Just remember to fuck "up", not "down"...
There are basically two types
a) Attention Whore
I'm not happy/losing an argument about a policy/decision/issue with a moderator/webmaster/troll so I'll start a thread about how terrible this on the pretext of leaving to give my side some gravitas.
b) Death By Toe Curler
Similar to the above but also I really need to stop spending so much time in these endless arguments online. If I start a fucking lame goodbye thread then it will be so fucking toe curlingly embarrassing I won't dare show my face again at the site and I'll be free to do all those other things I was going to do with my life like learn how to play the accordion/dominoes/speak French...
LOL!
There's got to be a third category for what ELVIS did.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
airrrrrrrrr
Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
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First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Man it can get messy and don't mean wiping your cock on her curtains
fuck your fucking framing
Ah yes, the old ex girlfriend booty call. I've had a couple that I absolutely could not date. It just would not work. But, a couple times a year I'd get the call. And it was on for a couple days and then we'd go our separate ways and some time the next year there'd be another phone call. Definitely good times. No dating involved at all. Just straight up bangulation.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
The only ex-GF booty call I ever went to was with someone I broke up with amicably with the "things just aren't working out" or "we're two different people" type thing but yet we remained semi-friends. Anything messy or overly painful it's just best to cut the chord.
I found that out the hard way that yes - things can get very messy...
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No doubt. There wasn't anything mess or painful about the times that me and either chick stopped seeing each other when we were "dating." It just kinda ended. So, the booty calls would come in, usually late at nite. And who am I to turn it down?
Ah, now all three of us have kids. No more sneaking out at 2 in the morning.
Why yes I am.......I thought that when Elvis quit and then posted an hour later that a goodbye thread was actually a hello thread, henceforth and towit why I started a goodbye thread of my own![]()
I think I almost understood that.
Thank God someone does!
Could you explain it to me, please![]()
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Boo hoo hoo
Always a bridesmaid never a bride
Boo hoo hoo
The paranoid delusional idiots have to believe that there is some kind of conspiracy against them, except that in our case, those in the Blue Man Group are intelligent beings with rational thought processes.
Those whose pre-simian brains are unable to function properly become fearful that the "clique" (meaning the rational, intelligent tribe) is plotting something, and like any half-wit chimp, they attack what they are afraid of.
Just like back before the middle of the 20th-Century, the honkies were all scared that the black man was going to rape their women and the women would never go back.......
Some people always gotta believe some self-made bullshit.
So this "clique".....what are the requirements for membership?
Is there a secret handshake?
Is there some kind of ritual sacrifice? Burning of babies?
So if Loungey is the Master, does that mean all the paranoid-delusional asswipes are SLAVES of the Master? And that is why they are whimpering about it?
So is there some Messiah out there who is going to free this oppressed group of long-suffering, innocent, tormented rubbish?
"Let my stupid people join this secret club?"
Is there a decoder spy ring?
Do I have to learn tactical battalion platoon logistics command training?
Gee....being in a secret club sounds neato!
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What did you say? I can't see it....
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What? I can't see your post.....
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What? Come on you fucking loser! Say something!!!!
Courtney Love?
Hell no!
I think I would have been like the proverbial wolf who chewed his leg off to get out of the trap, if that happened.
Last edited by FORD; 08-16-2013 at 12:54 PM.
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