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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35155

    Famous bloated elderly mime artist almost plunges 8 feet in life threatening fall!



    Turns his back to pretend he's still playing while clutching terrified.


    Yeah Gene we believe you played that bass fill one handed...



  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58755

    #2
    Chaim will probably say "I meant to do that".... right after he calls his lawyer to sue the fuck out of whomever manufactured that faulty hydraulic lift mechanism (or whatever it was).

    Between the COVID and near-mishaps like this, it will be a miracle if nobody dies on this tour.
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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16338

      #3
      When art imitates er, art

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35155

        #4
        Hahaha I was thinking the exact same thing although at least Derek Smalls was playing live.

        Actually it's beyond that. A fucking actor playing a bass player had the balls to play live.


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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          #5
          You mean winch mechanism. It came down on cables and not hydraulics. Nice. KISS plays over a recording of themselves. The only thing that went wrong is it didn’t dump Gene off. That would be almost worth the ticket price to see.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35155

            #6



            It's not perfect but it's real.

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35155

              #7
              How he ever had the fucking nerve to call out Roth on being past it is so fucking ridiculous.

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16338

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                Hahaha I was thinking the exact same thing although at least Derek Smalls was playing live.

                Actually it's beyond that. A fucking actor playing a bass player had the balls to play live.
                There is no reason - NONE - on why KI$$ are still playing live other than that Youtube comment that they see their fans as being human ATMs. They are the current Spinal Tap complete with shitty stage props and ridiculous opening theatrics. Problem is they fail to see that themselves.

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58755

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  You mean winch mechanism. It came down on cables and not hydraulics. Nice. KISS plays over a recording of themselves. The only thing that went wrong is it didn’t dump Gene off. That would be almost worth the ticket price to see.
                  Yeah, you're probably right. For some reason I thought these were elevated platforms which were lowered to the floor at the beginning of the show. Which might actually be safer than cables, but probably would cost more and take longer to set up.... so of course a cheapskate like Chaim wouldn't go for that.
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16338

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    How he ever had the fucking nerve to call out Roth on being past it is so fucking ridiculous.
                    Maybe, just maybe I'm wrong about Roth. He may have woke up and realized you can ride the gravy train of nostalgia so far until it becomes embarrassing. Age catches up to all of us and all I see here is the F A T boy bat-lizard milking his fan base for every nickel and dime they can give to soothe his greed. It's beyond parody.

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                    • twonabomber
                      formerly F A T
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11202

                      #11
                      Is Doc McGhee wearing a wig?
                      Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        Yeah, you're probably right. For some reason I thought these were elevated platforms which were lowered to the floor at the beginning of the show. Which might actually be safer than cables, but probably would cost more and take longer to set up.... so of course a cheapskate like Chaim wouldn't go for that.
                        KISS has used hydraulic lifts in the past. Using cables and platforms is always dicey. To come down from that high out of the lighting truss cables would be the logical option but all the cables attached to the platform have to move at the same speed or that platform tilts. When you have a heavy costume and are wearing big platform boots it’s probably pretty scary. Lot’s a Spinal Tap potential with that kind of rig.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Maybe, just maybe I'm wrong about Roth. He may have woke up and realized you can ride the gravy train of nostalgia so far until it becomes embarrassing. Age catches up to all of us and all I see here is the F A T boy bat-lizard milking his fan base for every nickel and dime they can give to soothe his greed. It's beyond parody.
                          Gene is 72. It’s no different than me grabbing the keys from my aging father and telling him he’s not fit to drive. Of course he thought I was full of shit and he could drive just fine. It’s that ego thing. I still can do it! Gene and Paul are two old fuckers still thinking they can drive the car.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            #14
                            Originally posted by twonabomber
                            Is Doc McGhee wearing a wig?
                            I think they all are.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Vinnie Velvet
                              Full Member Status

                              • Feb 2004
                              • 4577

                              #15
                              How embarrassing.

                              Why can't they just ditch the lifts?? Just walk out on stage when the curtain drops.

                              Guess the more props and pyro is just there to cover up the slow, old ass lifeless band members. Watching other videos, even Singer looks disinterested and is there for the pay check.
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