Latest Interview with The RED TAMPON

[Von Halen]

In related news, Gary Cherone is currently giving hand-jobs for crack.....

To Dave!

[hambon4lif]

When the hell did anyone start giving a shit what Hagar thinks? His last album was watered-down acoustic versions of his own shitty tunes. He's even embraced his feminine side by sitting beside another dude and sipping coffee on the cover.
Whether Tokyo Dome is a piece of shit or not, I certainly don't need to hear it from that fuckhead Hagar....he's drawing on a weak hand.

[vandeleur]

Dave is the fucking man, any body dont like it . tough shit!!! dave to the grave. I think sammy and sauce are infiltrators on rotharmy.. Hey i actually have a job and work, so ill aggravate some of u fucking veterans that talk shit tonight. to all you dave fans, god bless ya!

Bud it's Dave or the grave .
Dave to the grave is a bit harsh for one dodgy live album.
Just saying

[ELVIS]

I thought the crack was for Dave...

[private parts]

Do they make an auto-tune machine that would work for Dave. Ed could build one out of a shock collar and stripe it up.
It would help his screams!

[binnie]

Bud it's Dave or the grave .
Dave to the grave is a bit harsh for one dodgy live album.
Just saying

It's OK, Vandy, Dave will soon be posting a 27 minute black and white video in which he muses on the meaning of 'live' whilst wearing the traditional outfit of a geisha. It'll be rivetting

[Von Halen]

When the hell did anyone start giving a shit what Hagar thinks? His last album was watered-down acoustic versions of his own shitty tunes. He's even embraced his feminine side by sitting beside another dude and sipping coffee on the cover.
Whether Tokyo Dome is a piece of shit or not, I certainly don't need to hear it from that fuckhead Hagar....he's drawing on a weak hand.

What album was that?

[DONNIEP]

Hey i wanna be on clara's team,thank you for you're wise posts! Hey donniep, fuck you punk mother fucker.. yes i've only posted a few times< but we all start somewhere right. You're little quotes about going to another site, and you pay all this money. makes you the main man to talk shit huh? It sounds from you're post you got a little defensive.... A little mix it up on the army baby. oh and p.s. i'm not a fucking sheep , wolf mode always. u fucking dork. use some of youre money to get me banned

Ok, so you want me to pretend that I was the one who told you to go to another board and that I posted about how much money "we've" paid? You do realize who responded to your post, right?

Keep reaching for that brass ring, sport. Some day your fingers might even graze it...

[VetteLS5]

Thank God member #28,559 reminded us which website we're on.....



Maybe when your post count hits double digits you can tell us what, or what not to post......

Old habits dying hard, eh?

[DONNIEP]

What album was that?

Who can even keep track? I think the guy puts out a new record about every other week. And they're such hits none of us ever even hear about it lol.

[VetteLS5]

Lemme guess...

Krusty's sociology professor ??

Fraroc's dad's A/C repairman.

[VetteLS5]

Who can even keep track? I think the guy puts out a new record about every other week. And they're such hits none of us ever even hear about it lol.

They are recorded in a frequency that only dogs can hear.

[Carloscda]

Was listening to the Preston & Steve show here in Philly and during their music segment they read what sammy said. Then go onto say the performances would've been a 100x better because he can sing. Steve asks Preston has he ever seen VH with Sam? Yea and it was awesome and more entertaining because Sam actually sung the songs and you'd sing along with him. With Dave it was like the show could've been better??!! Umm Ok

They've like alot of others been trashing the CD since it was first announced and I take it they haven't bothered to listen to the whole thing or even watched VH on Kimmel? All they talked about was Panama.

I know everyone has their opinion but how can you luv Dave but constantly trash him meanwhile other singers/performers get a pass??!!

God forbid something should happen to Dave. all those trashing him will be the first inline praising him!!

[hambon4lif]

What album was that?

I think it has something to do with coffee......very un-rock'n roll and gay.
You'll have to ask Zahzoo to take a look at his copy.

[Von Halen]

I think it has something to do with coffee......very un-rock'n roll and gay.
You'll have to ask Zahzoo to take a look at his copy.

I bet Zah has two copies!