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  • ashstralia
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Feb 2004
    • 6566

    Originally posted by Fairwrning
    Is there any real advantage in a fat ass grip on your putter?
    most definitely bro, especially if you have bigger hands!

    i played one of our best local courses today in gusty overcast weather, magnificent testing layout. played with a really cool canadian bloke off 18; he won the $$..

    i had 41-45 against a 72 par. woohoo sticky!!

    edit, this joint.http://www.oceanshorescc.com.au/golf.html
    Last edited by ashstralia; 07-24-2012, 05:34 AM.

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    • ashstralia
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Feb 2004
      • 6566

      lost it midway through the round today. how the fuck does this happen?

      1 over through 6 holes, then finish 6 5 6. fuuucccckkk!!!!

      i hate/love this game.

      i was going left and long all day, the correction got me a 4 4 finish. i'll get the $$ next week, i'm out to 13.
      Last edited by ashstralia; 08-07-2012, 06:48 AM.

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        Originally posted by ashstralia
        lost it midway through the round today. how the fuck does this happen?

        1 over through 6 holes, then finish 6 5 6. fuuucccckkk!!!!

        i hate/love this game.
        It could be worse. Your username could be Jim Furyk. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory on a by-now regular basis.










        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • ashstralia
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Feb 2004
          • 6566

          he's got a few more wins and bucks than me craig...

          i'm sure it's a mental thing, sticking to a gameplan when you're going really well is much harder than scrambling when you aint i've found.

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          • Whorehey
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2012
            • 314

            Either way I'm laying off Furyk and Adam Scott this weekend. Time to start tooting the Matty Kuchar horn again.
            Hasn't missed a cut this year in 18 starts.
            Louie O had a nice run going last week at Firestone. Plus he got pimped at Augusta.
            Should be an awesome weekend.
            'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!

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            • ashstralia
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Feb 2004
              • 6566

              i'm really gonna try to watch some golf this weekend.

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              • chefcraig
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Apr 2004
                • 12172

                Originally posted by Whorehey
                Either way I'm laying off Furyk and Adam Scott this weekend. Time to start tooting the Matty Kuchar horn again.
                Hasn't missed a cut this year in 18 starts.

                I've given up on naming a favorite. It's nearly impossible to pick a winner with the parity of the field as of late. You'll have the Golf Channel talking up Luke Donald as the hot hand for 4 days prior to the tournament, and he ends up barely (if at all) making the cut. Which is why, other than seeing the weather conditions and course layout for things like pin placement, I rarely even bother with pre-event shows anymore. It's all a bunch of hot air prognostication, as none of these so-called experts know any more than you or I do.









                “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                ― Stephen Hawking

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                • Whorehey
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 314

                  Most of the low rounds today came off the
                  early pairings. Calling for 30 MPH winds tomorrow
                  with some rain. My Yahoo fantasy team took a beating
                  today. Left 46 points sitting on my bench. Not
                  sure who to play tomorrow.
                  'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!

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                  • chefcraig
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 12172

                    I was tied up with work all day and only caught a few brief bits. However...

                    One Great Thing: Thank God ESPN isn't involved and are up to their eyeballs with NFL coverage. That spares us Chris Bermann's boorish presence,

                    One Not-So-Great Thing: TNT's Ernie Johnson, Jr and CBS's Gary McCord are there. Johnson never wants to shut the fuck up, even interrupting people to insert stupid details read off of a computer screen. The jerk must be a Google wizard. McCord on the other hand, is insightful as can be, he just tries to be a funny guy to the point of distraction. That's how he managed to get banned from broadcasting at the Masters seventeen years ago.









                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                    • Whorehey
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 314

                      Kuchar is gonna miss the cut.
                      'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!

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                      • gbranton
                        Veteran
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 1847

                        Tiger is out, seven shots back. For him to win now he would have to skip a couple of holes..............and we all know Tiger has never skipped a hole.
                        "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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                        • ashstralia
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 6566

                          holy hell, rory!!

                          flatstick genius..

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                          • chefcraig
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 12172

                            Originally posted by ashstralia
                            holy hell, rory!!

                            flatstick genius..
                            Jesus, what a display. Even the announcers were saying that this is what Woods used to do: Essentially kicking the crap the field, then stomping on their carcasses with glee. Unbelievably, and I don't think the little bastard missed a single put the entire time I was watching!

                            And the name Rory has always been simply bad-assed...










                            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                            ― Stephen Hawking

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                            • Whorehey
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 314

                              SUHWEET!!! My 'in' at Medinah just called to ask me what day I'd like to go to the Ryder Cup. AS HIS GUEST!!!

                              Told him to make sure they pour plenty of water on the greens, after watching Tiger putt at Bethpage last weekend.
                              'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!

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                              • ashstralia
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 6566

                                Awesome whorehey! Wear a ROTHARMY shirt live on tv golf.

                                That'd be a first ay?

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