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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555
    #166
    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
    LOL!

    There's got to be a third category for what ELVIS did.
    ELBOW is still leaving, he just is taking his time....



    Ima now claims he's done with the place, which means I guess I have to man up and leave too
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625
        #167
        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
        lounge makes me type!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ATTACH=CONFIG]10553[/ATTACH]


        HYPNOLOUNGE!


        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12682
            #168
            Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
            Why would you do that?

            Isn't it easier on you, her, your friends, her friends, boss, shit, the whole fuckin' WORLD if you just let her "win"?

            What's the point of comin' out on to on that one? Just nudge her into dumping you, she's happy she came out on top & you walk merrily home with no worries on your mind.

            You might even find another girl before you get home.

            Cheers!
            or boy
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58755
                #169
                Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                Why would you do that?

                Isn't it easier on you, her, your friends, her friends, boss, shit, the whole fuckin' WORLD if you just let her "win"?

                What's the point of comin' out on to on that one? Just nudge her into dumping you, she's happy she came out on top & you walk merrily home with no worries on your mind.

                You might even find another girl before you get home.

                Cheers!
                Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                or boy
                Or even something in-between. Hopefully not Ann Coulter.....
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • Dan
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12179
                    #170
                    Page 5.
                    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49125
                        #171
                        Originally posted by VetteLS5
                        Meh. I'm thinking the "sleep with the girl a month later who you originally broke up with because you knew she was about to break up with you, and then you break up with her again" trumps it. Although I suspect I won't get accolades from the ladies here for that one.
                        I was under the impression that it's fairly normal to sleep with a girl you broke up with (ideally provided neither is in a relationship) just because you have a past together...

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625
                            #172
                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            I was under the impression that it's fairly normal to sleep with a girl you broke up with (ideally provided neither is in a relationship) just because you have a past together...

                            Yes. For several years after in fact. Because it's familiar and an easy comfortable way for both people to have a little sex without having to deal with the whole new people thing.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                              • vandeleur
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 9870
                                #173
                                Man it can get messy and don't mean wiping your cock on her curtains
                                fuck your fucking framing

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                                  • jhale667
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 20929
                                    #174
                                    Originally posted by sadaist
                                    Yes. For several years after in fact. Because it's familiar and an easy comfortable way for both people to have a little sex without having to deal with the whole new people thing.
                                    Exactly...
                                    Originally posted by conmee
                                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                                    That is all.

                                    Icon.
                                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                                    Then it's really true??:eek:

                                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                                    Originally posted by eddie78
                                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                                      • DONNIEP
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 13390
                                        #175
                                        Originally posted by sadaist
                                        Yes. For several years after in fact. Because it's familiar and an easy comfortable way for both people to have a little sex without having to deal with the whole new people thing.
                                        Ah yes, the old ex girlfriend booty call. I've had a couple that I absolutely could not date. It just would not work. But, a couple times a year I'd get the call. And it was on for a couple days and then we'd go our separate ways and some time the next year there'd be another phone call. Definitely good times. No dating involved at all. Just straight up bangulation.
                                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                          • Nickdfresh
                                            SUPER MODERATOR

                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 49125
                                            #176
                                            The only ex-GF booty call I ever went to was with someone I broke up with amicably with the "things just aren't working out" or "we're two different people" type thing but yet we remained semi-friends. Anything messy or overly painful it's just best to cut the chord.

                                            I found that out the hard way that yes - things can get very messy...
                                            Last edited by Nickdfresh; 08-04-2013, 02:11 PM.

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                                              • vandeleur
                                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 9870
                                                #177
                                                Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                                semi friends
                                                To many semi jokes
                                                fuck your fucking framing

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                                                  • DONNIEP
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 13390
                                                    #178
                                                    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                                                    The only ex-GF booty call I ever went too was with someone I broke up with amicably with the "things just aren't working out" or "we're two different people" type thing but yet we remained semi-friends. Anything messy or overly painful it's just best to cut the chord...
                                                    No doubt. There wasn't anything mess or painful about the times that me and either chick stopped seeing each other when we were "dating." It just kinda ended. So, the booty calls would come in, usually late at nite. And who am I to turn it down?

                                                    Ah, now all three of us have kids. No more sneaking out at 2 in the morning.
                                                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                      • kwame k
                                                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 11302
                                                        #179
                                                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                        ELBOW is still leaving, he just is taking his time....



                                                        Ima now claims he's done with the place, which means I guess I have to man up and leave too
                                                        Wait.......does that mean I have to quit too
                                                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                                                        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                                                          • DONNIEP
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 13390
                                                            #180
                                                            Originally posted by kwame k
                                                            Wait.......does that mean I have to quit too
                                                            You're still here, ya homo??

                                                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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