"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[hambon4lif]

Does a month even justify calling it a tour?? Isnt that more of a road trip.

That's more than enough time for all the places they play....

...they were about to add another date because they thought they sold out the Mobil station men's room on Hwy. 41, but they cancelled it because it turned out it was just some dude that wanted to get in there to take a leak.

[Fairwrning]

Hers stop #2 on the "tour"...capacity 5100...somebody make sure the fire exit is guarded..Cant have too many people sneak in or they get a fine.

[njbill]

What does Dave say at 8:45 into that vid ?

I've seen some of the criticism of Dave using too high of a register on some songs, but after hearing the audio on this one, is Wolf part of the problem? I don't have the greatest ear, so who is out of tune there, and is Dave going higher than he should trying to cover for Wolf ?

I think Dave is just fucking around, he says "sounds like a siren"

[Jetstream]

their next promo poster should be called "Ain't Talkin' Bout music...Chickenfoot" or "Out Of fans, again, once again...Chickenfoot" and even better yet "Might as well JUMP off a high building...Chickenfoot"

[gbranton]

their next promo poster should be called "Ain't Talkin' Bout music...Chickenfoot" or "Out Of fans, again, once again...Chickenfoot" and even better yet "Might as well JUMP off a high building...Chickenfoot"

A few ideas:

Chickenfoot....Runnin' With the Dumbass

Hear About Our Lameness

Could This Be Magic? No, it's Chickenfoot

Ain't Talkin' About Lyrics

Chickenfoot, watch us Light Up The Scat

Chickenfoot......D.ouchebag O.r A.sshole? Why Can't This Be Both?

[DavidLeeNatra]

A few ideas:

Chickenfoot....Runnin' With the Dumbass

Hear About Our Lameness

Could This Be Magic? No, it's Chickenfoot

Ain't Talkin' About Lyrics

Chickenfoot, watch us Light Up The Scat

Chickenfoot......D.ouchebag O.r A.sshole? Why Can't This Be Both?

[Nitro Express]

Chickenfucked

[sadaist]

http://www.antimusic.com/news/12/Feb...t_Get_It.shtml

Wait a sec

When Sammy says Mike wasn't utilized to his potential in VH....does that mean Sammy thinks the bass sucks on those old albums?

Kinda shitty thing to say about Mike. Hey man, you sucked on those 6 records but I know a great excuse to cover for you. We'll blame Eddie.

[golitely]

It’s probably true that Mike’s full capabilities weren’t exploited in VH, but with EVH as guitarist, wasn’t his role to just be in the background? How many hotdog musicians in a band do you need w/o it detracting from the overall picture?
Plus, I was just thinking yesterday, listening again (and again) to the early stuff, their use of harmonies and vocal arrangements was really spectacular—but over the years I’ve gotten so used to hearing DLR without that type of classic backing vocals, that I don’t really miss it on this album. I don’t know if it is any different a response for those who never really followed DLR beyond his first 2 or 3 solo albums and were more on the Van Hagar side of the fence.

[DavidLeeNatra]

I wonder if hagar will EVER give an interview again without mentioning =VH=?

now watch the new exclusive chickenpoof-tour-shirts!!!

[sadaist]

I wonder if hagar will EVER give an interview again without mentioning =VH=?

What the fuck else interesting does he have to talk about? The only reason interviewers even seek him out & put up with the Chickenface & tequila stuff is so they can get in a couple VH questions.

[njbill]

Speaking of original...

Makes perfect sense, that band is the Oldsmobile of rock bands.

[njbill]

Chickenfoot......D.ouchebag O.r A.sshole? Why Can't This Be Both?

I almost choked on my sandmich

[SNIPER]

I can't believe the VH references in the Chicken Cunt tour posters. WTF!! What a little bitch!!! And the band too at this point for going along with it. ... Remember he said 0U812 was meant to bash Eat Em And Smile? He is doing the same shit again! .. I swear if I see that fucking guy walking down the street I would bitch slap him so hard he would think the aliens are shining that light back on him.

[Fairwrning]

Since VH is in New York this weekend..10 years ago...Always enjoyed the "ownage" here...Sammy has NO charisma.

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