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Even IF we were only half as funny as we think we are, we'd still be twice as entertaining as the rest of the crap that gets posted here. Well, except for Sesh's stuff, it's pretty funny. At least I think it is. It's so hard to tell, what with his jumbled up sentences and made up words
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Ok then ...... Weird thing to say as its only you and ford posting reallyEven IF we were only half as funny as we think we are, we'd still be twice as entertaining as the rest of the crap that gets posted here. Well, except for Sesh's stuff, it's pretty funny. At least I think it is. It's so hard to tell, what with his jumbled up sentences and made up words
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Can we all at least agree to give DLR some (albeit minuscule) credit for doing SOMETHING with his website, as compared to the VH website, which only updates yearly with the half-hearted "Merry Christmas" post?Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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So what you're saying is, we should only compare Dave to those that do even less than him & ignore everything else.
Is that what you're saying? Do you really want to "come out on top" that bad?
What's next? Are we going to compare Dave to reality TV singers, claiming how our "idol" made it big & those suckers can't even win a TV contest?
No.
I don't like wallowing in mediocrity, I refuse to scrape the bottom of the barrel & I don't eat shit.
Dave gets no fucking credit for putting up an amateur website. And if you're still in touch with anyone from DDE, please convey them this message from yours truly:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DAVE!Comment
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Well, we can. I mean, we could. But we're not gonna. We all read the announcement - Dave's return from his self imposed absence from blah blah blah. And all we get is a 25 minute long rehash of the same crap he's been saying for 30 years. Oh, and apparently he really, really, really wants to go to the Monster Truck Rally.
Ok, if it makes Dave feel better then I will give him credit for doing something as opposed to nothing but the something isn't much better than nothing and sometimes having nothing is truly better than having something unless the something is half way entertaining. But it's not.
Dave - if you're reading this, I will call you back just as soon as I can. Hugs!!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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The worst thing was the hype, VA.
I mean, we're all obviously retarded, otherwise we would've learned a long time ago, but all that hype about how Dave was making a "comeback" to social media... and we get a flash site & a black & white picture?
I mean, we're talking about the guy who did the "Just a Gigolo", "California Girls" "Crazy from the Heat" & "A Little Ain't Enough" videos.
It's not unreasonable to expect to be blinded by hot pink, electric blue, pastel colours & neon infused photo galleries, chronological timelines, discographies, history, videos, all that shit that's gotta be stored somewhere.
Let people buy his music in MP3, FLAC or WAV format.
Historical tidbits, comments about the albums & songs.
And if Dave wanted to show off his crayon paintings, have a section of that on the site.
Jesus fuck, most Geocities sites were better designed than this absolute horrendous crap.
I know I've been the most vocal about Dave needing to act his age, but that's the whole fucking point! The website is not HIM, it's whatever he WANTS it to be. And it can be Dave at 25 years old FOREVER!
No seriously, fuck Dave.
Did I tell Dave to fuck off already? Because fuck him. Fuck Dave.Comment
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