GOP Candidate Has The Most Awkward, Low IQ Campaign Ad Of All Time

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58755

    GOP Candidate Has The Most Awkward, Low IQ Campaign Ad Of All Time

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    #2
    Reminds me of Junior Samples from Hee Haw. One thing for sure. That man probably could score you some good moonshine.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58755

      #3
      And then there's this piece of absolute lunacy... which looks like an SNL parody sketch...

      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11201

        #4
        Dennis Kucinich is running for governor. His commercial looks like it was shot in a community college TV studio on an iPhone. Sadly I can't find the commercial online.

        Primary is Tuesday but I haven't decided who to vote for. Only sure thing is that it won't be for Mike DeWine, he's about 75 years old and uber Catholic.
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58755

          #5
          Dennis probably had to do his ads on the cheap because the party establishment (aka the same Hillbots who let Trump win the state in 2016) are backing Cordray.
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35153

            #6
            Originally posted by twonabomber
            Only sure thing is that it won't be for Mike DeWine, he's about 75 years old and uber Catholic.
            Yeah don't vote for that guy, also he's against net neutrality.

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            • twonabomber
              formerly F A T
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 11201

              #7
              He whistles when he talks, too.
              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32797

                #8
                Haha! The Republicans don't even want that coal baron in West Virginia to win. He spent some time in jail due to an accident at one of his mines that killed quite a few people. The Rep's are worried if this guy wins the primary the Democrat candidate will mop the floor with him.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58755

                  #9
                  Well, if Joe Manchin wins the Democratic Primary, he's a goddamned useless Republican himself (fucking bastard votes for Cheeto's bullshit all the time) so they would only be worried if Blankenshitforbrains had to run against an actual Democrat.....

                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 58755

                    #10
                    Looks like Blankenshitforbrains "strategy" failed to reel in the Trumpsucker vote. He's a distant third in the primary.
                    Unfortunately, Paula Jean Swearingen also lost, so West Virginia is going to have a Republican senator, but most likely the same one they have had since Byrd died. (who laughingly calls himself a "Democrat", though he's voted with Cheeto & the Repukes 99.9999999% of the time)
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35153

                      #11
                      Talking of low IQ adverts...


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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35153

                        #12
                        BTW the guy Blankenship in the original post came 3rd of 6 in the election and got 20% of the vote.

                        The fact that a guy like that can still get 20% shows just how crazy/dumb some voters are.

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49125

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister
                          Talking of low IQ adverts...


                          It's a clever 'shop actually...

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35153

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            It's a clever 'shop actually...
                            Awe.

                            I should have fact checked it was a bit too good to be true.

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49125

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              Awe.

                              I should have fact checked it was a bit too good to be true.
                              It ran around Facebook for a bit, but then someone pointed out sometimes fiction is truer than truth...

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