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  • What's up, Army?

    ...been a while...what's up Roth and Roll, freaks?!

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi Carmine Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • #3
      Haha...my favourite facebook friend! How's it going?
      "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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      • #4
        Yo! What's up!
        Originally posted by wiseguy
        That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Carmine View Post
          ...been a while...what's up Roth and Roll, freaks?!
          I almost linked you this thread on the FB

          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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          • #6
            I have never heard of you before.....

            Oh dear.

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            • #7
              It was only a matter of time that Army Alzheimer symptoms would start showing up...

              Anybody seen my reading glasses?

              Nice to see you around Carmine!!
              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ZahZoo View Post
                It was only a matter of time that Army Alzheimer symptoms would start showing up...

                Anybody seen my reading glasses?

                Nice to see you around Carmine!!
                Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express View Post
                  Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
                  Your boyfriend feels the same way

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express View Post
                    Life is still worth living as long as you still can get it up.
                    And if you can't, I can get all the grey market Viagra you'd ever need!
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DONNIEP View Post
                      And if you can't, I can get all the grey market Viagra you'd ever need!
                      Shit. That stuff would probably turn me into a member of the Blue Man Group.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nitro Express View Post
                        Shit. That stuff would probably turn me into a member of the Blue Man Group.
                        I only import the good stuff!! It'll either kill you or give you a King King Ding Dong!
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DONNIEP View Post
                          I only import the good stuff!! It'll either kill you or give you a King King Ding Dong!
                          Probably made at the Dong Kong pharmaceutical plant Number 5 in Ding Ho Cambodia.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • #14
                            Welcome! Welcome to the place that worships a washed up cocaine addict who cant sing and acts like a total idiot! Enjoy!

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                            • #15
                              Fuck off, Bleater.
                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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