"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    "They are out there selling hot sauce and tequila and it ain't about the music." Amen Ed. Their music sucks.
    Last edited by Nitro Express; 03-05-2012, 06:03 PM.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • NIN1211
      Head Fluffer
      • Jan 2012
      • 386

      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      Satch does suck. Fuck his gay looking hats and that dorky donkey face he gets when he plays. Also, you could knit a nice sweater from the hair that dude has on his arms. Probably has a hairy ass too but then Sam likes hairy asses.
      LOL referring to the black dude Spam is with....Black Satch-ith!

      Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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      • NIN1211
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2012
        • 386

        Originally posted by SNIPER
        Not much meat in the seats at this rodeo.
        Fat bastard...buy a shirt that fits you. Damn Teletubby. Those "moves" are gayer than Menudo!

        Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32797

          Originally posted by NIN1211
          LOL referring to the black dude Spam is with....Black Satch-ith!
          What. Sam found a black gay lover now?
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • NIN1211
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2012
            • 386





            Pin The Tail On the Douche....Fat In A Hat....LOL!

            Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              Horrible. Those two fags making money off of what Dave & Eddie created and acting as if it's their own. Then having the fucking gall to talk shit about either of them? Fuck them. I'm going to El Pollo Loco for lunch now. One less crazy chicken on this earth when I'm done. I'll eat it & smile!
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • vandeleur
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Sep 2009
                • 9865

                Had read bits of that, first time I had actually heard it
                fuck your fucking framing

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                • perrin29
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 342

                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  Play at 9:25 and have a good laugh about what Ed says about Mike and Sam.
                  You could tell he wasn't happy with either of them at that time. I like Stern and I listen to him regularly but I didn't think this was one of his better interviews. At times he comes off antagonistic and a bit of an ass.

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                  • Unchainme
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 7746

                    Originally posted by sadaist
                    Horrible. Those two fags making money off of what Dave & Eddie created and acting as if it's their own. Then having the fucking gall to talk shit about either of them? Fuck them. I'm going to El Pollo Loco for lunch now. One less crazy chicken on this earth when I'm done. I'll eat it & smile!
                    lucky bastard.

                    wish I had a carls jr., in and out, el pollo over in ohio .

                    those were treats when I went to cali last time
                    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                    • NIN1211
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                      • Jan 2012
                      • 386

                      Originally posted by vh rides again
                      Wow
                      He was so rock and roll back then.

                      What a fag.




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                      Roth And Roll
                      This makes Loverboy look like Slayer
                      Last edited by NIN1211; 03-05-2012, 07:55 PM.

                      Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                      • NIN1211
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 386

                        Originally posted by evil_lil


                        Yeah, This is some heavy shit!

                        See above..oops

                        Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                        • ALMOSTsaved
                          Veteran
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 2183

                          Nice to see those two assholes performing songs that Sammy wouldn't sing even when he was in the band with the guitarist who wrote the tunes.
                          I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                          • ALMOSTsaved
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2183

                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            This one should make everyone happy...




                            Is that frantic foreplay at 1:45?
                            I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                            • riggodrill44
                              Roadie
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 117

                              That must of killed Sammy to sing that first verse and have everybody singing along probably louder than any other song they played that night.

                              Poor Mikey. Come back from the dark side, dude! Search your feelings. You know what's right and what's wrong.

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                              • Terry
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 11956

                                Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
                                Nice to see those two assholes performing songs that Sammy wouldn't sing even when he was in the band with the guitarist who wrote the tunes.
                                On one level, it IS kinda sad...but when Roth got back with the band several years back...even though the first go-around was just an oldies tour, no new music, Mike wasn't there, Eddie was erratic and Wolfgang looked out of place...even in spite of all the shortcomings, just the fact that Roth was back onstage with the Van Halens...it WAS a bit like the interview Roth gave in the early 1990s when he stated that if he got back together with Van Halen even for a quickie it would be as if the years Hagar was in the band never existed.

                                Shit, it was that way for me in 1996, as much of a debacle as THAT was...even those two Van Hagar leftovers with Roth singing over them...it was as if Sam Hagar being in Van Halen was just some sort of vague nightmare that I could, at best, half remember.


                                Now, with the band firing on all points - a strong new album and a tour - it just erases that much more of the shite years when Sammy was in the band and Van Hagar were serving up crapburgers from my memory banks.
                                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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