Self induced pain

[jacksmar]

What did you learn?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1395106987


Lesson: Never provoke a trucker

[twonabomber]

yeah that guy got whooped.

[VAiN]

Shocking.. black guy with a big mouth talks a lot of shit and gets knocked the fuck out. I dont get it - he's from New York.

[chefcraig]

I honestly don't get it. A guy wanders around a filling station apparently built to service lime green taxi cabs, asking for people to suck his dick. He then approaches the camera, yelling some gibberish, then gets his ass handed to him by an anonymous fat guy.

All "performed" on film, if you haven't by now noticed...

Did I miss anything? Hell, the guy could have saved the effort by merely slipping on the wet tile of the bathroom after a shower, and cracking his bean on the edge of the toilet. Trust me (and my medical bills) on that, though no camera or cell phone happened to be around at the time. Just my luck, another potentially viral video shot to shit.

[ELVIS]

Hahahahahahahaha...

[ELVIS]

Lesson: Never provoke a trucker

Or a redneck...

Or a redneck trucker, for sure...

[ELVIS]

But...

I'm calling BS on this one...

It would be fun to watch if it were real, but I think these are crisis actors...

[Nickdfresh]

What did you learn?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b88_1395106987

Lesson: Never provoke a trucker

Wow, those guys were all bad ass!

Clearly papsmear has shown the superiority of the white race since the white guy fought slightly less effeminately than the black guy. Anymore awesome gay-porn for closeted racists?

[chefcraig]

Anymore awesome gay-porn for closeted racists?

In a not-quite related way, this opens the door for a new viral video theme. Remember those drunk/bum fights that were all the rage roughly 3-4 years ago? Now we can view "Imbecile Beat Downs", clips of morons displaying stupid, insipid behavior and getting clobbered in parking lots of 7/11s and gas stations. Best video gets honorable mention at the year end Darwin Awards in the "Accidental Self-Sterilization" category.

[fraroc]

Still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[binnie]

Errrrrr, one fat guys sits on a skinny guy and throws some ineffectual punches. It looks like the fights people used to have in middle school. (Aside: my dad always taught me to aim the first punch at the gut - if you aim at the head you have higher chance of missing and then getting taken to the ground).

I am a little concerned by the fact that it was filmed. Coincidence? Or set up?

I am also a little amused by the idea that being 'a trucker' automatically qualifies you for being a 'tough guy'.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Unless I missed something, I don't understand the "trucker" reference...

Both of those guys got into the blue car at the end....

[vandeleur]

Still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

Funny ??????

Have you seen trains planes and automobiles ?

[vandeleur]

I've watched both videos and am not that hard up for entertainment .

[fraroc]

funny ??????

Have you seen trains planes and automobiles ?

"fuh you! U a stoopid!"

[chefcraig]

Unless I missed something, I don't understand the "trucker" reference...

Both of those guys got into the blue car at the end....

Oh, that's easily explainable. If you ain't driving a bright green taxi, you are considered a "trucker". It's more or less like making a decision between being a Hot Wheels or Johnny Lightning disciple.


COOL...

NOT SO MUCH...

[Nitro Express]

It looked like a fat slob beating up a skinny slob.

[Nitro Express]

Still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

Everyone is kung fu fighting.

[Nitro Express]

Errrrrr, one fat guys sits on a skinny guy and throws some ineffectual punches. It looks like the fights people used to have in middle school. (Aside: my dad always taught me to aim the first punch at the gut - if you aim at the head you have higher chance of missing and then getting taken to the ground).

I am a little concerned by the fact that it was filmed. Coincidence? Or set up?

I am also a little amused by the idea that being 'a trucker' automatically qualifies you for being a 'tough guy'.

Your dad was right. You can take the wind out of them with a gut punch. Also the best way to score a knock out punch on someone is to keep punching their torso and they concentrate on that and then they never see the knockout punch coming.

[Nitro Express]

Here ya go. A rickshaw driver vs. NYC cab driver. LOL!

[SunisinuS]

It looked like a fat slob beating up a skinny slob.

My two favorites when each public fight comes up:






*My spiders dick is bigger than your spiders dick.

[Nitro Express]

Hey the guy in the sweat suit is doing it right. He's throwing punches from the shoulder to get the leverage. He's got his feet apart for stability. He's laying it into them instead of dancing all around and waiting for the other guy to do something.

[SunisinuS]

Always fucking fast and fierce... and watch the spider link i sent you in the edit. Your balance is always important in a boxer's mind. Now....can the motherfucker do floor work.

*always go for the guy with the biggest mouth first. Keep him close.

Now "Sunglasses" in the clip you sent....I need you to watch him. I think he is security for a local fabric store. Notice how he shows what he is packing to the camera first off? He watches traffic before he starts separating them. The other well dressed Gentleman with the cap on separates the rickshaw driver "who started it" and tells the cabbie to get back in the car and not go to jail "evidenced by the 5 cops surrounding him at the end". You know: Kinda just wants me to dress better. Match my fucking socks again?

[vandeleur]

That's not strictly true , in most martial arts reaction force is an important ingredient in the creation of power . In self defence that's not true , with very little practice or training people can throw punches without the creation of reaction force or throwing punches from the shoulder .
This gives the element of surprise and stops any attack being telegraphed thus blocked or dodged.
And as for standing with your feet apart , not sure what that means but a moving target or opponent is much more dangerous .
Imho.

[SunisinuS]

In self defence that's not true , with very little practice or training people can throw punches without the creation of reaction force or throwing punches from the shoulder .
This gives the element of surprise and stops any attack being telegraphed thus blocked or dodged.
And as for standing with your feet apart , not sure what that means but a moving target or opponent is much more dangerous .
Imho.

