DB is searching for me a Red Sammy Suit right now! I want the VOA suit! Not the yellow one either - I'm gonna go full on Red and then I'll steal Von's Buggy and me and Warf will drive around blasting the Van Hagar right up until we get arrested!! Hell, we'll just drive that fucker all the way to Cabo. When Sammy sees us he'll probably put us in the band! Hell yeah!! It's 5150 Time!!!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
So basically were looking for a mixture of clothes that would fit Santa and Adele with a red wig
fuck your fucking framing
Sort of ...... Rollin in the sheep
I can see it now - me and Warf hauling ass in Von's Halen Buggy. Warf's got the Yellow Sammy Suit on and I'm rockin the Red Suit. We could even video it and send everybody copies!! We'd call it The Drunken Road To Cabo!!
Then when we get to Cabo, we'd buy a piñata that looks exactly like Wolfie and we'd let Mikey beat the hell out of it! Then we'd set fire to it like those ragheads do over in Iran. I got this thing all figured out...
I can see you have put some thought into this
Von Halen is just grumpy because his list of "things to do" around here is shorter than fagcock's employment history!
LMAO. He said smegma.
Oh dear.
you can't say "ban" on a plane
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
if you run out of socks you can jerk off on a sock puppet
Which is now officially your second name after sockfucker
hey Tony, tell your friend with one leg I said hello.
Your friend wants his leg back. Now!!
I am the Messiah! Sockfucker is a douche!
ok sockfucker. get a job.
says the guy with aliases that get banned.
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