David Lee Roth is 17th in 50 Finest Frontmen & Women List in rock history.

[Kristy]

25. Marc Bolan

Right. And when did he die?

[DONNIEP]

do you have a short mike stand as well

Yes but my penis is just fine.

Now I just need a crown and a big ol' red cape. I'll wear em straight down the aisles of The Walmart, singing I Want To Break Free!

[Kristy]

34. Robert Smith

Ha! F A T Bob as a frontman. I guess that's true. By the looks of him I'm guessing he ate his band while onstage.

"Thanks, I'll be having this for dinner later."

[DONNIEP]

19. Eddie Vedder

Another dirty hippy.

[vandeleur]

Yes but my penis is just fine.

Now I just need a crown and a big ol' red cape. I'll wear em straight down the aisles of The Walmart, singing I Want To Break Free!

did you really use the word straight there

[DONNIEP]

Ha! F A T Bob as a frontman. I guess that's true. By the looks of him I'm guessing he ate his band while onstage.

"Thanks, I'll be having this for dinner later."

I'd think that somewhere around 50 he'd start thinking, "You know, this eyeliner and lipstick is kinda gay." Ah, whatever pays the bills...

[DONNIEP]

did you really use the word straight there

Yes, just as straight as Freddie was when he took the stage! Never was there a more manly man. If he'd just gotten those teeth fixed...

[vandeleur]

I wanna say he did have a lot of teeth in that mouth but I think I mean dicks

[BITEYOASS]

WTF! Diamond Dave should be #4 at the very least. Because Jimbo didn't live that long to be an established frontman, and Dave is NUMERO UNO as far as frontmen from the U.S.A. is concerned.

[vandeleur]

Some one posted a pic of Robert Smith recently on here and he was huge , you know axl rose bloater huge .
Weird that all the skinny goths love him

[BITEYOASS]

Bon Scott and Lemmy aren't even in the top 10?!?!

[BITEYOASS]

Axl Rose? More like Waxl Rose or Paxil Rose.

[vandeleur]

22.

The number of them Ive seen live .
Though I would like to pretend I havent seen bono . Cant we trade and I see Jim Morrison for Bono

[DONNIEP]

22.

The number of them Ive seen live .
Though I would like to pretend I havent seen bono . Cant we trade and I see Jim Morrison for Bono

Bono is proof that retards can become millionaires.

Speaking of Jimmy, did you ever see Ian when he was fronting The Doors? Lemme correct that before Densmore has a shit fit - The Doors of the 21st Century.

[vandeleur]

Yeah , One of my two claims to fame I stole I ian astburys tambourine when he was in the death cult at a local nightclub. Its actually on a cd him asking for it back .
And I had captain sensible in a head lock on stage .. mainly due to brown ale . Although I got his autograph off him later and played on his guitar