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    Obama scores all important endorsement, says Romney is "a good man"

    http://news.yahoo.com/romney-misses-...191806250.html


    LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) - Mitt Romney had better ditch that trip to Poland and head back to the United States posthaste to shore up his teetering adult film star base. The presumptive Republican nominee just lost Ron Jeremy's endorsement, and with it the support of millions of Americans who turn to the porn legend for political guidance.

    Jeremy, whose more than 2,000 adult film credits clearly make him an expert on presidential politics and the American electorate, told the Boston Herald this week that he will be casting his vote for Barack Obama.

    Forget George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker, POTUS may have found a new favorite celebrity surrogate.

    Despite his decision to back the current White House occupant, Jeremy (porn name: "The Hedgehog") did have some nice things to say about Romney, calling him a "good man."

    "I think the fact that he's such an amazing father proves a lot," Jeremy said. "I give him a lot of credit. He's raised some good sons. When a man is a really, really good father, that's very important."

    Jeremy was in town to promote Ron de Jeremy, a line of rum that its makers credit with being a harmoniously balanced orchestra of oak, fruit and spices.
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    In reality he probably performs autopollatio, which is the act of voting for yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbranton View Post
    In reality he probably performs autopollatio, which is the act of voting for yourself.
    That be Voter Pilates and require papers before entering the voter booth. Ron is probably of the Darker races....and therefore in Arizona be prevented from practicing his right to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Limberness.
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    In reality this thread blows.....

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    It sucks too...
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    Starting threads here is like buying gifts for small children, you never know if they will like the gift, the box it came in or will ignore the whole deal and play with their own feces.

    I sort of figured between between the Hedgehog, porno movies, autofellatio, an assertion that Romney is an ok guy, Romney's sons, Obama, the upcoming election and a potential litany of election/erection and "__________ knows all about fucking someone" jokes I would think you guys would find something to fight about.

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    I once went into a pizza joint and I swear the dude behind the counter looked just like Ron Jeremy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I once went into a pizza joint and I swear the dude behind the counter looked just like Ron Jeremy.
    Hope you didn't ask for extra sausage.
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    Or hand tossed dough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    I once went into a pizza joint and I swear the dude behind the counter looked just like Ron Jeremy.
    I'd be disturbed by that. Did he try to show you how to make your own pizza?

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