Kristy, love...

[clarathecarrot]

So I said I wanted it like this.

So, while I sit next to you with your hand in mine

It is assured your little eye will be a winking.

If some fellow looks at you, it will be winking..

First you say no!!....it is just me.

You and then your little eye is winking.

So, I call you up again and say hey would you like to go.. let's make some plans for the night....she sais no...then she said STOP!! YES!!!..allriiiiight

let's go out for the night. ...you can be assured my little eyes will be a winking..

Lovimg a girl like you is, spooky...

Spookie ....when I come home in the night with you....

SPOOKIE!!!!!

Kristy love Spookie,

Let's go out for the night. ...you can be assured my little eyes will be a winking..

Lovimg a girl like you is, spooky...

Spookie ....when I come home in the night with you...

.If some fellow looks at you, it will be winking..

First you say no!!....it is just me.

So, I call you up again and say hey would you like to go.. let's make some plans for the night....she sais no...then she said STOP!! YES!!!..allriiiiight

let's go out for the night. ...you can be assured my little eyes will be a winking..

You and then your little eye is winking.

[Dan]

Damn,I Feel The Love In This Thread.

[ThrillsNSpills]

[clarathecarrot]

OHhhhhhhhh,, It is the, tke Kristy loooooove Boat...exciting and so blue....

The Kristy LOoooove ...I love ...the Kristy love..you true blue like our love is a boat a boat , boat ....yeah yeah yeah.

I want to paint you so blue...blue like the sky,.. I sail on with youuuuuuuuuuuu...

I feel funny for youuuuuuuuuuu...

You know ...down there.....

It's poetry baby.

[clarathecarrot]

Here how it go.

The Kristy is my idol....and she is my idol for she is...my idol.....

For she is my muse.....and my Idol, for I Idolize her.

For she shreds me into pieces and tosses me into the salad of love.

for she is my muse..

My idol my muse The Kristy tosses me into her salad of love...

(more later)

[clarathecarrot]

I just viewed the insane bitch at McDonalds video (rumored to be, The Kristy'ish...) and then read the Juan Luikie Pikkarde' Star Trek thread of dissolutioned misplaced admiration ...I think "The Kristy" got me pregnant with her, 1's and 0's. cyber trigger. (insert CR thingie).

The Kristy and I are with, disgruntled, soon to be toddler.

It will be awhile till you all can throw and disgruntled addition to society, shower.

Ok, I have lost it completely I am on my way to the bunny hutch and I will pay extra for table dance thelma to crush my balls with gusto, with her heart shaped ass, all the while yelling, "I'm The Kristy",..." I'm The Kristy".......that should do it...

and I'm back......mmmmmmmmmmmm cyber ....................anger sugar....addiction gonna make me ..

want choooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..more..cyber anger sugar wait for the crunch!

Candy.

[Dan]

Zip,Here's Some Candy.

[clarathecarrot]

Zip,Here's Some Candy.

I only know one thing for sure, no self respecting Dolphin, would ever halt it's persuit of a Tuna, trying to play it safe.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://cheezburger.com/4206938624

[clarathecarrot]

http://cheezburger.com/4206938624

That gave me a idea..?


So, I ask my latest dance hall, Thelma...It's got to be Thelma ? if I can go on vacation with, The Kristy, and heart shaped bottom dance hall, Thelma sais, sure,........ so, I commence packing my carrot down in her basement.

I can't wait to get were I am going new vistas new horizons to become aroused about and of course the packing and repacking that goes with matriculation.

[clarathecarrot]

I am at this very moment ...it actually has been masticating away at my feeble brain for week months perhaps only days...a new Sonat, for the Kristy.

I shall and will make sure the phrase hooks forever into the subject and clauses.

I subject this, that is... the Kristy..like the sunshine on my face and the moon,.. or is it the butt ?

There will be some, moon, face, butt, refferences..perhaps a few, she said ,..I said, we.. the Carrrot and the Kristy, her stylish carriage idyllic in it's simlicity, the coming Wombat smashin'.

Wombats, will be harmed...I promise that.

[Kristy]

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.

[clarathecarrot]

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.

Wombats...your just a furry little Wombat..to me.

Drugs and Hate........ so,..1990.

You don't have to read me, ode's to the Kristy...I just write them to you.

For you little Wombat are my muse.

[Hardrock69]

[cadaverdog]

Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.

That pretty much describes most of my old girlfriends. And probably half or more of the other guys that post here's ex girlfriends or ex wifes. In other words you're the girl next door so to speak.