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  • VetteLS5
    Commando
    • Mar 2012
    • 1130

    Used to find box turtles all the time when I was a kid. (Still see lots of them here, though sadly they lose a lot of encounters with cars). Recall as a 5th grader finding a couple and putting them in a pen in the back yard and feeding them lettuce, tomatoes, and worms. The one day, turtle 1 discovered that turtle 2 was of the opposite sex. Lord, was that tortoise hung like a horse...

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      Originally posted by VetteLS5
      Used to find box turtles all the time when I was a kid. (Still see lots of them here, though sadly they lose a lot of encounters with cars). Recall as a 5th grader finding a couple and putting them in a pen in the back yard and feeding them lettuce, tomatoes, and worms. The one day, turtle 1 discovered that turtle 2 was of the opposite sex. Lord, was that tortoise hung like a horse...
      scary lookin' junk these are african leopards
      Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 04-29-2013, 04:48 PM. Reason: boobs
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • VetteLS5
        Commando
        • Mar 2012
        • 1130

        Alright, just to pad the post count, here's spring/summer visitor/pet and the most expensive "free" dog ever. The little shit rang up a $600 vet bill within first month, and chewed up at least that much stuff in about the same time.

        Now he scares the shit out of the UPS and Fed Ex guys as a full time job. Shepherd/Lab mix... bark and body profile of the angry shepherd, and goofy "I eat rocks" DNA from the lab. Will kill anyone who looks even remotely threatening to children or women.

        Big Furry Black Friend:

        Bear.7.10b.jpg
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        Attached Files

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          Originally posted by VetteLS5
          Alright, just to pad the post count, here's spring/summer visitor/pet and the most expensive "free" dog ever. The little shit rang up a $600 vet bill within first month, and chewed up at least that much stuff in about the same time.

          Now he scares the shit out of the UPS and Fed Ex guys as a full time job. Shepherd/Lab mix... bark and body profile of the angry shepherd, and goofy "I eat rocks" DNA from the lab. Will kill anyone who looks even remotely threatening to children or women.

          Big Furry Black Friend:

          [ATTACH=CONFIG]9803[/ATTACH]
          [ATTACH=CONFIG]9804[/
          big dog
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • VetteLS5
            Commando
            • Mar 2012
            • 1130

            Here's Mr. Vet Bill...

            expensivestray.jpg

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            • VetteLS5
              Commando
              • Mar 2012
              • 1130

              My sentence structure is a little lacking today... perhaps it's the Jack and Coke.

              Assuredly, we did NOT adopt the furry friend in the first picture, nor let him chew up stuff in our house. The 2nd pic though is of the resident pride-and-joy... or hammerhead, as it were.

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              • envy_me
                Swedish Love Pump
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Dec 2010
                • 7180

                Originally posted by VetteLS5
                Alright, just to pad the post count, here's spring/summer visitor/pet and the most expensive "free" dog ever. The little shit rang up a $600 vet bill within first month, and chewed up at least that much stuff in about the same time.

                Now he scares the shit out of the UPS and Fed Ex guys as a full time job. Shepherd/Lab mix... bark and body profile of the angry shepherd, and goofy "I eat rocks" DNA from the lab. Will kill anyone who looks even remotely threatening to children or women.

                Big Furry Black Friend:

                [ATTACH=CONFIG]9803[/ATTACH]
                [ATTACH=CONFIG]9804[/
                He looks like a bear from behind
                The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                • VetteLS5
                  Commando
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 1130

                  Originally posted by envy_me
                  He looks like a bear from behind
                  In an effort to be a kindler, gentler VetteLS5, I will resist the temptation...

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                  • VetteLS5
                    Commando
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 1130

                    100 posts. When do I get to be on WARF's list?

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      Originally posted by VetteLS5
                      100 posts. When do I get to be on WARF's list?
                      you may not want to,
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • Sensible Shoes
                        Full Member Status

                        • Oct 2009
                        • 4648

                        Try to pretend you're a girl and hit on him. Always works.

                        Oh dear.

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                        • VetteLS5
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 1130

                          Appears that falls into the "been there, done that, got the t-shirt" category 'round here. The bot is a tough act to follow.

                          (Damn... there goes the "kinder/gentler"...)

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                          • envy_me
                            Swedish Love Pump
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 7180

                            Originally posted by VetteLS5
                            Appears that falls into the "been there, done that, got the t-shirt" category 'round here. The bot is a tough act to follow.

                            (Damn... there goes the "kinder/gentler"...)
                            I was actually trying to be nice to you. And not point out that it took you freaking 18 posts or so to post a picture, and even then you posted a picture of a bear.
                            The heart is on the left. The blood is red.

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                            • Dave's Bitch
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Apr 2005
                              • 5291

                              It is a cute bear though
                              I really love you baby, I love what you've got
                              Let's get together we can, Get hot

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                              • PETE'S BROTHER
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 12678

                                2 torts.jpg

                                billie in foreground, moshi hangin' out
                                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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