Crazy Canadian Cuban Dominionazi Teabagging Lunatic Cruz Says He's Running For Prez

[FORD]

We don't want him. Maybe he should go to Cuba?

[kwame k]

Using the neocon logic that because Obama's dad was Kenyan he is therefore Muslim! Cruz is therefore a Communist! It's going to be fun fucking with his supporters !

[TFM_Dale]

[Kristy]

Adroit and smooth liar, indeed

[Kristy]

Now I know Cruz is a Koch sucker:

[FORD]

[Dr. Love]

Well exactly having your hands tied with 18th century slaver rules is not always ideal for the 21st century.

The whole natural born citizen thing is very misunderstood. Basically it means no cesarean sections or any of that shit. Not in our presidency.

[Seshmeister]

But unless you are one of the ruling families like a Bush, Kennedy, Clinton or Walton when you are having your kid you don't think hey I better make sure my vagina is on a particular landmass because this baby could end up being having a chance of going for the big job.

[Nitro Express]

What I like about Cruz is not just his disillusionment and disparity but rather the measures he goes to to get others to believe in his disillusionment and disparity. Times when I jog along the Platte, I've came across Denver Seminary students who did their undergrad at Liberty and it's clear why Cruz choose to speak there - not a single one of them would question his absurdity.


And no wonder Alex Jone$ is his biggest fan.

Liberty University is the skid marks Jerry Falwell left before he joined the big circle jerk in the sky. Attending Cruz's speech was mandatory for the students to attend. Cruz is just another Goldman Sachs whore.

[Seshmeister]

Cruz didn't do too well with the independent fact checker people...

http://www.factcheck.org/2015/03/factchecking-ted-cruz/

[VetteLS5]

Nevermind all that... Dr. Lulz, I have soooo missed your sig.

[Kristy]

Nevermind all that... Dr. Lulz, I have soooo missed your sig.

Sexist creep. He's disgusting on so many levels.

[VetteLS5]

Sexist creep. He's disgusting on so many levels.

Kristy, if you would just show yours one time perhaps all this sexism would cease? Take one for the team?

[Kristy]

Only if you whip your dick out and first and place it in a wood chipper.

[FORD]