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Well at least my 'Under' bet will offset the loss on Kansas...
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I told you. I fucking told you collective cretin hive the Trumpublican would smash the snot out of that Apple Dumpling Gang.
A terrible, forgettable game nonetheless. Over paid pussies playing pussy ball for their pussy corporate overloads. For Mony Mony it was this "Here, I'll throw the ball to you but I'll throw it close to the ground because I don't want you to get hurt." Also who wears a head band since the days of Mark Knopfler?
Money for nothing, indeed
Brady on the other hand was phenomenal. He took those racist-chanting Chiefs and fucked their assholes hard with used Trump KFC chicken legs. Of course, that's given him too much credit in the sense the Apple Dumpling Gang played a defense based on Palptine anger rather that X's and 0's. I was bored by halftime so I missed the corporate act whatever it was. What I did was get naked (it was dark by then) cover myself in used coffee grounds and left some Hersey-esque dumps in my neighbors lawn when all the time I knew they were inside watching the game. I like to roll around on the late winter grass as a form of mindfulness before I fertilize. I feel it does the earth good.
By the end of the third quarter it was over. The flukes in their gaudy red had outfucked themselves and even in garbage time play they couldn't muster a solid game plan; just more Pop Warner passing plays and a few runs. Abysmal. Brady slayed the Walrus and now has what, 7 rings to find Giselle's G-spot with. Good for him. Now watch Biden invite him to the Fall of the House of Usher and he will decline. Like the true racist Republican fuck he is.Comment
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Hmmm watched most of the 2nd quarter and changed the channel half way through whatever that bullshit was for a half-time show. WTF?
Never heard of the Weekend before yesterday... thankful... never want to hear of it again. They couldn't find anything better than that shit..?
Best thing about the Super Bowl... Daytona week starts tomorrow!"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Pointless. Playing any sport in a pandemic as devastating as this goes to show there are no lows that a franchise owner won't sink to to make a profit. What was more ridiculous was all the faux-political pregame horseshit of "unity" where somehow owners on yachts fucking big titty mistresses is going to save America from itself. Then there was the usual military fetishization, then faux patriotism, the "we're for the little guy" horseshit and now the NFL is exploiting front line healthcare workers by claiming they are supporting them by making god damn team uniforms are made before any PPE is. Hey, here's a fun tidbit. Did you know the city and county of Los Angeles has eased their environmental air/health restrictions because they cannot cremate all those who have died from COVID fast enough? But I guess when tax break corporations like Pepsi, Ford and all these stupid start up internet hacks paid their millions to advertise their useless shit well, that's more important, America.
The NFL should be ashamed of itself. Yet, it was praised for having its fucking Superspreader Bowl event to keep the masses stupid. Sit back and watch COVID spike in Ft. Fuckerdale maybe taking out a player or two. If so, at least they died for a good cause: American greed.Comment
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Not the fucking point, Von. To many people were on the field both pre and post-game. The virus has mutated more than your homoerotic love for Roth making it more infectious and contagious. Cases will spike in Ft. Shitheadale.Comment
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Brady is the best QB ever..and Dirty Honey > Gretta Van ZepplinComment
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Imagine you are one of the the Kansas fans who paid $10 000 for a ticket and catches Covid...Comment
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