Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Johnny Fever.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
david lee roth
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
~My Apache name is Two Dogs Phucking~
~Only you can prevent low volume~
That, my friend, is a kickarse film.Originally Posted by VanHalener
You know, when I was a tiny young'in, my dearly departed grandfather told me an incredibly funny story. For years, I couldn't remember what it was, all I could remember was me, my brother & some friends were having our lunch at my granny's house while he told us the story & we were spitting the soup through our noses.
A couple years ago, I saw that film... yes, it was the story of the little bird that the cow shat on.
I remembered later he had also told me back then why Terence Hill was called Nobody in that film.
A true classic. They certainly don't make 'em like that any more...
Cheers! :bottle:
why do you ask?
Well Hung.
My full name is Fuck Off Ray Danniels.
But I've been abbreviating it since July 1996 or so.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
LOL! Nice! And ain't it the truth, botha....
That's fucked up Icon...
I get any calls, it's your ass....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
I really hope for your sake your first name isn't Main.
Don't you mean baldie?
Just kidding bro.....
Last edited by Full Bug; 04-02-2010 at 04:29 PM.
Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"
Gabe Athouse.
Lou Skunt.
(okay, that one is fake)
Feely McGroin
Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.
Mike Starr im an addict. Fuck you fuck off!
Once upon a time, I was wondering "really what the hell was FORD's real name" because I thought I'd find out everything in 2 hours.
It took me 20 minutes, and that was mostly from all the reading there is available publicly.
The reason I'm an advocate for keeping people's usernames in play even if you know their real ones, is such as the problem we had with Knockz where he endured way too much abuse for being a minor nuisance.
People published his personal biz, like about his kid and his work, shit like that and it wasn't cool at all. Then, he quit posting here completely.
He was the first guy to post VH video conversions in flash years before YouTube, and most definately a Roth fan - and we lost him as a fellow member over Moderators not doing their job.
If you are a Roth supporter, don't attack your fellow fan by trashing on their personal life.. one thing I recall from this situation is it really threw a wet blanket on people's posting style for half a year whether anyone's willing to admit this as a fact or not.
And Knockz occasionally rubbed some the wrong way, so there were few defenders when this occured.
So if you want your personal life exposed to the temptings of maliciousness by some tool hiding behind his keys in mama's basement.. go ahead and reveal away at your own risk but it is not advised.
Regards,
Gary
Phill McCraken
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Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!
Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!
Well, whaddya know? We're the same age!
(see, that's the shit I'm talkin about..)
LOLOLOLOOLOL
Ford's Real Name Is.................................Gerald Ford.
No, just one name.. like cher & hitler...
My real name is
Mike Hunt
Say it fast !!!
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Does this include posting FAKE obituaries of members here, claiming you know they died, and have seen the SSA file?
Jizzystool might have been a major trolling pain in the ass, but Ryandidn't deserve you telling the board he was DEAD
Especially so soon after we actually DID lose a member
ass.
you better be kidding, because with that thinning mop you wear on your melon, you gotta lotta nerve talking shit about someone else's hair.Don't you mean baldie?
Just kidding bro.....
- uh, you mean Mick who died like, a halfdecade ago already?
Don't you have a pie-eating contest to be ready for in the morning, or what..
Go to hell, asshole
LOL
He lives in Florida now, but I know a Mike Hunt. I met him when one of my motorcycle riding buddies invited me to a party in Oakton, Va. back in the 80's. The Hunt family owned a nice chunk of Oakton, and Mike was able to name his own street Honda Drive.
Mom never understood why I laughed my ass off every time she said Mike Hunt is on the phone for me.
Well, there's obviously ONE Army "member" that everyone here WISH they could lose...
Fuck off, Parky.
Cheers! :bottle:
Just one more post saying something you really should just leave alone.
In all seriousness, you really need the shit knocked out of you in real life....
He does need a good calm down punch.
Those are worth a shit load of words. A punch in the mouth in the right time would certainly shut him up & make him consider his role in society.
Is this a threat? Not really, one of those wouldn't hurt him all that much. Well, he might bleed a little, but the shock & embarrassment would sting a whole lot more.
Cheers! :bottle:
GARfail! You are, hands down, the biggest piece of shit Troll to ever post on this site!
I hope you get mugged by a Mexican gang and end up a quadriplegic!
Last edited by Diamondjimi; 04-03-2010 at 03:19 PM. Reason: Because GAR is a PIECE OF SHIT WHO DESERVES TO BE PUSHED UNDER A BUS!
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
I've got nothing to add here, it just needed to be repeated.You are, hands down, the biggest piece of shit Troll to ever post on this site!
I hope you get mugged by a Mexican gang and end up a quadriplegic!
Bullshit…you wish you were Mike Hunt…you wish you knew Mike Hunt…Mike Hunt is amazing…many are jealous of Mike Hunt…many like to slam Mike Hunt…many would like to cream Mike Hunt…Mike Hunt is not afraid to take a pounding, but Mike Hunt doesn’t waste time on little pricks …Mike Hunt can take a lickin’ and comes back for more…Mike Hunt can take it all…Mike Hunt is amazing…Mike Hunt has to be seen to be believed…you should all worship Mike Hunt.
LMAO…I had to Favre out of retirement just for that little golden opportunity…
Same ole song and dance...
My name is Anakin - it's native American for "Narcoleptic Elf-Face, Killer of Epileptic Owls".
Sometimes I go by Bill Lumbergh, but usually only on Saturdays when I pick up a local whore and plan on NOT using protection.
Twistin' by the pool.
I interviewed Kippy for the site several years back. Talked to the conceited prick on the phone. I remember coming away from the interview thinking, "Jesus Christ, what a complete douche bag..."Kip Winger.
Thought everyone knew that already....
Which of course, lends validity to the LoungeMachine/Kip Winger rumors.
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
I had a friend in High School named Mike Hunt...
He used to always specify Michael when we'd introduce him...which was a lot...
Of course...he had several nicknames...
"Smelly" "Big" "Bloody"
The list goes on and on...
When I was a kid we had a neighbor named Mike Hunt. He always preferred to be called "Michael" for obvious reasons.
My Apache name is "Breaking Wind".
GAR's Sioux name is Lying Bastard of Prairie Dog.
Ok, I was being silly, its really
Ben Dover
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