the new album has impaled my asshole

[Roy Munson]

I heard ya missed me...I'm back...

Been awhile.

I've been waiting for this for a LONG tizzime ...

My butt hurts from the new album. It fucked my ass so hard...ripped apart from the inside out. Maybe I'm using the wrong ANALogy?

No. Everyone knows that classic VH is the biggest, most massive cock in the rock world and they are STRAIGHT UP IMPALING ASSHOLES...YOURS, AND MINE.

I love you all.

Wolfgang is a fuckmonster and we should all thank him for his part in penetrating our balloon knots with NO LUBE.

Excuse me while I grab this shoe horn...

Kisses and hugs forever...

Dloc ...pick up the red phone and call me.

[Mr Walker]

I missed you pal.
Hope things are going well for you!

[fryingdutchman]

Holy shit!! Munson is back!!

Homoerotic references aside, that is an awesome post!

Welcome back dude.

[Roy Munson]

I missed you pal.
Hope things are going well for you!

Not too bad! Hope all is well with you too!

I'm on cloud fucking nine with this new album. And I missed this place!

[Roy Munson]

Holy shit!! Munson is back!!

Homoerotic references aside, that is an awesome post!

Welcome back dude.

Ha...how ya been?

Van Halen brings us all together. Even if its homoerotic.

[fryingdutchman]

Ha...how ya been?

Van Halen brings us all together. Even if its homoerotic.

I'm doing real good. ADKOT has been like an adrenalin-filled syringe straight to my fucking heart!!!!

It's going to be a great year.

Nice to see you 'round again.

[Seshmeister]

Well you'll have more time to post now that Bachmann's campaign is over...

[Roy Munson]

Well you'll have more time to post now that Bachmann's campaign is over...

Sarah Palins' stunt double? Crazy bitch. Nice to see ya, Seshy.

[Roy Munson]

I'm doing real good. ADKOT has been like an adrenalin-filled syringe straight to my fucking heart!!!!

It's going to be a great year.

Nice to see you 'round again.

I can't stop listening to it. I couldn't be more pleased!

[Sensible Shoes]

Why Roy Munson, as I live and breathe!

[binnie]

Best thread title for a long, long time.....

[Roy Munson]

Best thread title for a long, long time.....

Binnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Walker]

The first weekend in 28 years with a new Van Halen album.
I don't think I can do another mid-life crisis... I almost didn't survive the last one.

[Dan]

Get A Really Hairy Dog Up You Roy.

Good To See You Back.

[Roy Munson]

The first weekend in 28 years with a new Van Halen album.
I don't think I can do another mid-life crisis... I almost didn't survive the last one.

Hahaha