Lohan going to jail for 90 days!

[Nickdfresh]

This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! FUCK the L.A. court system!

COCKSUCKERS!!!

LOL I forgot about this alias...

Incidentally, I'm currently writing the porno screenplay for this.

[Nickdfresh]

You know Ace, I don't know you personally and I don't have any hate for you in my heart, but You really deserve a severe beating for going to DIO's funeral in that fucking Devil mask.

At this point, Ace deserves a severe beating for using oxygen...

[Nickdfresh]

I have no great love for Lohan. But at the end of the day I sort of agree with Binnie and have a little bit of empathy (but NOT sympathy) for her. Mainly because there are white collar cunt-fucks that will never see the inside of a jail cell, and have done far worse things to society. And while I hate drunken driving, especially by amateurs, there's such a bullshit moralist hype going on since the advent of MADD and SADD bullshit I had to endure in high school. Yes, I get it. Good people have died in drunk driving accidents through no fault of their own. People that wantonly drive drunk in today's day and age are horrible, irresponsible people. But yet studies show one is just as dangerous texting and talking on the cell phone, yet you don't see the abortions of justice happen to them that you see happen to people like Igoslut's friend. There's a fine line between justice and public kangaroo courts and witch-hunting...

As far as killing her "career," this might improve it as she's a terrible actress who is there for eye-candy and whose main downfall is her addictions preventing her from showing up on time and being any sort of professional. Still a nice piece of ass though...

At the end of the day, she should go to the bighouse for a few days to knock her off her little pedestal. But I just can't get pissed i she gets out after 22-days for good behavior...

[chefcraig]

At this point, Ace deserves a severe beating for using oxygen...

The thing is, I have nothing against ace either. What bothers me (and apparently several others) was his deal at the Dio ceremony. Turning up with a child's devil-mask on his head was about as appropriate as showing up at Bob Marley's funeral in black-face. The two actions completely misconstrue what either man was about, and serve not as tribute but rather as insult to both men's dignity. Shameful behavior, to say the least.

[Igosplut]

The thing is, I have nothing against ace either. What bothers me (and apparently several others) was his deal at the Dio ceremony. Turning up with a child's devil-mask on his head was about as appropriate as showing up at Bob Marley's funeral in black-face. The two actions completely misconstrue what either man was about, and serve not as tribute but rather as insult to both men's dignity. Shameful behavior, to say the least.

I would say that's how a lot of people feel here. One thing to have some kind of off-the-wall annoying internet personality, but quite another to actually do stupid/vicious things in real life. And then come on here to brag thinking that it's gonna make them cool or whatever. This instance probably just shows the lack of good judgment that ace has. Dio himself might have got a chuckle out of a stunt like that, but funerals aren't for the dead. They're for the living. However he meant it, that's just an indignity to the mans family, and I'm surprised somebody didn't remove him, or the mask.

[Anonymous]

She is a drunk driver. She avoided jail by agreeing to do certain things. She did not do those things......over & over & over.


Here's why so many people are "happy" about her doing time.

She spits in the face of the very same laws & authorities we have to follow. Had any of us done the same things this girl has done, we would have done time long ago. But because she is a celebrity, we cut her slack. And she takes it and pisses on it. So we cut her even more slack. And she takes it & pisses on it. Over & over again. Even now she will only do about 20 days of a 90 day sentence. Why would anyone feel sorry for her?

To the people who "feel sympathy" for Lindsay. Do you honestly think this girl has ever felt sympathy for anyone else other than her poor self? You think sh has ever shed a real tear for anyone other than Lindsay? Fuck her. Let hr do her 20 days. Hopefully she will finally realize that actions have consequences (albeit light ones), and will stop and think twice the next time she wants to tell everyone to fuck off and gets behind the wheel of a car drunk.

She has far surpassed her second chance by about 10x's.

Why do people always assume there's only two standings? Just because I don't irrationally hate her doesn't mean I'm defending her.

Dude, I don't give a fuck about this skank, other than I'd give her a fuck.

What astounds me is the hatred people have for other people whom they've never even met. The way some people gloated at this, you'd think it's the highlight of their lives. Probably is & that's sad.

Being giddily happy just because someone you've never met is going to jail is no way to go through life, son.

