Phil the Stalker IS BAK, Jak!

[WARF]

Queue up the Twilight Zone theme music... The Hitch Portal has been activated.

This is a tad creepy... even for you, WARF...

That son of a bitch should just log in and tell him!

[ZahZoo]

That son of a bitch should just log in and tell him!

That's what I was thinkin... If he can cyber on social... WTF?

Did someone steal his keyboard or did he just lose his way and forget where home is..?

[WARF]

That's what I was thinkin... If he can cyber on social... WTF?

Did someone steal his keyboard or did he just lose his way and forget where home is..?

I'll try to lure him back over here. This site needs a dose of classic hitch1969....

He's still doing his schtick on another social network, but I don't think people get his act over there compared to message boards.

[Phil theStalker]

Same o1ne i'm regicastrated heer wit. tell him i hav ben selectited as "O1NE Aff Da SEV7EN."

[Phil theStalker]

hi, Igosplut, happy knew year!! ! Wot hav u ben up2? Tell mmmme o1ne aff yer interests. Is theer any chance u like mmonkey"s"?

[Phil theStalker]

Okkay, u guyz mmake mmme cry wit nostalgi-algae! lIke a BIG swooahmee! I am forcedd t2o turn u ont2o "BLAKC MIRROR." dO u see wheer dis is gooing?

[Dan]

My Pants Are Off.

[Phil theStalker]

Queue up the Twilight Zone theme music... The Hitch Portal has been activated.

This is a tad creepy... even for you, WARF...

Yoo hav t2o cunterstand da cuntal cuntnections.

btW! hav Uo watched da BLAKC MIRRROR epissode? Tit's in da "NON" DLR stuff.

Tell mmme wot u think aNd THEN(@!) play da music f4or da fatty lady t2o sing "Twilite Zone NIght."

Yessss, WARF iS CREEPSY! ANd he will bee da FIR1ST on da holodeck t20 say, ''SO WOT, Klingon puke is beautifulious!'

*psst...he cums from a prominent klingon family

oH, yoou mmean Worf...

nevah mmmind.

WatchY da show, aNd fixx mme sum BEANS, zAHS!

[Phil theStalker]

inDA end (999DAT'S DA WAY joe Rogan LIKES TIT) joe rogan PAYS hitchy not t2o TALK t2o mmme. aNd hitchy is very RICH now.

St. JOeseph has HIGH anXIETY ANGSTilicious BALLS (dey are very TIGHT like his ASSZHOLE...and hiz CHECKYBOOK)!

butt dis way werks. we sink, we swim, we swim and sink, and sink summore. tIT's a secret. Tit's a BONER!

*bonner, ballz, i krack mmeselfie up!

tIT's amazzing wot yuo write when u sit up late at nite smoking a bong filled wit mescaline water. i'M gonna hav t2o try dis stuff wit STANHOPE next time i sees 'um.

[Dan]

Where Have All Of The Hot Ladies Go?

[Satan]

Where Have All Of The Hot Ladies Go?

To Hell, of course!

[Phil theStalker]

To Hell, of course!

Hey Sat, dat's wheer all mmmy friendz are. Wot dimension is hell in? Why wood a LVOING GOD torture anyo1ne wit dat? Unless GOD is GEORGE BUSH. See wot I mmmean...

GOD IS BUSH!
BUSH IS GOD!

Doz DAVE cum t2o dis site anyymore? DAVE used t2o bee GOD. cUntil he got KICKED AFF Riverdance fer using his HANDS!

And GOD said, "Let there be SATAN so people don't blame everything on me."

And wee hav SATAN heer.

[SunisinuS]

He has this:

[Phil theStalker]

He has this:

I am SPERManently logged ont2o PORNTUBy.com. Danks f4or da show!