"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[DavidLeeNatra]

here is a riddle for you...find and mark the ten differences in the following two pictures:

[DavidLeeNatra]

just looked at the pics again...how can anyone with more brain than a primordial cell prefer the hagar era over the real deal...

[DONNIEP]

just looked at the pics again...how can anyone with more brain than a primordial cell prefer the hagar era over the real deal...

Well, there are people who prefer...Ok, shit. I got nothing. There is NO reason why anyone would prefer that shit over Van Fucking Halen.

[Dave's Bitch]

just looked at the pics again...how can anyone with more brain than a primordial cell prefer the hagar era over the real deal...

That one is easy.Dave can't do the splits from the drum raiser any more,Nor can he do all the jumping kicks he did 30+ years ago.Also sammy's voice is slightly higher on the register so he must be like totally a better singer than Dave

[DavidLeeNatra]

That one is easy.Dave can't do the splits from the drum raiser any more,Nor can he do all the jumping kicks he did 30+ years ago.Also sammy's voice is slightly higher on the register so he must be like totally a better singer than Dave

[DONNIEP]

That one is easy.Dave can't do the splits from the drum raiser any more,Nor can he do all the jumping kicks he did 30+ years ago.Also sammy's voice is slightly higher on the register so he must be like totally a better singer than Dave

Ahahahah!!!!! I should have known

[BenJammin]

Ahahahah!!!!! I should have known

Plus how could you ever get tired of the inspirational, sugary, love dripping lyrics sang from a mid range repeatedly punctuated ad nauseum with that same brain clot inducing scream (usually followed in videos of him flashing his Kip Winger brand dental veneers) ? Otherwise known as "his incredible range" .

[Zing!]

God I love this thread. Just when you think it's dead and buried, it comes roaring back to life like the 'Better Off Dead' Frankenburger!

[DONNIEP]

God I love this thread. Just when you think it's dead and buried, it comes roaring back to life like the 'Better Off Dead' Frankenburger!

Greatest movie ever!! Everybody needs one of these

[TongueNGroove]

just looked at the pics again...how can anyone with more brain than a primordial cell prefer the hagar era over the real deal...

Van Hagar is equal to Van Halen. The sooner you realize that you can start enjoying more killer tunes.

It is a shame you have shut your mind off to some of the greatest music ever made.

[Unchainme]

Van Hagar is equal to Van Halen. The sooner you realize that you can start enjoying more killer tunes.

It is a shame you have shut your mind off to some of the greatest music ever made.

[Unchainme]

equal how?

"When it's love" is on par with "Unchained"?

"Dreams" is equal to "Panama"?

"Running with the Devil" is equal to "Feels so Good"?

FUCK AND NO.

[Zing!]

Van Hagar is equal to Van Halen. The sooner you realize that you can start enjoying more killer tunes.

It is a shame you have shut your mind off to some of the greatest music ever made.

What a ding doink.

[BenJammin]

Van Hagar is equal to Van Halen. The sooner you realize that you can start enjoying more killer tunes.

It is a shame you have shut your mind off to some of the greatest music ever made.

I doubt you actually believe that.

[Yount]

Quite ironic that on the first Van Hagar album you have "Good enough" which was probably indicative of Eddie's mindset around that time ("It doesn't matter who the fucking lead singer is...") and the last album features the smash-hit "Not enough" which is probably what he was thinking of Sammy's talent and work ethic after he had stopped reaching for the bottle.