I don't necessarily mean you with that last remark, Sadaist. It's just a general statement.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Oh yea, Ass Liemond is a fuckin' arsehole that deserves a beating just for moving, however little he does it.

Hope he didn't mention the Army to anyone, while making a fool of himself once again at DIO's funeral.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

showing up at Bob Marley's funeral in black-face.

Oh, I dunno... THAT would've been mildly amusing.

And if you belted out "Down where the Swanee River Flows" as well, it'd be so surreal as to be almost art.

Singing "I see my dear ol' mother" looking over Marley's coffin would be pure genious. "Oh Lordy, Lordy, Lordy how I love her... the birds are singing, etc. etc..."

Cheers! :bottle:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/li...m-notes/534?nc

These notes add a cryptic layer to the troubled former child actor's persona. With her frequent Twitter rants and late-night hijinks, one might expect Lohan's notes to more closely resemble doodles, or the curse word she had painted on the rainbow-swirled nail of her middle finger (which Lohan claims was "a joke"). But there's nothing ditzy about the impressively neat document, which looks more like the notes of a lawyer than a starlet.

[Fairwrning]

I give her a big thumbs up for the " Fuck You" fingernail..how many here would have the balls to write that on your finger and nonchalantly rub your face all morning..classic!!!!

COPS SUCK

[Hardrock69]

[BITEYOASS]

You know a few years ago I thought she could go the playboy/porno route. But from the looks of it, she'll either go the gonzo porn or the OD/death route.

[Nickdfresh]

The thing is, I have nothing against ace either. What bothers me (and apparently several others) was his deal at the Dio ceremony. Turning up with a child's devil-mask on his head was about as appropriate as showing up at Bob Marley's funeral in black-face. The two actions completely misconstrue what either man was about, and serve not as tribute but rather as insult to both men's dignity. Shameful behavior, to say the least.

Ace is and always has been a socially retarded miscreant piece of shit. What would you expect from this loser? Even one of the bigger trolls here, Blackflag, exposed him as a lying piece of attention whore shit long ago.

You guys and your "I have no hate for Ace?" I mean, fucking really? I have hate for Ace. Where did you think it came from? Did you think we were kidding or just haterz™ picking on an awkward fat fuck, pair-shaped moron? He's hated here for a reason, he's a piece of human excrement...

He's lice on the hairy-ass of humanity!

[GAR]

You know Ace, I don't know you personally and I don't have any hate for you in my heart, but You really deserve a severe beating for going to DIO's funeral in that fucking Devil mask.

I initially felt that way until I spent a few days researching some of Ronnie's paganisitc viewpoint of his place in the world and cuntcluded Dio probably would have laughed.

RJD wouldn't care unless Ace wasn't having fun at his funeral.

The last funeral I went to, I knew the guy two decades so I wore white. But then I had these drunken know-nothing internet fanboi-fags who began to run mauf on me of it.. fuck that! I hope everyone wears white at my funeral.

Speaking of drunks while we're on the subject - if that guy had a few county jail stopovers it might have saved his life by drying him out cuz you cant get booze in Twin Towers. Cuz that's where she'll be kicking her drugs. And on that subject, if she doesn't wean off the hard stuf before she surrenders to do her time, it's gonna be reeeeeeeally ugly. You don't wanna go thru processing into jail kicking.

[GAR]

Ace is ..

An entertaining guy despite a disability, plays a mean guitar, has more fun than you.. you mean THAT guy Ace?

How does anyone hate somebody they never met. Cmon, you love Ace. If he weren't here, you'd have nobody to troll?

[Igosplut]

How does anyone hate somebody they never met?

Look in the mirror you're the POSTER boy for that coward....

[Nickdfresh]

An entertaining guy despite a disability, plays a mean guitar, has more fun than you.. you mean THAT guy Ace?

How does anyone hate somebody they never met. Cmon, you love Ace. If he weren't here, you'd have nobody to troll?

He's as entertaining as a fatal disease...

[Hardrock69]

An entertaining guy despite a disability, plays a mean guitar, has more fun than you.. you mean THAT guy Ace?

Plays a mean guitar?

That just demonstrates further what a no-talent, non-guitar-playing moron you are, dumbfuck!

