She's The Woman: The envy_me dedication thread

[WARF]

She's got a door bell that says, "du få bättre det eller inte ringa det" SHE'S THE WOMAN!!!!

[WARF]

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I love you envy!!!!!

[envy_me]

Aaaaaw, Warfy!!! <3 love you too, baby

[DONNIEP]

Best believe it!!

[binnie]

Is this WARF's way of trying to get laid?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is this WARF's way of trying to get laid?

have you seen his karaoke?

[Dave's Bitch]

I would say he sings with a lot of heart

[PETE'S BROTHER]

fo sho

[Nickdfresh]

Did they run out of women in Boston or something?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Did they run out of women in Boston or something?

More likely booze....

[LoungeMachine]

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....



Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....



Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

some of them still haven't...

[Dave's Bitch]

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....



Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

Internet females are so much easier to talk to

[FORD]

Well.... at least he's not fucking socks.

[envy_me]

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....



Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

Look, I know you've tried to flirt with me and all, but don't be jealous of Warf now

[Guitar Shark]

Lounge likes chicks, I believe...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Lounge likes chicks, I believe...

no he doesn't

[Fairwrning]

I still think WARF is behind the Envy-Me persona...which one of you guys is gonna be the sucker that buys a ticket to Europe?

[envy_me]

I still think WARF is behind the Envy-Me persona...which one of you guys is gonna be the sucker that buys a ticket to Europe?

Does IP number say anything to you? Didn't think so

[Yount]

Hey envy, write the current date down on a piece of paper, hold the paper to your chest and take a photo of yourself. Post it. Surely you're tech savvy enough to whip that up straight away.

[Sensible Shoes]

Internet females are so much easier to talk to

it's the same the other way around.

[envy_me]

Hey envy, write the current date down on a piece of paper, hold the paper to your chest and take a photo of yourself. Post it. Surely you're tech savvy enough to whip that up straight away.

Absolutely. Just glad I can please you. How's that list coming along?

[motherchicken]

Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

Maybe he thought you were bored and needed something to do. You had at least two options. Bitch about the thread and dump it. You chose number one. I'm suprised you haven't completed number two. Don't forget the rewrite of the title.

[motherchicken]

Absolutely. Just glad I can please you. How's that list coming along?

If you're indeed a female do what he say and do it topless. Everybody likes breasteses.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

no he doesn't

i was just arguing with sharky, force of habit

[motherchicken]

i was just arguing with sharky, force of habit

Don't backpeddle. He's a homo.

[Yount]

Absolutely. Just glad I can please you. How's that list coming along?

Just do it, you spanner.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Don't backpeddle. He's a homo.

pedal free. that's your war...

[chefcraig]

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....

William Shatner: [at a Star Trek convention] You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... get a life, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a colossal waste of time! I - I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?
[Points to a man wearing Spock ears]
You, you must be almost 30. Have you ever kissed a girl?
[the man hangs his head in shame]
I didn't think so. There's a whole world out there. When I was your age, I didn't watch television, I lived. So move out of your parents' basements, and get your own apartments, and grow the hell up! I mean it's just a TV show, damn it. It's just a TV show!

[Guitar Shark]

Don't backpeddle. He's a homo.

First, it's backpedal.

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

[Dave's Bitch]

Is that a genuine quote?.If so that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while

[chefcraig]

Is that a genuine quote?.If so that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while

Yeah, it's pretty much word for word, taken from an old Saturday Night Live sketch. LINK

[LoungeMachine]

First, it's backpedal.

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

He got early release..... good behavior.

[FORD]

Geezus.... he's a regular sockfucking Rumplestiltskin.... been gone for weeks and I made the mistake of mentioning his favorite past time in this thread, and he suddenly appears.

Creepy isn't it?

[motherchicken]

Second, why are you now in Van Nuys?

I came back to L A to start college in January. I'm getting paid by the V A to be retrained because I have back problems. I'm taking computer courses. I was bored to tears in Washington. Nice place to retire though. I still got a little life left in me.

[WARF]

I swear most of the posters here act as if they never actually come in contact with live females in their lives.....



Why this wasn't started in The Dump is beyond me.

I am sorry I ain't in the front line talking politics... we can DUMP this thread...

I ain't trying to bang in chicks in Sweden... if I want to get laid all I have to do is dial one of my ladies in my phone book...

Some people dislike the fact all I talk about is booze and sex....

And that's okay....

Because while you're hating on me, I will be getting drunk and getting laid....

[FORD]

I came back to L A to start college in January. I'm getting paid by the V A to be retrained because I have back problems.

You DO realize that the idiots YOU vote for would call that "socialism", right?

Welcome to Mittens' "47%"

[motherchicken]

Geezus.... he's a regular sockfucking Rumplestiltskin.... been gone for weeks and I made the mistake of mentioning his favorite past time in this thread, and he suddenly appears.

Creepy isn't it?

I haven't been gone for weeks. I just don't feel the need to reply every time you bait me. And your analogy makes no sense. Rip Van Winkle waking from a little nap maybe.

[motherchicken]

You DO realize that the idiots YOU vote for would call that "socialism", right?

Welcome to Mittens' "47%"

I voted for Obama. He was the lesser evil. I don't buy into that left/right, rep/dem bullshit. I voted for W twice. and I'm not sure it was a mistake. Gore's an idiot and Kerry was a douchebag. Who knows what those idiots might have done if elected. We somehow survived the Bush administration. I didn't vote last time. I don't carte for Mc Cain and I thought Obama would suck too. He didn't do anything real stupid so I gave him the nod this time.

[WARF]

Enough with Obama!

This thread is about my sexy little Vixen envy!!!!

She is 100% real and she is NOT a dude!!!