Van Halen announcing 2019 tour

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16337

    #16
    Doesn't matter. Bottom line: who wants to see a band that has zero respect for their most devoted fans?

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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 8961

      #17
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Doesn't matter. Bottom line: who wants to see a band that has zero respect for their most devoted fans?
      Yeah, that's a good point... can you imagine what kind of idiots hang out and post on their fan sites daily..?
      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16337

        #18
        This is not a fan site it's a homoerotic fiction gathering of middle-aged white males who are afraid to come out of the closet.

        Feel free to take out a loan to pay for your ticket to help Ed settle his debt.

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49125

          #19
          Originally posted by Kristy
          This is not a fan site it's a homoerotic fiction gathering of middle-aged white males who are afraid to come out of the closet.

          Feel free to take out a loan to pay for your ticket to help Ed settle his debt.
          Is this how you rationalize none of them wanting to fuck you?

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          • VAiN
            Use my hand, I won't look
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5057

            #20
            No way the bass player shows up for a shitty bass solo and 1 tune. These rumors are silly.
            Originally posted by wiseguy
            That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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            • Jérôme Frenchise
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Nov 2004
              • 7173

              #21
              Maybe this thread should be renamed, or given a comment under its title.
              posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
              posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32797

                #22
                Originally posted by VAiN
                No way the bass player shows up for a shitty bass solo and 1 tune. These rumors are silly.
                He might show up to shove the entire neck of a custom Jack Daniel’s bass up Eddie’s ass and then kick him off the edge of the stage.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Igosplut
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2793

                  #23
                  Originally posted by ZahZoo
                  Yeah, that's a good point... can you imagine what kind of idiots hang out and post on their fan sites daily..?
                  She really needs a girlfriend.
                  Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16337

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Igosplut
                    She really needs a girlfriend.
                    God damn it, let's reiterate the FACTS, shall we?

                    1. The original lineup has not put out any new material in over 35 years. A new generation has come and given birth to another one and still no new material yet you cretins still have this really fucked up devotion to then which can only be described as homoerotic. There can be no other explanation. And not one of you thinks that is a little weird? Especially at your age?

                    2. Not one member of the original lineup gives a shit about their fan base. When Billy Joel said has no longer has any tunes left in him he still gave credence to his fans (consider how fucked up they are) and went back on tour to play the hits and and non-hits they love. Did your spandex-sporting butt-boy do the same? Did The Brothers Assholemazov bother to blow a fart in the direction of their most loyal? Well, they did shit all over them but I guess many of you are into to that.

                    3. They are fucking old now. As are most of you. Dickhead Diamond's voice sounds like peeling paint from concrete on a hot summer's day. Drugs, alcohol and pussy destroyed what little talent he had. As for Eddie, he is more or less a parody of himself now. He has turned to marketing his crap guitars, amps and pedals because why make an album when you can make this shit? Not only that, every failed musician buys it thinking it makes them a better player. It doesn't. It never will. The other two..who cares other then that no longer speak to each other without the aid of a lawyer.


                    There you have it. And don't try to debate these facts because I just destroyed all your bullshit argument(s). If you want to live in Nostalgia Land paying off Eddie's creditors while he laughs at you on stage for knowing how a bunch of dumbfucks you are then be my guest.

                    It's been over 35 years. Time to let it go.

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                    • Igosplut
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2793

                      #25
                      Ye Ha. Don't think any poster here has their head in the sand about the band, or what they are today . But nobody is that angry or negative as you. Message boards are nothing to get into a twist over these days, being that sour's only gonna shorten your life...
                      Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                      • Kristy
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 16337

                        #26
                        Sinatra has been dead for what, over 20 years and he has more respect for Van Halen fans then Van Halen does.

                        Frank returns from the grave to demonstrate what the inside of a recording studio look like to the members of original Van Halen

                        Get a clue, you cretins.

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16337

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Igosplut
                          Ye Ha. Don't think any poster here has their head in the sand about the band, or what they are today . But nobody is that angry or negative as you. Message boards are nothing to get into a twist over these days, being that sour's only gonna shorten your life...

                          Oh, I'm going to live forever.

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                          • Igosplut
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2793

                            #28
                            Hell to be mad at the world.
                            Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                            • Kristy
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16337

                              #29
                              I'm not mad but you're being taken advantage of.

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                              • Igosplut
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2793

                                #30
                                Hardly. I expect nothing, and that's not why I'm here anyway.
                                Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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