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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32794

    #76
    Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
    You may not have noticed, but check out her panties.

    Notice they extend a little? Yep, she's packing.

    Well, you said you would, now you gotta do it. You have to lick her balls.

    Cheers!
    Damn! I thought it was camel toe. Nothing worse than expecting oysters and you end up getting wieners and nuts.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #77
      roll roll roll in the hay
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32794

        #78
        Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
        Well, that's... that's quite a big bed.

        I bet you could roll around in it & not fall off.

        Cheers!
        The wall is also padded so when you drive her hard she ain't banging her head into the wall.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          #79
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          The wall is also padded so when you drive her hard she ain't banging her head into the wall.
          Or vice versa. Seein as how that's a dude...
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12707

            #80
            Originally posted by DONNIEP
            Or vice versa. Seein as how that's a dude...
            A tranny is NOT a dude.

            You should know that by now, Donnie.

            Cheers!

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            • Anonymous
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 12707

              #81
              Originally posted by Nitro Express
              Damn! I thought it was camel toe. Nothing worse than expecting oysters and you end up getting wieners and nuts.
              That's ok, Nitro. Just watch the video & everything will be alright.

              Cheers:

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32794

                #82
                Originally posted by DONNIEP
                Or vice versa. Seein as how that's a dude...
                Them moose must drive hard. The fucking bed is as big as a 747 hangar and it's padded like a cell at Bellevue.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32794

                  #83
                  Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                  That's ok, Nitro. Just watch the video & everything will be alright.

                  Cheers:
                  No it's not alright. I was the boyfriend. I thought she was using a strap-on.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12707

                    #84
                    Originally posted by DONNIEP
                    S******? S******ing is banned!!
                    I'll s****** all I want, goddammit! Let them TRY to ban me. I'll suicide bomb this website & I'll s****** my arse off amongst its ashes.

                    Cheers!

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12707

                      #85
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      Is kike, spic, retard or chink banned yet ??
                      They better ban every cracka & honkey in this place.

                      Or at least every single American cracka & honkey. Those "people" have absolutely no rights at all 'coz their great-great-great-great-great grandfathers enslaved blacks some 300 years ago.

                      Cheers!

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                      • Sum Ting Wong
                        Full On Cocktard
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 40

                        #86
                        Originally posted by ELVIS
                        Is kike, spic, retard or chink banned yet ??
                        I offendred! Fukk yoo! Razy rambaraya eater!

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12707

                          #87
                          AN ILL EAGLE! IN THIS THREAD!

                          Quick, smoke 'im out. Get the shotguns ready. We have to take this varmint out 'afore he ree-produces.

                          Cheers!

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                          • Sum Ting Wong
                            Full On Cocktard
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 40

                            #88
                            It okey dokey. I irregar, but no brown. AZN smat, get to stay! Brown peeple razy!

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12707

                              #89
                              Originally posted by Sum Ting Wong
                              It okey dokey. I irregar, but no brown. AZN smat, get to stay! Brown peeple razy!
                              I don't care what colour you are. My prejudice is colour blind.

                              You have 15 minutes to trim that hedge, pressure wash the house, clean the pool, mow the lawn & wash the car.

                              If you do it right, we'll let you live.

                              Now, GIT!

                              Cheers!

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                              • Sum Ting Wong
                                Full On Cocktard
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 40

                                #90
                                I no rike yu.

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