We have a saying here: Everything is possible with some will, violence and vaseline
We have a saying here: Everything is possible with some will, violence and vaseline
Last edited by envy_me; 12-23-2012 at 04:55 AM.
The heart is on the left. The blood is red.
Originally Posted by envy_me
We have a saying here: Everything is possible with some will, violence and vaseline
ain't that the truth...
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We have a saying here to. Shoot, shovel and shut up
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Can we have one thread that doesn't turn into the Swedish Jersey Shore ??
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Is there a Jersey shore in Sweden?
If there was...I'd hang out there...
(fist pumping as we speak...that doesn't really sound quite right)
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Hmmm I was thinking more along these lines...
Add a little green hat and Dave could be in full Leprechaun mode ready for St Patrick's Day...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Is that your way of thanking me for explaining why Dave was dressed like that?
That time of the month, you miserable little...
Last edited by envy_me; 12-23-2012 at 10:51 AM.
Ha ha! Too funny. That goes along with him dancing like Navin R. Johnson in the Tattoo video.Hmmm I was thinking more along these lines...
Add a little green hat and Dave could be in full Leprechaun mode ready for St Patrick's Day...
My karma just ran over your dogma.
No, the page of chit-chat that followed....
And please, do continue to talk shit to me.....
This one..?
Or this one?
I wonder what his next persona is going to be. It's like he's creating a story board almost...
I get the real feeling Dave wants to be working right now... but is just filling a void with this little creative outlet which serves as both social interaction with his fans plus somewhat of a self-biographical documentary of his life and philosophical mental masturbation..
I was hoping he'd return to Lead Singer in a rock band persona soon... But I suspect until Wolfie decides to come home and play with Dad... Dave remains chained to the wagon on Ed's Lazy-Dude ranch up on Howdy Doody Mountain™. The old horses are out to pasture playing with the dogs... until the prodigal son returns...
I am looking forward to see what persona he'll choose next, just like Angel said.
I have few more favourite books he can dress up as
Are you talking about big larger than life Dave?
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
That's the fact Jack! Same old story - Dave's always ready to go and the brothers are wasting time. Seems like they could find a bass player. There is this one guy...
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Just hoping he'd be returning to singing and performing live... I enjoy the fire-side chats no doubt... but would rather drink from the fire hose than be spoon-fed droplets.
Of jibberish...
Ha! Drink from the fire hose..
Ah come on... there's a real art to talkin shit and makin it sound half-assed interesting!!
I wouldn't mind him doing a solo album while he waits :-)
Nah Dave is definitely kicking his heals but a Solo album ain't gonna happen.
Nothing is gonna happen till ed is better although I do take encouragement from wolf taking the opportunity and spreading his wings and getting the music bug .. Or the full bug if you will
I think he has a lot of influence on ed and if we want more tours albums etc etc We want Wolfie boy kicking dads ass to get a move on .
fuck your fucking framing
The Roth Show - Episode 7: DLR's Super Terrific New Year's Eve Dance Party Spectacular
Hip Hip Hooray !!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=5Du5NwvbH70Hmmm I was thinking more along these lines...
Add a little green hat and Dave could be in full Leprechaun mode ready for St Patrick's Day...
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
thats what I'm talking about at 2:08
Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?
Was gonna just say ... WTF!? It gets wackier with each episode.
But, then, half-way thru was reminded of an old Dave line - "I feel like a shining example of something. But I'm not sure what."
Yep. I nominate Dave for the Oscar in the Not Sure What category.
THINK LIKE THE WAVES
Wow... Dave sure likes to dance. Now if he could only start taking off his clothes and make some use of that hot body of his it would really make my christmas :-)
I haven't seen BBQ video, but some scenes are from it, right?
HappyAppalachiaHoliday! From Me & Russ twitter.com/DavidLeeRoth/s…— David Lee Roth (@DavidLeeRoth) December 25, 2012
That last vid was excellent!
Daves interest in the curvy girly jiggly parts , is perhaps as intense as mine...there is art in them thar curves.
Crack Me Up..lol
If I was having a new years eve party I would project that vid on the wall at some surreal angle and play some music or switch back and forth to the tracs on that vid...cool bunny suit mambo.
Make it wild as me wanna be.
2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve
"You're in no immediate danger, but you should suspect foul play." Love it!
Tommy, can you hear me? ... twitter.com/DavidLeeRoth/s…— David Lee Roth (@DavidLeeRoth) December 27, 2012
The last episode gets bonus points for all the extra Karen McDougal footage. Holy crap she's hot.
Hot chicks aside.....Just when I thought Dave might be remembering he was once Diamond Dave, he releases this embarrassment.
It's hard to believe this is the same guy.
I'll give this to Dave: He is absolutely immune to embarrassment.
Where is David Lee Roth? Indeed. Where is he? The guy in this video is a Liberace / Richard Simmons hybrid.
Who Are You,Again?
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
A real fan of the real DLR....Who has been absent since about 1992 ecxept for brief glimmers of hope.....poisoned by faggotry such as this pathetic video.
Diamond Dave: 1974-1993 RIP
faggotry...
It's 2012,David Lee Roth is Happy Doing These Videos For His Fans.He's Sharing His Life Stories With Us.
thought you kiwis had new years alreadyIt's 2012,David Lee Roth is Happy Doing These Videos For His Fans.He's Sharing His Life Stories With Us.
Prancing around like a faggot is "sharing his life story"? I sure hope not.It's 2012,David Lee Roth is Happy Doing These Videos For His Fans.He's Sharing His Life Stories With Us.
As I said: RIP Diamond Dave 1974-1992.
My Pants Are Off As We Speak.thought you kiwis had new years already
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