This. THIS is where it's at, you cretins
(p)Rick Beat Off To is a failed musician and a con artist. This dick weed thinks if he hangs around and interviews musicians who have talent maybe some of that mojo will rub off on his tiny dick when he's not rubbing it off. His shitty theory books are overpriced and he has this weird obsession with chord progressions that musicologist can't seem to understand. This guy is a fucktard with capital TARD. He's too stupid to become a music critic so he goes on YouGoob and outembarrasses himself. Fuck this fart slammer with a coffee mug just purchased at the local CVS pharmacy.
Oh, and you're old.
Like really old.
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I watched him play it. I really don’t care what anyone else thinks. Wolfgang grew up watching his dad play and then was in the band with him. He’s got hands that can do it. He did well. The bottom line is not everyone can play guitar. Some people just can’t. Then people who can tend to be better in one style or another. My daughter is an excellent classical guitarist but she can’t play blues for shit. I never could finger pick as well as she does and I played classical for four years in school.
Each to their own. Wolf did his own rendition of his dad and came close.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Technically Yngwie is very good but yeah, no song writing ability. I can watch him for 15 minutes and then I’m done. I have a good laugh at the cliche of what he is. All those Marshall’s on stage. The kick. The guitar spin. The leather pants, rapper levels of gold and Rolex. Probably the only dude left who still buys Aquanet. It’s funny and entertaining for 15 minutes.
Nobody could play like Eddie but Eddie. Yeah it’s kind of fun to watch some of these tribute bands. That’s good for 15 minutes too.
From the Taylor Hawkins tribute in LA:
9:04 p.m. A rare turn on bass by Grohl as he leads a band with the Darkness’ Justin Hawkins, drummer Josh Freese and guitarist Wolfgang Van Halen — son of the late Eddie Van Halen — through a feverish take on the pop-metal classic “Panama.”
9:08 p.m. The Van Halen worship continues with a faithfully sleazy version of “Hot for Teacher,” Justin Hawkins flouncing across the stage in a hot-pink bodysuit a la Sunset Strip-era Diamond Dave.
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Here's Panama. Pretty good. Maybe lacks little bit of some showmanship or swagger in his playing or something. But not bad at all.
I dont care how well he plays.
Dude is a fat fuck.
And has millions. No excuse to look like a slob. Was that Artie Lange on stage??
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Wolf is a great name for him. He really wolf’s the food down. Wolfgang Van Halen dead at age 52 due to heart failure.
I’m betting he already has pre-diabetes or maybe full type 2 by now. The guy has been fat his whole life and he can’t mask he’s actually a depressed miserable fuck. He had a bad habit of bleeding his emotions all over social media and then going into abusive rants on VH fans. He loves doing that. He’s no great talent. You have lots of people on YouTube that didn’t have the access to what Wolfgang had access to who write better songs and play better. Wolf is a Van Halen and with the death of his dad he’s getting attention but he’s pissing on people online teasing them and telling them to fuck off. The reality is the only people curious about this guy are the VH fans. He’s a lame ass fat fuck. Oh wow, the fat fuck can play pretty good. Naw, the interest in Wolf will wain pretty quick. In fact, I think his career has peaked right now. You have just seen the top.
I liked his dad. I don’t like him. Even though I like EVH products I will no longer buy or promote them because Fat Fuck owns the brand now and how much is he going to add to it? I’m tempted to sell my Wolfgang just because it says Wolfgang on it. I don’t play it much anyways.
Ah. Just another brat. LA is full of them.
Anyways wake me up when the guy suddenly sheds 180 pounds and does flying kicks across the stage.
He did indeed. Wolf’s social media posts show he’s a real brat and immature. He uses the Van Halen fan base for a toilet and a punching bag. He’s an emotional wreck like his mom is. What Wolfgang doesn’t realize is the Van Halen fan base is his fan base. Do any teenagers care about Mammoth? No. So the guy is pissing in his own feed trough. He got a lot of media attention due to his dad’s death and the Taylor Hawkins tributes but once the curiosity is gone nobody is going to care. He doesn’t have the star dust and rocket sauce needed to be a big act. He’s going to play clubs and casinos and put out streams. He will only be able to run on his last name so long. There’s no cool factor to Wolf to sell. In a way, he’s kind of a freak show. His dad was cool and a real innovative pioneer. Wolf isn’t. Yeah he can put songs together. They don’t suck but they aren’t great either. But if he finally pissed off the VH base enough and they go fuck you! You’re a brat! Who’s going to give a damn?
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Food is one of the most popular anxiety coping devices. If you have been fat your whole life losing the weight and keeping it off is a huge deal. You have to completely change your lifestyle. I’ve seen people shed 180 pounds but they usually end up putting the weight back on. Very few people change enough to go from flab to long-term fit. Very few. You have to change your whole lifestyle and most people refuse to do it.
He looked the best he ever did in 2012. I wonder if Roth had something to do with that but he put the weight back on and looks like a slob.
There was a short but action-packed time there from 2011-2013 where VH was fully functioning, attacking and looking like they wanted to forge new paths. There's a few Dave interviews from that time where he's excited about possibly touring internationally and saying they were getting new music together for another studio album. Likely not what it was before 84 but certainly better than the sit around slob-fest it was under Hagar and since 2015. That was an exciting couple of years there beginning with ADKOT.
Plus, much of what the band did in 2012 was driven by Dave. Everything from working at Henson, to Kool & The Gang, to the stage design, to the videos, to the Downtown Sessions acoustic set, playing in Japan, etc. Roth definitely had more say in the direction of the band for a bit there and I'm glad for it. That was always the case until 1984. People say "it's Eddie's band." In its best years no it wasn't. Roth was the point guard.
When I think of Wolfgang, I think of cardboard. Boring stage presence (if any at all other than being a barrier due to size if you want to circumvent his side of the stage) and boring music... makes no difference how much talent you have if there is nothing creative about you that original or interesting
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Eddie went out after one last good tour. Wolfgang helped make that happen. I don’t mean to bash Wolfe but I tell the truth. Hell he can be a musician. He doesn’t have to make a living at it, he’s set. He just needs to stop treating the fans like shit. Yeah you lost your dad. So did I. Oh your dad had medical problems. So did mine. Everyone deals will those things but man, don’t go out on social media and act like an ass. Not good and it will come back and bite your ass. The sympathy was there. The support was there. Wolf pissed all over it calling people stupid and acting smug. Very dumb. Yeah so dad died. Fuck off you fat cunt!
All these people who enable him. Give me a break. Yeah he can play pretty good. His songs aren’t too bad and he seems nice enough on camera but his on line personality is pretty sick and manipulating. He kind of treats his mom like shit. He’s an enabled fat brat heading for heart disease and diabetes and he ain’t getting off that road. He’s too stubborn. He’s on the yellow Twinkie road to an early demise.
From now on I’m calling Wolfie Fat Brat. It’s the perfect nickname.
I bet a lot of those comments come from the "they OWE us!" type of crowd from the Links. So, he's right, fuck 'em. And then another percentage of comments from people who haven't accomplished anything in their lives and want to tell WVH what to do. Kinda like Kristy.
His next released single should be called Extra Cheese and he should bring in Sammy to sing it. Sam can make Wolf some spaghetti. Better make five gallons of it because a little ain’t enough.
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