At least 10 dead in shooting

[cadaverdog]

I like Winger and I like cheap beer.

Shitty music and bottled piss. I'm starting to see a pattern here.

[cadaverdog]

George H W Bush got into politics in 64. If that is him, which it might be considering he lived in Texas at the time, he decided he wanted to be a politician after seeing another politician get his brains blown out. You'd think seeing something like that would have made him reconsider that decision.

[WARF]

So it was poppa chimpy the whole time! I believe that!

[cadaverdog]

So it was poppa chimpy the whole time! I believe that!

The whole thing was a hoax. Kennedy secretly wanted to send troops to Viet Nam but he didn't want to besmirch the good name of his bootlegger daddy who was also a klan member. So he faked his own death and lived out the rest of his life on a tropical island with Marilyn Monroe whose death he also helped fake a few years before.

[WARF]

[FORD]

The whole thing was a hoax. Kennedy secretly wanted to send troops to Viet Nam but he didn't want to besmirch the good name of his bootlegger daddy who was also a klan member. So he faked his own death and lived out the rest of his life on a tropical island with Marilyn Monroe whose death he also helped fake a few years before.

No, that's not how it happened at all....

[DONNIEP]

So what you're saying is...Klan?

[Little Texan]

I like Winger and I like cheap beer.

Yeah she was pretty hot 30 something years ago in An Officer and a Gentleman.

[WARF]

Yeah she was pretty hot 30 something years ago in An Officer and a Gentleman.

Donniep is talking about Kip NOT Debra!

[Little Texan]

Donniep is talking about Kip NOT Debra!

Kip...You mean the same Kip Winger that used to post here?

[cadaverdog]

Kip...You mean the same Kip Winger that used to post here?

I heard he was in the big house now. He was busted for fighting with the police at a klan rally while wearing a white sheet and a huge white dunce hat with eyeholes in it.

[Kristy]

What about these crisis car actors?


Why hasn't our god damn corporate-controlled media told us the real truth behind these crisis cars?

[WARF]

What a fucking EVIL cunt. Cassidy Stay!

Smiling and laughing and throwing devil horns up in the air like a rock star.... 3 days after her family is slayed and got a bullet to her head!

SHE'S THE HAPPIEST GIRL ALIVE WITH CROCODILE TEARS!!!

[Anonymous]

What a fucking EVIL cunt. Cassidy Stay!

Smiling and laughing and throwing devil horns up in the air like a rock star.... 3 days after her family is slayed and got a bullet to her head!

SHE'S THE HAPPIEST GIRL ALIVE WITH CROCODILE TEARS!!!

"I'm really thankful..." when she paused, I honestly thought she was going to say "that my whole family was murdered so I could get all this attention."

Americans are needy motherfuckers. I mean, people everywhere crave attention, but Americans take it to a whole new level.

Guys. For a while you built a great country on the bones of all them Injuns, but now you've fucked up. Completely. Your population is comprised of the most unstable attention whores in the history of mankind. And looking at history, that's up against some pretty stiff competition.

Please go away & leave that land to someone who might make good use of it again.

Jesus motherfucking Christ. What the hell is wrong with you people?

[Kristy]

Hey, all I'm saying is some of those crisis actors cars in this Carolina flood look suspiciously a lot like the crisis actor cars from the days of Katrina.