More proof of Sexual Harrassment

[Dave's Bitch]

Can we be rude to, ugh, those people?

If we are not being rude, we are not doing our job

[DONNIEP]

If we are not being rude, we are not doing our job

We'll smoke cigarettes and really cheap beers and cat call everybody and then go get nasty in an abandoned building or dark alley. See - I know how to treat a lady!

[Dave's Bitch]

We'll smoke cigarettes and really cheap beers and cat call everybody and then go get nasty in an abandoned building or dark alley. See - I know how to treat a lady!

Then shoot some guns, holler loudly and watch some nascar

[DONNIEP]

Then shoot some guns, holler loudly and watch some nascar

I think we just figured out what we're gonna do on our honeymoon!! Then we can go to the flea market and harass all the Pakis!!

[Dave's Bitch]

I think we just figured out what we're gonna do on our honeymoon!! Then we can go to the flea market and harass all the Pakis!!

Then ride off into the sun set with breads baby I'm a want you playing. Perfect

[DONNIEP]

Then ride off into the sun set with breads baby I'm a want you playing. Perfect

I am on my knees right now, balls out, and buying your plane ticket to America babayyy!!! I'm gonna get you so pregnant that your wedding dress won't fit!

[Dave's Bitch]

We would make beautiful children. I don't think I could 5150 walk if I was hugely pregnant, and not 5150 walking is simply not an option. Time is not on our side Donnie.

[DONNIEP]

We would make beautiful children. I don't think I could 5150 walk if I was hugely pregnant, and not 5150 walking is simply not an option. Time is not on our side Donnie.

Ok, we'll make sure your only like six months pregnant. Plus that way you can still drink beer at the wedding.

[Dave's Bitch]

I can work with that, but I better take up smoking too. Now I was thinking it would be totally awesome if you wore something like this.

[DONNIEP]

Oh and we have to dress all piratey. And I'll grope you inappropriately. It'll be the best wedding ever!!

[DONNIEP]

Even better idea! I'll dress like Sammy and you can wear that outfit from Lita Ford's Kiss Me Deadly video!!

[DONNIEP]

There's nothing sexier than a half drunk pregnant bride on her wedding day.

[Dave's Bitch]

Oh and we have to dress all piratey. And I'll grope you inappropriately. It'll be the best wedding ever!!

Now piratey could work. You would have to acquire a hook for a hand. Now, I'm big into commitment so a fake hook won't cut it (excuse the pun). I'm reasonable and fair so how about we go hook shopping, pick out a nice jewel encrusted one and call the doctors in the morning?. This is going to be so awesome

[DONNIEP]

Now piratey could work. You would have to acquire a hook for a hand. Now, I'm big into commitment so a fake hook won't cut it (excuse the pun). I'm reasonable and fair so how about we go hook shopping, pick out a nice jewel encrusted one and call the doctors in the morning?. This is going to be so awesome

I was gonna suggest I get a wooden leg but I like this idea even better!!

[Dave's Bitch]

There's nothing sexier than a half drunk pregnant bride on her wedding day.

Depraved, filthy pirate sex. way sexier