The Great, Great, Tiffany

[Kristy]

Yeah, Tiffany what of it? She was cute, like Reganesque all-America girl 80's mall rat cute and she could kick the shit out of any Illuminati (allegedly) corporate knock off with no Auto-Tune or not god damn piped in stage shenanigans. Jim Morrison stuck his hand down his leather trousers to find the fabled lizard, you humped Gumby at an entrance to an anchor Sears somewhere in Ohio. Yes, Tiffany the glow girl who glowed too fast for her own good. Success and bad management killllllllllled her. R.I.P. Tiff, or until the next 80's revival cruise ship sell-out full of corporate creeps calls.

Oh, I can feel your goddamned "heartbeat" girl. And Taylor Swift can suck your dick

[Terry]

She was cute. Rubbed a few out to her in the 1980s.

Did success and management kill her, or was she working with a limited amount of talent to begin with and fluked out by getting as far as she did in the first place?

At least Tiffany didn't take herself too goddamned seriously a la Debbie Gibson.

[Nitro Express]

She was cute. Rubbed a few out to her in the 1980s.

Did success and management kill her, or was she working with a limited amount of talent to begin with and fluked out by getting as far as she did in the first place?

At least Tiffany didn't take herself too goddamned seriously a la Debbie Gibson.

Here's what she looks like now. Don't think you will be jerkin your junk off to the current Tiffany. She looks like a trailer court tramp now.

[Nitro Express]

Tiffany went bad like a three week old tuna fish sandwich.

[Seshmeister]

I didn't know until now that her one and only hit was actually a 1960s cover.

[FORD]

She actually tried to have TWO hits with 60s covers. But - just as it did with damn near everybody else who did a shitty Beatles cover - this one backfired bigtime and killed her "career"....

The difference between Tiffany and Debbie Gibson was while both of them sang cheesy bubble gum crap, at least Debbie wrote her own cheesy bubble gum crap.

[Kristy]

When Jesus ruled the world

[Terry]

She actually tried to have TWO hits with 60s covers. But - just as it did with damn near everybody else who did a shitty Beatles cover - this one backfired bigtime and killed her "career"....

The difference between Tiffany and Debbie Gibson was while both of them sang cheesy bubble gum crap, at least Debbie wrote her own cheesy bubble gum crap.

Which is arguably worse in terms of Gibson vs. Tiffany, in that Tiffany has an excuse for singing cheesy bubble gum crap, in that at least [Tiffany] didn't write said crap.

[Terry]

Here's what she looks like now. Don't think you will be jerkin your junk off to the current Tiffany. She looks like a trailer court tramp now.

Oddly enough, when Tiffany posed for Playboy maybe 15 + odd years ago, I didn't find the nudes that alluring: possibly too much time - a decade and a half - since her career peak in the late 1980s had passed: Tiffany nude in the early 2000s wasn't anything special. It kinda reeked of desperation on her part more than anything else. Plus, by then she no longer looked fresh and innocent, but rather like she had been around the block a few too many times.

Having said that, as for Tiffany today...well, clearly she likes to eat. However, she's gotta be pushing 50 years old by now. At least she seems comfortable with her body, and isn't going for some bizarre goop-style 0% body fat weight goal...call me strange, but seeing a woman's skeletal system through her skin...bit of a turn off.

[Terry]

I didn't know until now that her one and only hit was actually a 1960s cover.

I was aware I Think We're Alone Now was a 1960s cover when Tiffany put it out, but I honestly can't recall how the original sounded.

[Seshmeister]

Having said that, as for Tiffany today...well, clearly she likes to eat. However, she's gotta be pushing 50 years old by now. At least she seems comfortable with her body, and isn't going for some bizarre goop-style 0% body fat weight goal...call me strange, but seeing a woman's skeletal system through her skin...bit of a turn off.

I'm not a customer and it's up to her but she's 47 and I do kind of expect my performers to make a little bit of effort about their appearance.

Her audience is there to live up their past and also she is the focus of their attention for the show so it becomes unprofessional to turn up fat in the same way as if she was an actor playing a sexy character in a movie.

[Kristy]

What was she at the time of this photo? 14-15? She could not been over 17. What always intrigued me about Tiffany and her counterrevolutionary teen queen Debbie was there really was no need for them in terms of any commercial demand. Both of them were singed to major labels. Tiffany with MCA and Debbie to Atlantic. Neither one half-assed labels in that era. Both of them were manged by big wigs and both had major producers and both went on to record two more albums in their teen years none of which ever succeeded their debuts. So what happened? Time has tested them to be weird experiments by major record companies that success only to end up as failure. Gibson seemed to handle it better either though family or better management and I say she has aged well. Tiffany looks like an Irish fire hydrant with prison tattoos. Amerca's Reagan youth has now grown old.




At least they could sing.

[Terry]

Dunno 'bout the weird experiment thing, as much as they were just a couple of flashes in the pan: they had their moment, turned out to be more timely than timeless, much like countless other one or two hit wonders. I mean, I'm not being smug characterizing their brief stays at the top that way - or at least smugness wasn't my intent - but that was just the way it went for them.

[Terry]

I'm not a customer and it's up to her but she's 47 and I do kind of expect my performers to make a little bit of effort about their appearance.

Her audience is there to live up their past and also she is the focus of their attention for the show so it becomes unprofessional to turn up fat in the same way as if she was an actor playing a sexy character in a movie.

Yeah...I see your point. I still think it's kinda cool that Tiffany is who she is now, appearance-wise. Then again, I'm not among those currently paying money to see her perform.

[Seshmeister]

Tiffany looks like an Irish fire hydrant with prison tattoos.

Ouch!

I guess they both could still have made it today through the TV talent shows and they could at least sing. I don't know about Tiffany but Gibson's personality came across on the Orange Apprentice show as something you wouldn't want day in day out.