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Putting his name on failed casinos which launder Russian mob money really has nothing to do with infrastructure.Eat Us And Smile
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I actually heard Rush Limbaugh say he didn't hate Obama. Obama in office was great for business. It's all about niche marketing. In the case of Rush and Rachel it's choose your echo chamber. It's a business. I mean you can listen to Rush or Rachel and get a biased perspective of what's going on. It's about as real as a reality show or sitcom. Or you can get in your car and road trip the country and talk to people and see the reality which never matches what the talking heads or radio personalities are saying. It's showbiz. Anything dealing with politics is pretty much bullshit. It's all about selling an illusion. Mostly about telling a isolated group of people what they want to hear. Blaming the problems you didn't fix on someone else and saying a lot about nothing. As long as the people in your district keep voting you in and you avoid jail for your crimes that's all politicians really care about.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Haha Yeah but building golf courses and taking over ice skating rinks that the city of New York couldn't get done right and getting it right does. Look the guy has been investigated for two years not only by the Justice Department but by the Senate Judiciary Committee. They didn't find any collusion. All I've heard on television is how the guy was going to get impeached or thrown in jail. Nonstop for two years plus. Time to find something else to do news stories on.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Ok. How about a new twist. Mueller was running a counter coup. It all was a set up. Haha! Maybe we will see Mueller and Trump golfing together now. Haha!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Oh the report will be released after it's been redacted. It's how the government works folks. Government investigations are worth less than cow dung. At least cow dung can be used for fertilizer. It's been fun watching everyone chase ghosts for two years while more cement falls from the bridges and rebar gets more rusty.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I hope the Donald Trump and George Conway show keeps going. That's been pretty entertaining. KellyAnn is spending all her time over at the White House and George sounds like he needs his dick drained.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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William Barr Reads “Moby-Dick,” Finds No Evidence of Whales
William Barr Reads “Moby-Dick,” Finds No Evidence of Whales
By Andy Borowitz
11:15 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Attorney General William Barr has just read the classic American novel “Moby-Dick,” by Herman Melville, and found that the book contains “no evidence whatsoever of whales,” Barr stated on Tuesday.
The Attorney General issued his statement on the absence of whales in the Melville classic in a two-paragraph book report released to the news media.
“Those who read ‘Moby-Dick’ looking for whales will be sorely disappointed,” Barr wrote. “There are no whales here.”
To illustrate his point, Barr quoted the book’s first sentence: “Call me Ishmael.”
“As you can clearly see, that sentence does not have a whale in it,” Barr wrote.
The Attorney General indicated that he hoped his report would put an end to “reckless speculation” about the existence of whales in “Moby-Dick.” “It’s time to move on,” he wrote.
Barr disclosed that, after waiting years to read “Moby-Dick,” he was able to finish reading it in approximately fifteen minutes.
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.Eat Us And Smile
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So apparently the House voted unanimously to release the entire Mueller Report. Even His Royal Supreme Orangeness says to release it (not that he's read it himself, of course). But the release of the report has been blocked in the Senate by one Bitch McTurtle.
What is Yurtle afraid of? Is there something in there that makes him look as guilty as Cheeto??
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It's a blatant tactic.
Release their version of what the report says which will become what the report is in the minds of the casual public.
Then delay it as long as possible so if and when it ever is released it's old news.
There is this really weird new shit going on whereby news facts only last a couple of days after that who cares?
Here are some undisputed facts not opinions without even knowing what is in the Mueller report.
1) Trump would have been indicted for the hush money paid to Daniels if he wasn't president.
2) A hostile government attacked the election on Trumps behalf
3) Trump knew about it, encouraged it on TV, he welcomed it and lied about it and then tried to cover it up with more lies.
4) Trump lied about not having dealings with Russia when his $300 million tower there was still on the table during the election campaign - the biggest deal he would have ever made.
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