Van Halen...It's summertime

[Pau]

Here's an article in Purpura Chess remembering the connection between Van Halen and summer, heat, beach, girls and a cold beer. Hope you enjoy it.

http://eltablerodeajedrez2000.blogsp...mertime-i.html

[ELVIS]

Awesome !!

Not a single mention of Jump...

[ELVIS]

[mh5150]

I think this will be =VH= 2015

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[BITEYOASS]

Did someone say summertime?




What's that?



OK!

[TJMKID]

I just hope I'm downwind from that scarf so I can smell sweet muff in the salty beach air ....

[ELVIS]

That's an illegal alien filthy with disease...

[BITEYOASS]

That's an illegal alien filthy with disease...

Yeah whatever!

Why don't you get into a threesome with your two favorite buddies, which would be Alex Jonestown and one of his random infowhore boys....

[ELVIS]

Why don't you go jump off a bridge while masturbating to an image of a disease riddled illegal alien...named Juan...

[Nitro Express]

Did someone say summertime?




What's that?



OK!

Thank's for reminding me why we are on this planet.

[BITEYOASS]

As Joe Rogan once said: Pussy is so strong that there are dudes willing to blow themselves up for the highly unlikely possibility of pussy in another dimension.

[TJMKID]

As Joe Rogan once said: Pussy is so strong that there are dudes willing to blow themselves up for the highly unlikely possibility of pussy in another dimension.

Virgin pussy is a wonderful thing --- and for 72 virgin poonies I might just blow myself up and say "Fuck Allah" while doing it.

[BITEYOASS]

Virgin pussy is a wonderful thing --- and for 72 virgin poonies I might just blow myself up and say "Fuck Allah" while doing it.

At first I couldn't understand why someone would blow up to obtain 72 virgins. But after spending an entire summer during a deployment at the lovely shithole known as Al-Anbar province in Iraq, I now understand why. Because I would also lose my fuckin' mind and want to blow myself up for virgin pussy if I spent my entire life in that hell hole.