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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555
    #106
    Originally posted by Von Halen
    You are turning into our resident antagonist.
    I thought that was me?

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678
        #107
        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
        I thought that was me?

        you have your own specialized practice, well passed residency.
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32555
            #108
            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
            you have your own specialized practice, well passed residency.
            *past
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678
                #109
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                *past
                it's old english
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32555
                    #110
                    The Malt Beverage?



                    Pretty nasty stuff.....
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 58754
                        #111
                        Originally posted by DLR Bridge
                        I predict this (quitting) will be tough for him. Like leaving his eldest dog in the middle of the road and then driving away. Not gonna happen.
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • DLR Bridge
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2011
                            • 5470
                            #112
                            Can't open it at work. Tell me the real E done left his dog in the middle of the street. Sunuvabitch.

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                              • Sensible Shoes
                                Full Member Status

                                • Oct 2009
                                • 4648
                                #113
                                Originally posted by Von Halen
                                You are turning into our resident antagonist.
                                Am not.

                                Maybe you should go smoke a bowl with Kristy.
                                No.

                                Oh dear.

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                                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 12678
                                    #114
                                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                    The Malt Beverage?



                                    Pretty nasty stuff.....
                                    speaking of nasty beer, i feel bad. 99 1/2 year old grampa (you count half years again at that age) told me to take the last few beers (bud light)outta his fridge. said he lost the taste for it and couldn't finish one anymore. he said i could drink one tho, checked the born on date, it was april 23rd... he has new fresh beers today
                                    Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 07-08-2013, 02:59 PM. Reason: boobs
                                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                      • LoungeMachine
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 32555
                                        #115
                                        Born on date

                                        What a marketing coup that was....



                                        But at least gramps has a new stash.
                                        Originally posted by Kristy
                                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                          • DLR Bridge
                                            ROCKSTAR

                                            • Mar 2011
                                            • 5470
                                            #116
                                            Seriously, people were drinking shit beer with sludge at the bottom before some corporate board meeting hatched that idea.

                                            A topic switch worth running with at this point.

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                                              • LoungeMachine
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 32555
                                                #117
                                                How about Coors Light touting how innovative their fucking CANS are?

                                                As if they hide the fact they hold undrinkable swill.

                                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                  • DLR Bridge
                                                    ROCKSTAR

                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 5470
                                                    #118
                                                    Yeah, more bull shit. Plus, I can pretty much tell how cold a beer is gonna be just by fucking holding it. Don't need no blue mountain or whatever it is.

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                                                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Feb 2007
                                                        • 12678
                                                        #119
                                                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                        How about Coors Light touting how innovative their fucking CANS are?

                                                        As if they hide the fact they hold undrinkable swill.

                                                        i still think the miller lite is grosser and why they have a "shotgun" can
                                                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                                          • LoungeMachine
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                            • 32555
                                                            #120
                                                            Anything with "Light" in the name is going to be undrinkable swill...

                                                            I'll make an exception for Amstel Light.

                                                            Originally posted by Kristy
                                                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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