Used to find box turtles all the time when I was a kid. (Still see lots of them here, though sadly they lose a lot of encounters with cars). Recall as a 5th grader finding a couple and putting them in a pen in the back yard and feeding them lettuce, tomatoes, and worms. The one day, turtle 1 discovered that turtle 2 was of the opposite sex. Lord, was that tortoise hung like a horse...
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Used to find box turtles all the time when I was a kid. (Still see lots of them here, though sadly they lose a lot of encounters with cars). Recall as a 5th grader finding a couple and putting them in a pen in the back yard and feeding them lettuce, tomatoes, and worms. The one day, turtle 1 discovered that turtle 2 was of the opposite sex. Lord, was that tortoise hung like a horse...Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Alright, just to pad the post count, here's spring/summer visitor/pet and the most expensive "free" dog ever. The little shit rang up a $600 vet bill within first month, and chewed up at least that much stuff in about the same time.
Now he scares the shit out of the UPS and Fed Ex guys as a full time job. Shepherd/Lab mix... bark and body profile of the angry shepherd, and goofy "I eat rocks" DNA from the lab. Will kill anyone who looks even remotely threatening to children or women.
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Alright, just to pad the post count, here's spring/summer visitor/pet and the most expensive "free" dog ever. The little shit rang up a $600 vet bill within first month, and chewed up at least that much stuff in about the same time.
Now he scares the shit out of the UPS and Fed Ex guys as a full time job. Shepherd/Lab mix... bark and body profile of the angry shepherd, and goofy "I eat rocks" DNA from the lab. Will kill anyone who looks even remotely threatening to children or women.
Big Furry Black Friend:
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[ATTACH=CONFIG]9804[/Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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My sentence structure is a little lacking today... perhaps it's the Jack and Coke.
Assuredly, we did NOT adopt the furry friend in the first picture, nor let him chew up stuff in our house. The 2nd pic though is of the resident pride-and-joy... or hammerhead, as it were.Comment
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Alright, just to pad the post count, here's spring/summer visitor/pet and the most expensive "free" dog ever. The little shit rang up a $600 vet bill within first month, and chewed up at least that much stuff in about the same time.
Now he scares the shit out of the UPS and Fed Ex guys as a full time job. Shepherd/Lab mix... bark and body profile of the angry shepherd, and goofy "I eat rocks" DNA from the lab. Will kill anyone who looks even remotely threatening to children or women.
Big Furry Black Friend:
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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I was actually trying to be nice to you. And not point out that it took you freaking 18 posts or so to post a picture, and even then you posted a picture of a bear.The heart is on the left. The blood is red.Comment
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It is a cute bear thoughI really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hotComment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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