Whitney Houston Dead at 48

[twonabomber]

eh...she was known for her cunty behavior.

at one of her shows, a guy was standing at the stage, wanting an autograph...she looked down at him and says on the open mic "your ticket says SEAT, doesn't it?" and at some public appearance, when asked if she was going to perform, she said "did you buy a ticket? that's right, 'cause there ain't no show."

supposedly she was up for the X Factor judge gig.

[DONNIEP]

It's sad how picking the wrong person to marry can absolutely wreck your whole life. The lucky ones of us get out before we're dragged straight through hell. The unlucky ones, well...you know.

[twonabomber]

When I first saw her on MTV I thought she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

Whitney sez "thank you, nice lady!"

[SunisinuS]

Ahh Baby. Baby.

R.I.P. Girl.

[Mr Walker]

When I first saw her on MTV I thought she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

When I first saw her on MTV I thought her boobs were too small... honestly.

[howie]

eh...she was known for her cunty behavior.

at one of her shows, a guy was standing at the stage, wanting an autograph...she looked down at him and says on the open mic "your ticket says SEAT, doesn't it?" and at some public appearance, when asked if she was going to perform, she said "did you buy a ticket? that's right, 'cause there ain't no show."

supposedly she was up for the X Factor judge gig.

Way to rip on the dead dude

[Mr Walker]

Hmmm... off by a digit...

Magazine: OZZY To 'Bite The Dust' In Nine Years - Feb. 11, 2004
Ozzy Osbourne will live another nine years before "biting the dust," according to a magazine report.

In the Blender magazine article "When Will Your Favorite Rock Star Die?", out on newsstands next week, gerontologist Dr. David Demko attempts to project the death dates of musicians, based on their lifestyles.

Whitney Houston gains five for being married, but loses four for being married to Bobby Brown. She's expected to die in 2022.

Clay Aiken is expected to live to be 82 because he lives so squeaky-clean.

Courtney Love earns five years for having new breasts, which increases her self-esteem, but loses eight for enjoying "the occasional truckload of cigarettes." She's projected to live to be 62.

Demko is determined ROLLING STONES guitarist Keith Richards should have died in 1995.

[twonabomber]

Way to rip on the dead dude

not a dead dude, a dead chick.

Clay Aiken is expected to live to be 82 because he lives so squeaky-clean.

but he takes it in the pooper, so he's at a higher risk.

[Satan]

And Cuntney Love ain't gonna see 62. If she makes it to 52 without arriving here, I'd be more shocked than Jerry Falwell the day he came down the lava slide....

[ELVIS]

[philouze]

Never liked her music or her voice, but 48 is way too young. But then again, lots of people die every minute. They sell less records, but they are as important as Whitney.
RIP, miss.

[philouze]

Oh my !! I just figured that out... Now she's got Serge Gainsbourg on her ass !!!!

[sadaist]

Only person right now who is ecstatic about this is Demi Moore. Wipes her drug induced mug right off the tabloids.

[philouze]

Yeah, I totally forgot about Demi. She sure as fuck must feel relieved somehow.

[guwapo_rocker]

Bobby Brown is the cock of COCKS!!

I was never a Whitney fan, but it was plain to see, that fuck

destroyed her.