Lohan going to jail for 90 days!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

the bitch got out...http://www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AiHXYWQvzg...hab/44907%3Fnc

[PETE'S BROTHER]

22 days?
well, i did predict 3 weeks.
so i was off by 1 fucking day!
big deal, i was close enough.
i was guessing by dead reckoning anyways.

now i'm nit pickin', you were way off.

[FORD]

She still served more time than the slightly more worthless whore Paris Hilton did, right?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

probably

[GAR]

http://app4.lasd.org/iic/details.cfm?A=155D893706F84A72E40D2DA85AB8ABB36F5626F1&B=%27%288K%23!]%22%23Q0%20%20%0A&C=VSKAZ&CFID=42292416&CFTOKEN=46947135&jsessionid=f030b3f839ad15fe77993952197f4e1e6d28

<table border="0"><tbody><tr class="Row2" align="center"><td>Booking No.: 2409752 Last Name: LOHAN First Name: LINDSAY Middle Name:

Sex: F Race: W Date Of Birth: 07/02/1986 Age: 24 Hair: BLN Eyes: BLK Height: 506 Weight: 118

</td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> Charge Level: M (Misdemeanor) </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
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Permanent Housing Assigned Date: 08/02/2010 Assigned Time: 0221 Visitor Status: N

Facility: CENTURY REGIONAL DETENTION FACILITY
Address: 11705 ALAMEDA STREET City: LYNWOOD

Public Visiting Guidelines Facility Visiting Schedule

For County facility visiting hours, Please call (213) 473-6080 at Inmate Information Center. </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>
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Court Name:
Court Address: Court City: </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </center>
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<table class="Header2" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="HeaderLeft"></td> <th class="Header2">CASE INFORMATION</th> <td class="HeaderRight"></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table class="Grid" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr class="Caption2"> <th>Case No.</th> <th>Court Name</th> <th>Court Address</th> <th>Court City</th> <th>Bail Amt.</th> <th>Fine Amt.</th> <th>Court Date</th> <th>Sent. Date</th> <th>Sent. Day(s)</th> <th>Disp Code</th> </tr> <tr class="Row"> <td> 7BV0153801 </td> <td> BEVERLY HILLS MUNI COURT </td> <td> 9355 BURTON WAY </td> <td> BEVERLY HILLSUPT </td> <td align="right"> 0 </td> <td align="right"> .00 </td> <td> </td> <td> 07/20/2010 </td> <td align="center"> 30 </td> <td align="center"> SENT </td> </tr> <tr class="Row"> <td> 7BV0153801 </td> <td> BEVERLY HILLS MUNI COURT </td> <td> 9355 BURTON WAY </td> <td> BEVERLY HILLSUPT </td> <td align="right"> 0 </td> <td align="right"> .00 </td> <td> </td> <td> 07/20/2010 </td> <td align="center"> 30 </td> <td align="center"> SENT </td> </tr> <tr class="Row"> <td> 7BV0153801 </td> <td> BEVERLY HILLS MUNI COURT </td> <td> 9355 BURTON WAY </td> <td> BEVERLY HILLSUPT </td> <td align="right"> 0 </td> <td align="right"> .00 </td> <td> </td> <td> 07/20/2010 </td> <td align="center"> 30 </td> <td align="center"> SENT </td></tr></tbody></table>

[GAR]

I thought she'd be at Twin Towers downtown, but she actually got the best digs, at the Glass House in Lynwood.

They call it that because its one of those fancy architechtural glass jobs..

[lesfunk]

I'll wager that Lindsay Lohan makes no sound when she farts

[Hardrock69]

13 days?

THIRTEEN FUCKING DAYS?????



What a load of shit! If it were anyone else, she would have had to at least serve the minimum of 22.

She sure learned her fucking lesson, didn't she?

Let's have a cuntest. See who can guess closest to how long after she gets out of rehab she gets busted for DUI again.

[Terry]

I'll wager that Lindsay Lohan makes no sound when she farts

Best laugh I've had here in ages. Many thanks.

[Diamondjimi]

No surprise here..... LOL!

Lohan confirms she failed drug test


Sat Sep 18, 10:03 AM

By Anthony Mccartney, The Associated Press


LOS ANGELES, Calif. - Lindsay Lohan has confirmed on her Twitter page that she failed a court-ordered drug and alcohol screening, and she said that if asked, she is ready to appear before the judge in her case and face the consequences for her actions.

In a series of messages posted late Friday, the actress said "Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test."

She also said, "Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away overnight. I am working hard to overcome it." Lohan often posts updates with the account that's verified by Twitter as belonging to the actress.

A person familiar with the case, who declined to be identified because of the sensitivity of the matter, confirmed the positive test results for earlier Friday. The person declined to specify what substance triggered the positive result, which the source said occurred within the last month.

The failed drug test was first reported by TMZ.com.

The test result could mean a probation violation and more jail time for the 24-year-old actress. In July, Lohan was sentenced to three months in jail followed by three months in rehab after violating probation stemming from a pair of drug and driving under the influence cases filed after two arrests in 2007.

She ended up serving two weeks in jail and another 23 days in an inpatient rehab treatment at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center.

At a hearing last month, Fox ordered the actress to attend psychotherapy, drug and alcohol counselling as well as random drug and alcohol testing several times a week. Compliance would allow her to return to unsupervised probation in November.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Elden Fox had threatened Lohan with 30 days in jail for each probation violation.

A hearing would be conducted before Lohan could be returned to jail. Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said no such hearing had been scheduled as of Friday afternoon.

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[Dan]

She Should Be Sucking Cocks Rather Than Taking Drugs.

[FORD]

She Should Be Sucking Cocks Rather Than Taking Drugs.

If she still does that. I heard she plays for the other team now. And if she's going to be spending more time behind bars, it's certainly easier to find pussy there.

[Dan]

How Rude.

[Terry]

Addiction is a motherfucker, no doubt.

Still, this can't be a shock.

I hear she gets nakey in Machete, so am looking forward to seeing that.

[GAR]

The second-worst thing about jail is coming down off the drugs: the stuff leaches out of your fat stores then comes out your skin pores and if the Deputy gives you one shower a day in the Glass House to wash that filth off you're lucky because usually it's every 3 days the deputies do the shower supervisions.

- and if you got a two-man or a four-man cell with people to talk to it is a lot easier than being in solitary where she's gonna go back to. If she got clean for a few weeks, then went back to getting high she's gonna go cold turkey and it's gonna really sting this time because she had time to prepare the first time she went to the glass house.

Oh and the first worst thing about jail is the deputies are all homosexual and fuck each other in the ass in full view thru the cell bars. I hate that, you're trying to sleep and some faggot LASD deputies are snuggling sausage while you're trying to get some shut-eye, and that shit's echoing thru the dorm halls. That's fucked-up man.