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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post

    There is no way that metal is gay
    But the million dollar question is, are you gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    But the million dollar question is, are you gay?
    It's a dilemna: my wife doesn't know which way to turn!
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Yep, over 50. Still an immature motherfucker, and always will be. But I sure am fun! $20k plus? Wrong. The majority of the work was done by myself, and my friend "Dickhead". Fuck, sorry. There goes that fucking immaturity again. I don't need any reimbursement for the advertising. I'm happy to do it. I didn't build it for anyone, but me. I can tell you, of all the cars and musclecars I've had over my lifetime, this one is far and away the most popular. When I take it out and about, it's unbelievable the amount of people that swarm to it. I've been offered well over $20k for it, but it's NOT FOR SALE! I can understand your jealousy though. If you had built it, I'd be envious too.



    I have never once had a VH fan, or otherwise, say one word about it being overdone. In fact, the majority of people suggest additional tributes to the greatest American band in the history of rock and roll. By the way, I did make the CarrotCock© picture, but the original one I posted was a link from somewhere else. I'm sure you can figure it out, genius.

    Come on Carrotboy©, repeat after me. "WE LOVE TRANNY PORN"! Say it with me Carrotboy©. Liberate yourself! You'll feel so much better about yourself! Don't worry, your mommy will still love you. You can do no wrong in her eyes!
    Sorry free from the closet Von..I am really old fashioned when it comes to sharing what I call sexual interests..and I just only need a female form as a simple desire of my lust, all that sexual twist...just to complicated,,, I been there way back in highschool..I peaked early.

    So, when I see behavior like yours and a few others around here it reminds me of teenage behaviors not really suited for a man of your age.

    But, maybe you need that to get off...that is the issue.

    Me, having to see your needs and how little ground you have gained in your quest for wisdom, bothers me.

    ...and isn't the best of behaviors...you are free ...and your social sexual abilities are limitless..enjoy yourself some more.
    2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Nope, I can't. Sesh got mad at me.

    But I did tell you that was a clit.

    Are you mad at me too? Maybe you and the carrot can combine forces and rid this site of me, once and for all! Please fill out the attached form and send it to Sesh at your earliest convenience.

    No my comments where meant as a joke I thought that's what we did here.

    But hey post what you like I can always download tranny porn if I don't like what people post

    Last edited by vandeleur; 04-24-2015 at 01:20 PM.
    fuck your fucking framing

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    Sorry free from the closet Von..I am really old fashioned when it comes to sharing what I call sexual interests..and I just only need a female form as a simple desire of my lust, all that sexual twist...just to complicated,,, I been there way back in highschool..I peaked early.

    So, when I see behavior like yours and a few others around here it reminds me of teenage behaviors not really suited for a man of your age.

    But, maybe you need that to get off...that is the issue.

    Me, having to see your needs and how little ground you have gained in your quest for wisdom, bothers me.

    ...and isn't the best of behaviors...you are free ...and your social sexual abilities are limitless..enjoy yourself some more.
    Thanks for your approval, again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Von Halen View Post
    Thanks for your approval, again!
    That is what you wanted when you posted the pic, approval...approval of your twisted behaviors.

    You can write whatever you want once your out of the closet it is all for the world to see isn't that the objective of the metaphor..forcing your mind set on others, desperately needing approval....to justify your behavior.

    It's a gay thing the only true reality of out of the closet..freedom from responsibility for deviant behaviors...at all costs..even integrity.

    In this world of illusion you live in at least you can finally find peace...in the acceptance of others confirming your behaviors as normal for the times.

    Thank you for confirming what the times we share are all about.

    The future around here looks GREAT!

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    I think we can conclude that was actually a picture of Von......

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    No not Von some unfortunate victim of photoshop much like what went down during the revolution, of the interest in goat fucking a few years back.

    I just want to know if The Kristy has enough info for that paper she is writing..I hope I could be of some help.

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    Von is the reason why we can't have nice things around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    That is what you wanted when you posted the pic, approval...approval of your twisted behaviors.

    You can write whatever you want once your out of the closet it is all for the world to see isn't that the objective of the metaphor..forcing your mind set on others, desperately needing approval....to justify your behavior.

    It's a gay thing the only true reality of out of the closet..freedom from responsibility for deviant behaviors...at all costs..even integrity.