Wow. Garfuckle is impressed by Ace's guitar playing ability.

I bet Ace would like it if you blew him, Garfuckle. Invite him to your cardboard box under the 405 for a beer. He would probably even give you a lesson or two.

[ace diamond]

You know Ace, I don't know you personally and I don't have any hate for you in my heart, but You really deserve a severe beating for going to DIO's funeral in that fucking Devil mask.

this is not relevant to the current topic at hand.
besides, and i say this to everybody, this subject i will not address this again,
unless you were there, shut the fuck up.
thank you.
now back to the topic at hand.

[ace diamond]

Lindsay Lohan will be headed to prison for 90 days starting on July 20 for violating her DUI probation. According to the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department, since she is a non-violent female, she will most likely end up serving 25 percent of her sentence, which adds up to around 22 days. It won't be the actress' first trip to jail though. In November 2007, LiLo spent 84 minutes behind bars for a drunken driving and cocaine-possession conviction.

22 days?
well, i did predict 3 weeks.
so i was off by 1 fucking day!
big deal, i was close enough.
i was guessing by dead reckoning anyways.

[ace diamond]

An entertaining guy despite a disability, plays a mean guitar, has more fun than you.. you mean THAT guy Ace?

How does anyone hate somebody they never met. Cmon, you love Ace. If he weren't here, you'd have nobody to troll?

exactly, exactly.........someone has to be "the heel"
it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it!
ah-cha-cha-cha...........yeah, yeah, that's the ticket!

[ace diamond]

That just demonstrates further what a no-talent, non-guitar-playing moron you are, dumbfuck!

I bet Ace would like it if you blew him, Garfuckle.

wrong on all counts.
i don't play for that team.
sorry about your luck, sailor.
c'mon, hr69, is that the best you got?
fucking pathetic!
i know you can do better than that.
hr69, err......i mean hr96, you silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!
you're slipping, old bean.

[ace diamond]

I initially felt that way until I spent a few days researching some of Ronnie's paganisitc viewpoint of his place in the world and cuntcluded Dio probably would have laughed.

RJD wouldn't care unless Ace wasn't having fun at his funeral.

exactly, exactly...........and that was my entire point.
rjd would have wanted everyone to have as best a time as they can!
so i did!
end of discussion and end of the subject.............now back to this celebutard LiLo.

[GAR]

Look in the mirror you're the POSTER boy for that coward....

/owned

[Seshmeister]

Woof

[jero]

very nice

[Golden AWe]

Oh yeah..ooh yeah *unzipping*...

UFF!!!

[GAR]

quite woof..

[lesfunk]

Nothing quite like tits on a stick...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

22 days?
well, i did predict 3 weeks.
so i was off by 1 fucking day!
big deal, i was close enough.
i was guessing by dead reckoning anyways.

you have amazing intuition and mad math skills as well.

[lucyburnett]

Really loved Lohans early work like Freaky Friday with Lee Curtis but that is like 6-7 years ago now. She difinitely has potential but the problem with her as with other celebrities is that if things coem too fast and too easy - short term success - can be the hindrance for long term success. That seems to be the case with her. She also now looks over 30 and she is only 23.

[binnie]

Woof

There has just been a twanging noise in my pants....

[lesfunk]

She is a prime candidate for violation

[Terry]

Woof

Those fuckin' titties...

Oh, LL, you can keep fucking up as long as you like, just promise me that you'll pose for some more nude shots before you OD.

I'd bang her little sister, too...and her mom...

[jhale667]

Woof

I mean, I'd have to.

[ace diamond]

you have amazing intuition and mad math skills as well.

well, it's ain't an exact science or anything,mensa.
it's a rough guess.
and my guess was off by one day.
so ultimately, it was a pretty damn good guess.
big deal if i didn't get the nail on the head.
way to nitpick semantics.

[binnie]

How is that semantics?

Anyway - I would still love to hit Lohan like it was the end of time and the flames of the apocalypse were ticking my ass

[Hardrock69]

Gee that would be truly exciting!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

well, it's ain't an exact science or anything,mensa.

that portuguese still messes with you english sometimes, huh.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

.
way to nitpick semantics.

i neither nitted nor picked