The Official European Football Thread

[ashstralia]

so soccer is technically football.
and american football is handegg, which is a bastardised version of rugby.

this game rules. we just call it.....RRRUGBY LLLEAGUE

google rugby league injuries

[Grant]

Heya ash, good to cya giving Rugby League/Union some respect here...but just make sure you don't piss Natra off, or he'll most likely locate a pic of the certain actions of a Tigers player back in 2001 and claiming it to be a rugby league "injury".

[jero]

I hate to agree with you...

Same here, but you are still a fucking fag!

[jero]

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[ashstralia]

Heya ash, good to cya giving Rugby League/Union some respect here...but just make sure you don't piss Natra off, or he'll most likely locate a pic of the certain actions of a Tigers player back in 2001 and claiming it to be a rugby league "injury".

mate! i just hope everyone watches a game or two.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Heya ash, good to cya giving Rugby League/Union some respect here...but just make sure you don't piss Natra off, or he'll most likely locate a pic of the certain actions of a Tigers player back in 2001 and claiming it to be a rugby league "injury".

no way...rugby is cool...and as ash said...handegg is the bastardised version of rugby. guess some fags tried to play it in some hilly billy backyard and when they first ran into each other they cried for a helmet and protection.

[jero]

The fagarised handeggers want to take over our thread....

[DavidLeeNatra]

The fagarised handeggers want to take over our thread....

but now they're stuck in a commercial break...

[DavidLeeNatra]

The fagarised handeggers want to take over our thread....

...and fuck you, no-star-homo!

[jero]

but now they're stuck in a commercial break...

feggs

[DavidLeeNatra]

feggs

handfeggs...

[jero]

Classic! You are a fucking handfegg

[TFM_Dale]

For all you lovers of that gay assed game called soccer........................................

Landon Donovan - A Disgrace To The Soccer-Loving Country Of America

In a year when so much went wrong for America, one would be hard-pressed to find a more tragic event than the beloved U.S. national team's elimination from the 2010 World Cup. The humiliating loss—which left millions of enraged citizens rioting in every major city—was universally blamed on disgraced team captain Landon Donovan.

After the U.S. team won its group in the first round, an estimated 300 million Americans, widely known as the most fanatical soccer fans on the planet, shuttered local businesses, declared a holiday from school, and even closed down the New York Stock Exchange to watch the second-round match against Ghana, only to see their collective hopes dashed by Donovan's subpar play. Mass burnings of Landon Donovan effigies and widespread looting ensued, forcing President Barack Obama to declare a state of national emergency.

Despite receiving thousands of death threats and a personal warning from the State Department urging him to stay off American soil until order could be restored, Donovan returned to Los Angeles and was shot 172 times in the chest, head, and feet by an unknown number of assailants—a crime that remains unsolved to this day as police refuse to investigate.

Donovan's decomposing corpse still hangs from the marquee at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, where hundreds of passersby spit on it each day.

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/landon-donovan-a-disgrace-to-the-soccerloving-coun,18624/

Pretty funny stuff considering most of America could care less, enjoy

[TFM_Dale]

Double posted me, damned soccer thread anyway.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Double posted me, damned soccer thread anyway.

and the first one was already useless shit...get yourself a crystal pepsi, put on some chickenfoot and get the fuck off...your bitch is already wating for you...