An Elvis Sighting

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  • cadaverdog
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Aug 2007
    • 8955
    #31
    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    So the sentence from the Christian Taliban is in.

    350 hours community service
    10 pm curfew even though it didn't happen at night
    A criminal record
    Banned from social media

    The church who owned the concrete statue accepted his apology and said he shouldn't be punished.
    Brought to you by the Scottish minister of propaganda for the atheist Taliban.
    Beware of Dog

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58754
        #32
        Originally posted by Hardrock69
        Well, if the kid was named Jesus, wouldn't that be Jesus fucking Christ?
        Looks a little too blonde to be a "Hayzoos"

        So unless his father's name was Levon, not likely......
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120
            #33
            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            The invisible omnipotent cloud daddy was unavailable for comment...
            Of course He's unavailable to you...

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              • VetteLS5
                Commando
                • Mar 2012
                • 1130
                #34
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                Of course He's unavailable to you...
                negative 20 or so?

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                  • Jesus Christ
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2428
                    #35
                    Originally posted by ELVIS
                    Of course He's unavailable to you...
                    Give Me a break, Gregory! It's the Jewish high holidays. Do ye want Me to post on Yom Kippur, for Dad's sake??

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                      • vandeleur
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 9865
                        #36
                        I thought he was gone , Internet disconnected living in a cave or a whale or some shite .

                        Well who knew it Elvis talks a load of bollocks , go figure. .
                        fuck your fucking framing

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49125
                            #37
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            I thought he was gone , Internet disconnected living in a cave or a whale or some shite .

                            Well who knew it Elvis talks a load of bollocks , go figure. .

                            Once in a while, when "The Overseers" aren't watching, he can sneak onto the computer after ingesting some forbidden protein...


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                              • Hardrock69
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 21834
                                #38
                                His overseer is his husband who keeps him chained under the mobile home.

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