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  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172
    #31
    Originally posted by Douglas T.
    LOL! I was going to mention the sac' o' weed that was clearly seen there in my right pocket!!
    Just finished re-editing the post, Doug.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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      • Douglas T.
        Full Member Status

        • Nov 2005
        • 3875
        #32
        Originally posted by Douglas T.
        Well we do have her out in the woods! She's what ya call the "neighborhood practice"!
        I'll take that back! Cheryl was one of the more respectable gals!

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          • Douglas T.
            Full Member Status

            • Nov 2005
            • 3875
            #33
            Originally posted by chefcraig
            Just finished re-editing the post, Doug.
            As DAVE mentioned ... "remember when pot used to have seeds?"

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              • SparkieD
                Veteran
                • Sep 2006
                • 1772
                #34
                Originally posted by Douglas T.
                LOL! I was going to mention the sac' o' weed that was clearly seen there in my right pocket!!
                DT loaned me his jacket before going on a roller coaster once. In midair, I got scared his stash was gonna fall outta the pocket.
                Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
                Originally posted by rustoffa
                Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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                  • blonddgirl777
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 5790
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Douglas T.
                    Back in those days my wood was way out of control!!

                    But nowadays (I've seen your wood here and there), you really got it figured out!
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                      • blonddgirl777
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5790
                        #36
                        Originally posted by Panamark


                        I wonder what his pickup line was
                        "Hey there Groovy Chick, I'm DT and have total control over my wood"

                        Or; "I got wood... Wanna hop in and give it the finishing treatment?"
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                          • Panamark
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 17113
                            #37
                            I got the plank if you got the varnish !
                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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                              • blonddgirl777
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Mar 2005
                                • 5790
                                #38
                                "I know how to nail you right" or "I will fill up that crack" or "I've got wood that needs sanding off"
                                OOoooowwwww!!!!

                                So many pick up lines for a woodcrafter!
                                Last edited by blonddgirl777; 04-07-2009, 12:07 AM.
                                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                Originally posted by VanHalener
                                ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                Originally posted by FORD
                                ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                  • blonddgirl777
                                    ROCKSTAR

                                    • Mar 2005
                                    • 5790
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Douglas T.
                                    I don't have any help with my wood. It's all done with my own two hands!
                                    I don't beleive that!
                                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                    Originally posted by FORD
                                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                      • Blaze
                                        Full Member Status

                                        • Jan 2009
                                        • 4371
                                        #40
                                        Here's one!
                                        Let's play carpenter, First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you!
                                        :0
                                        I had to google to come up with a pick up line.

                                        DT
                                        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                                          • Panamark
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 17113
                                            #41
                                            A Handyman grabs his nuts, screws and bolts !!!!
                                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                              • Douglas T.
                                                Full Member Status

                                                • Nov 2005
                                                • 3875
                                                #42
                                                You guys are crackin' me up! My WOOD has never has so much attention in it's whole life!
                                                Thanks for playin' along with my thread!
                                                I'm thinkin' about starting a woodworking class! Of coarse the ladies will get in free of charge!
                                                Here's a picture that's been posted somewhere before! Me and my Ho! Looks like she's got my nipples hard!

                                                Notice the Proud to be and American Woodworker T!
                                                Last edited by Douglas T.; 04-07-2009, 08:52 AM.

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                                                  • blonddgirl777
                                                    ROCKSTAR

                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                    • 5790
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by Blaze
                                                    Here's one!
                                                    Let's play carpenter, First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you!
                                                    :0
                                                    I had to google to come up with a pick up line.

                                                    DT
                                                    L.O.L.
                                                    Welcome to you!
                                                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                    Originally posted by FORD
                                                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                                      • blonddgirl777
                                                        ROCKSTAR

                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 5790
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by Douglas T.
                                                        ... I'm thinkin' about starting a woodworking class! Of coarse the ladies will get in free of charge! !
                                                        Where do I sign up?
                                                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                        Originally posted by FORD
                                                        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                                          • blonddgirl777
                                                            ROCKSTAR

                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 5790
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by Douglas T.
                                                            ... Notice the Proud to be and American Woodworker T!

                                                            I guess nowadays, one can be proud to be an American WORKER period!
                                                            Good for you, if the business is doing well... Your wood is still popular despite of many ladies being broke!
                                                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                            ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                            [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                            http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                            Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                            ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                            Originally posted by FORD
                                                            ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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