Who gives a shit? Can we talk about something else already?
FROTH BOY: Get rid of Fanny and Freddy. We don't need to help bla.......uh people get houses.
How hard did Mitt work to end up with $200 million?
What is his hourly rate do you think?
Enough of this bull, let's hear Paul...
Topic: Tax returns
NEWT: I'm sick of talking about taxes. We all know none of us pay enough, and we want to keep it that way. But Mitt has a Swiss bank account.
MITT: I have a Swiss bank account? Hell, that's news to me. Maybe I need to talk to my accountant more often? Damn it, I earned that money that I stole fair and square by raiding corporations and selling them out to the Chinese.
NEWT: Wolf, I'm going to see if I can get the crowd to turn on you like they did your pal John King. Hey, what's your 1040 look like? Aw, fuck it.... let's just have a flat tax so the rich never have to pay their fair share ever again.
MAN ON DOG: I'm such an idiot that I believe allowing the rich to dodge taxes, causes them to create jobs. Even though 30 years of evidence says exactly the opposite.
PAUL: Repeal the 16th Amendment. Don't tax anybody. We can build magical Ayn Rand levitation fairytale highways for free!
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