Van Halen 2015 Tour Dates !!!

[clarathecarrot]

Yeah from what I see I would be ignoring the show and walking around with my plate tectonic eye trying to find the best piece of flint in the those slabs so I could start a fire later that night.

[Von Halen]

It's springtime now, so no to the skiing (which is for retards like you anyway). It's all about jogging along the Platte these days.


I knew I had this shit in my phone for some reason.

I'll jog with you. At least I won't have snotcicles all over my face like I did after this mornings jog.

[ELVIS]

You don't ski, retard ??

[FORD]

Sure. Why not? Maybe DonnieP will go too. (S)he can sit between us and pretend she's skiing!

[Kristy]

It's an awesome venue. Why don't you think VH will play there?

Honestly, too small of a venue. Then again, VH is not as big as they use to be so if they do sell the place out I'd be surprised.

The sound there is what's awesome - worth the ridiculous parking fee(s) alone.

[Romeo Delight]

One Canadian date? Its Toronto so it doesn't really count as Canadian.

They don't want to cross the border? Too much of a hassle?
Maybe its the recent drop in the Canadian dollar?

[ELVIS]

That makes no sense...

[Von Halen]

They don't want to cross the border? Too much of a hassle?

I think Ed's afraid you are going to try and blow him one last time.

[Romeo Delight]

I'll be at the Seattle show

[Va Beach VH Fan]

One Canadian date? Its Toronto so it doesn't really count as Canadian.

They don't want to cross the border? Too much of a hassle?
Maybe its the recent drop in the Canadian dollar?

Two...

Wednesday August 5, London, ON, Western Fair District
Friday August 7, Toronto, ON, Molson Canadian Amphitheatre

[ELVIS]

Ed's afraid...

Of everything...

[Kristy]

I'll jog with you. At least I won't have snotcicles all over my face like I did after this mornings jog.

Sure, that is around 7,000 feet so if your lungs are up to it.

See? I'm high all the time here.

[Von Halen]

Honestly, too small of a venue. Then again, VH is not as big as they use to be so if they do sell the place out I'd be surprised.

The sound there is what's awesome - worth the ridiculous parking fee(s) alone.

Everybody should see a show there at least once in their lifetime.

Hey, I've got an idea! A Roth Army party at Hitch1969©'s!

[ELVIS]

You can't run, fag...

I can run circles around you and everyone you know...

[ELVIS]

Hey, I've got an idea! A Roth Army party at Hitch1969©'s!

What...

You, me and 99 alias' ??