    In this world of illusion you live in at least you can finally find peace...in the acceptance of others confirming your behaviors as normal for the times.

    Thank you for confirming what the times we share are all about.

    The future around here looks GREAT!
    Try not to misconstrue the facts. The only approval I want, is yours. Nobody else matters.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go do some work on the buggy. Some things I want to do before the many events of the summer arrive.

    I'll be back later, and we can compare lives. I'll give you time to fabricate some stuff, so you don't feel inadequate about what such an immature person has, and has accomplished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Von is the reason why we can't have nice things around here.
    I disagree kristy , you show your self to be a homophobe branding binnie gay.
    Von was just showing the world how broad a church the army really is

    for the record I think bin just helps them out when they are busy .

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post

    for the record I think bin just helps them out when they are busy .
    Indeed, I'm only a part time poofter.

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    I've been trying to attract the PinkPosters©®™ here for a while.

    They are an up and coming demographic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I've been trying to attract the PinkPosters©®™ here for a while.

    They are an up and coming demographic.
    Do you have plans to add a 'Rainbow Lounge' forum? I'm sure that Elvis would be pleased to Moderate it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Do you have plans to add a 'Rainbow Lounge' forum? I'm sure that Elvis would be pleased to Moderate it.....
    Perfect opportunity to revive Izzy's House Of Trannies! Guaranteed to be a hit - just look at all the action in this thread, all over one Trannie pic.

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    Just hoping to get to page 4 that is all I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    I disagree kristy , you show your self to be a homophobe branding binnie gay.
    Von was just showing the world how broad a church the army really is

    for the record I think bin just helps them out when they are busy .
    There was ZERO homophobia in my post.

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    Some people would say that using 'Gay' as a negative adjective is homophobic.

    (I don't think that you're homophobic, for the record).

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    Well I think you're all a bunch of homos but I don't think you're gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    There was ZERO homophobia in my post.
    So we have to post stuff that's true now , these rules change a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    So we have to post stuff that's true now , these rules change a lot
    That's the thing about being gay: you have to be flexible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    That's the thing about being gay: you have to be flexible.
    That's RACIST!!

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    Why is the thread title now got not suitable for wanking on ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Why is the thread title now got not suitable for wanking on ?
    My mum caught me wanking once.

    She was a bit annoyed at been woken up at 3AM, but was relieved to finally have an explanation for the persistancy of her conjunctivitus.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    My mum caught me wanking once.

    She was a bit annoyed at been woken up at 3AM, but was relieved to finally have an explanation for the persistancy of her conjunctivitus.....
    Immature, childish and inappropriate for a mature board like the Army!

    Can you post pics of your mom?

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    Fags, the whole lot of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Fags, the whole lot of you.
    a pack a day...
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Immature, childish and inappropriate for a mature board like the Army!

    Can you post pics of your mom?
    It's a fuck of a lot of effort going down to the basement at this time of night. Down all those stairs, then fiddling with the tricky lock, not to mention enduring the cold and damp. So no, I can't be arsed

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    Fags, the whole lot of you.
    Your dad been talkin' about us again, huh?

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    Who is my dad now? This place is so dysfunctional how in the hell am I supposed to keep track?

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    It's a fuck of a lot of effort going down to the basement at this time of night. Down all those stairs, then fiddling with the tricky lock, not to mention enduring the cold and damp. So no, I can't be arsed
    i'm sure he would reimburse you (not code)

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    I've explained this before: Sesh plays daddy and Elvis plays mommy (that's why they always fight).

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    I've explained this before: Sesh plays daddy and Elvis plays mommy (that's why they always fight).
    That fucking kilt confuses me every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TFM_Dale View Post
    That fucking kilt confuses me every time.
    I wouldn't say that Sesh is confused:

    http://www.polyvore.com/leather_kilt...ng?id=13633062

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    E thought it was his turn for a reach around, Sesh disagreed, next thing I know E had poopy pants.

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    Von had pictures of it all but that fucking carrot ruined that for us.

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    Elvis is into carrots now?

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    Depends on the orifice but yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Bitch View Post
    It's just a dick, chill out Clara.
    Dicks can be very, very scary things to a large percentage of the male population.

    They awaken certain... feelings. Feelings buried deep beneath decades of social & religious self-abuse.

    Cheers!

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