Crazy Canadian Cuban Dominionazi Teabagging Lunatic Cruz Says He's Running For Prez

[WACF]

We don't want him. Maybe he should go to Cuba?

Been fucking snowing for two days...just when we thought it was over and I put my winter jacket away.

I want to go to Cuba!!!

[FORD]

Well, at least you guys can fly there directly

[Kristy]

Cuba Libres for everyone.*










*except the frozen hillbilles.

[FORD]

So why does Ted's logo look like an upside-down, burning American flag??



Why do you hate America, Cruz?

[Kristy]

Looks more like the Aljazeera logo

[FORD]

But didn't the teabaggers claim that Aljazeera was the "terraist" network?

[Kristy]

I have no idea. But they must watch more than Fox News.

[Kristy]

This is nothing new to religious-themed schools. Roommates old and new who attended the seminary monstrosity next door have to go to "the sanctuary" to hear some crap on Christianity in America today, or some be subject on some professor's boring book, or for "fellowship." Usually on Tuesdays or Thursdays. Does not matter if you have prior obligations like work or family. Failure to attend can result in expulsion.

Fucking Cruz, what a self-righteous egghead. He knows his prey well.

[FORD]

Reportedly, Cruz wasn't the only one taking advantage of the "captive audience". I've heard the Rand Paul shills were trolling the audience, looking for those who were unimpressed with the Crazy Canadian Cuban, and trying to reel them in for Aqua Buddha's own (as of yet not announced) campaign.

[Kristy]

I'm personally looking forward to his campaign run. Can you imagine what his fear rhetoric will be like?

[FORD]

Which one? Cruz or Randtard?

[ELVIS]

Look at all the pussy libs here tonight trembling in their mandals because a Conservative made a speech and mentioned God and His only begotten Son, Jesus...

[Nitro Express]

Which one? Cruz or Randtard?

Randtard would have a better foreign policy. They still have to get past the Jeb monster without getting eaten.

[Nitro Express]

Look at all the pussy libs here tonight trembling in their mandals because a Conservative made a speech and mentioned God and His only begotten Son, Jesus...

The Scofield biblical God of the Rockefeller National Council of Church's that's very friendly to Netanyahu. Cruz is an illumninati shill. I guess Alex Jones needs to train you Jedi to have better investigative vision.

[Kristy]

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