So if someone sees me on floor work work your stomach......tell me how that is done. I started my thought with the Chinatown clip above vandeleur....so myself personally....I feel i have put time in as a boxer.....but i naturally fight with my feet. A wrestler (one of our oldest traditions in both east and west) uses floor work in a different way. To fight....I believe you must know all your ranges.

[Nitro Express]

This is why I order chinese takeout.

[vandeleur]

For a comprehensive guide to all my moves please consult both Kung fu panda 1 and 2 and teenage mutant ninja turtles

[SunisinuS]

I learned when I was very young to respect the human dignity of everyone I met, to observe them closely and listen to them carefully. From the adults in my extended family I learned that everybody has a story but not everyone can tell it. I learned that most of life's greatest wounds are self-inflicted, that trying and failing is far better than not trying at all, that everyone makes mistakes but most people are basically good. As a boy growing up in the civil rights years, then during Vietnam, I came to see politics as a way to help other people make their own life stories better. All along the way I learned a lot from other leaders, especially those who befriended me and shared their own experiences. Yitzhak Rabin reminded me that you don't make peace with your friends. Nelson Mandela told me and showed me that you can't be a great leader if you're driven by resentment and hatred, no matter how justified those feelings are. To be free to lead, you have to let a lot of things go. I'm grateful to them and everyone else who taught me to look for the dreams and hurts, hopes and fears, in the eyes of everyone I met.

so you know the black t-shirted hat (in this case plate) throwing chink that shot his wad.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/03/20/lead...source=cnn_bin

[Nitro Express]

That's not strictly true , in most martial arts reaction force is an important ingredient in the creation of power . In self defence that's not true , with very little practice or training people can throw punches without the creation of reaction force or throwing punches from the shoulder .
This gives the element of surprise and stops any attack being telegraphed thus blocked or dodged.
And as for standing with your feet apart , not sure what that means but a moving target or opponent is much more dangerous .
Imho.

You keep your feet apart because it's harder to knock you over. They teach this in fencing, fire arms training, and boxing. You generate more power in a punch throwing from the shoulder because you get the leverage behind it. It's street fighting, not jujitsu.

[vandeleur]

I take your point about the generation of power and balance but a stationary target is a stationary target

" be like water "

[Nitro Express]

I learned when I was very young to respect the human dignity of everyone I met, to observe them closely and listen to them carefully. From the adults in my extended family I learned that everybody has a story but not everyone can tell it. I learned that most of life's greatest wounds are self-inflicted, that trying and failing is far better than not trying at all, that everyone makes mistakes but most people are basically good. As a boy growing up in the civil rights years, then during Vietnam, I came to see politics as a way to help other people make their own life stories better. All along the way I learned a lot from other leaders, especially those who befriended me and shared their own experiences. Yitzhak Rabin reminded me that you don't make peace with your friends. Nelson Mandela told me and showed me that you can't be a great leader if you're driven by resentment and hatred, no matter how justified those feelings are. To be free to lead, you have to let a lot of things go. I'm grateful to them and everyone else who taught me to look for the dreams and hurts, hopes and fears, in the eyes of everyone I met.

so you know the black t-shirted hat (in this case plate) throwing chink that shot his wad.

http://money.cnn.com/2014/03/20/lead...source=cnn_bin

I learned central bankers are at the top of the food chain and everyone under them become pawns in their geopolitical games. They are having jolly fun in the Ukraine right now. Find out who is behind the snipers shooting both sides and you will find the real bad guys playing everyone.

[SunisinuS]

Yea it was very hard for me and still at this day to give up fighting. The Zen of....be like water has helped. The very fact that death is scary to us all makes you reinvent life. I see fear as normal so it no longer impresses me the same way as when I was young. Fighting (yes van i spent a long time fencing) is fascinating.

It is what separates us men from the Beasts.

[Nitro Express]

I take your point about the generation of power and balance but a stationary target is a stationary target

" be like water "

You can move with your feet apart. You can go in for the kill quite effectively. Take a fencing class and learn.

[Nitro Express]

Yea it was very hard for me and still at this day to give up fighting. The Zen of....be like water has helped. The very fact that death is scary to us all makes you reinvent life. I see fear as normal so it no longer impresses me the same way as when I was young. Fighting (yes van i spent a long time fencing) is fascinating.

It is what separates us men from the Beasts.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

[Nitro Express]

Knock the battery off. I dare ya!

[Nitro Express]

Yea it was very hard for me and still at this day to give up fighting. The Zen of....be like water has helped. The very fact that death is scary to us all makes you reinvent life. I see fear as normal so it no longer impresses me the same way as when I was young. Fighting (yes van i spent a long time fencing) is fascinating.

It is what separates us men from the Beasts.

Well if you want to go all Japanese. Do kendo like master David Lee Roth. Dave's house is like a James Bond training den. Swords. Mysterious kendo instructors. Magical wooden floors. There has to be some zen in it all somewhere. Whatever the hell that means.

[SunisinuS]

I find that I do not do many philosophies' except my own. Skills taught, though fascinate me. The art of moving, tools, working with your hands. But the only real way to enrich fighting to me is to remember how fighting hurts.

It hurts most when you destroy imho.

[Nitro Express]

It hurts especially when the instructor smites your bare back with a bamboo katana for screwing up.

[Nitro Express]

Oh goody. All we need. Masses of nerds armed with light sabres they built in their basement. Truck drivers beware!

[chefcraig]