Just like Samuel Roy Hagar, I say we shall honor his birthday all month long. We've got 5 days til the big party! (I bet DONNIE didn't think I would remember his birthday.) HA! Come on man, before I got my ass out of bed and started my own business... I could barely afford a half pint of RUBLE© vodka. I think RUBLE is French for rubbing alcohol...
uh huh
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!
You are my WOLFGANG VAN HALEN, brutha!!!!
You got me out of bed from drinking 24 hours a day, relocated back to sunny Florida and inspired me to start my own BIZNESS!!!
If it wasn't for all the cocaine money© and hookers™ you sent via the DONNIEP PIGGY BANK™ and ATMS and stuff I would have been found dead in my room from starvation™, dehydration™ or even excessive MASTURBATION™....
And just like the mindless masses who groupthink about WEIGHTGAIN VAN HALEN, you truly are my SAVIOR!
Happy Birthday Donniep, and have a Sammy Hagar Beach Rum™ on me you little devil!
30 days of Donniep begin now....
Sorta like that arc, my nigga Noah built for all his cows n' horses n' shit.....
You da man DONNIEP, I don't care how often to you talk to yaself in the shoutbox you rule duuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!
1-800-see-ya
(P.S. - Find Kim Kardashians ass)