Q-Anus Congresswoman Says California Wildfires were caused by "Space Lasers"

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The 'I'm just sayin' approach to crazy bullshit conspiracy theories is even more invidious than standing up and at least being honest enough to own it.

It was a favorite of Joe Rogan back when he used to say the crap himself rather than just giving platforms to the wackos. It's meant to give wiggle room, the pretense that you are just asking questions rather than pushing shit. Also notice the Rothschild reference, so often there is an underlying antisemitism going on...

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[Kristy]

I like her.

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You got one in Colorado who's every bit as batshit crazy.....

And when she said she had "constituents outside the building" that was a signal to the MAGAtt terrorists.... who she reportedly brought into the building for a "tour" shortly before.

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[Kristy]

You got one in Colorado who's every bit as batshit crazy.....



And when she said she had "constituents outside the building" that was a signal to the MAGAtt terrorists.... who she reportedly brought into the building for a "tour" shortly before.

I voted for her. I think she's wonderful. She going to fuck things up for you progressive pseudo-left pussies.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Video of Her Is Actually George Soros in Disguise

newyorker.com
Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Video of Her Is Actually George Soros in Disguise
Andy Borowitz


WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Amid a firestorm of controversy, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene explained that an offensive video of her that has been widely circulated in recent days is actually George Soros in disguise.

“Whenever I donate clothes to a consignment shop, Soros gets a ping on his phone and buys it all up,” she alleged. “Then he spends weeks practicing walking in my heels.”

Additionally, she claimed, “George Soros has a Marjorie Taylor Greene latex mask, like they have in ‘Mission Impossible.’ If you put me and Soros side by side, you would not be able to tell us apart.”

Asked where Soros had obtained the technology to accomplish his astounding impersonation, she replied, “Hello? His best friend, Bill Gates?”

Greene also said that she was not surprised that the Hungarian-born billionaire had perfected an imitation of her voice. “He’s been coached by the best of the best: Oscar winner Meryl Streep,” she said.

Reacting to Greene’s comments, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy told reporters, “I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation. Let’s move on.”

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I voted for her. I think she's wonderful. She going to fuck things up for you progressive pseudo-left pussies.

I doubt that either she or Greene are going to be around long enough to do much more damage. It's not just the progressives who want them gone. Jellyfish Pelosi wants them out and her tentacles have reach.

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