Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Dave's legacy has unfortunately been sealed for all time by his performance on the live album.
A sad fact, but THAT'S what he's most known for nowadays...that, and of course for not yet coming out even at this late date when it's no longer a big deal (and blatantly obvious) as well as being the worst kept secret since the discovery of jizz hands.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
I wonder sometimes if Sesh is Pee Broth under a troll moniker to blow off some frustration.... Lol
Bad quality but here's "Dirty Movies".
In a Simple Rhyme
OR
1) Maybe he has an ear for good music and some respect for history
2) Maybe for whatever reason he likes Spammy NOT SO MUCH... (maybe an age issue or he was a captive listener to a bungload of trash talk)
3) Maybe he knows the FACT that DLR is IRREPLACEABLE for the future of VH ticket sales and he's a male Sharon Osbourne
I'm so straight it's scary but Elvis and the Peets Elmer Fudd can alternate licking up my waste from a Bourbon Street gutter left and right until they crawl back to whatever Spammy Margarita machine will serve them at 6pm CABO WABO WooHoo!!!!! Go fuck yourselves, doucheknuckles
I find it ironic that you don't know that it's not just this site. Every forum software has this function. But then, there's that whole AOL thing with you...probably still on dial-up, too.
We aren't going to edit out the negative posts. If negative posts upset people so much, I encourage them to use the ignore list.
And if you think recent posts are negative, you should have been around during the Roth Radio show. That thing got ripped to shreds daily.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Wow imagine having such a shitty life that you hated somewhere but you kept going back just to piss and moan about how much you hated it.
This douche bag is the king.
fuck your fucking framing
It's strange that someone "so straight it's scary" would want guys to lick his waste (he probably meant "waist")...but then again, that's coming from a "so straight it's scary" guy who is convinced that THIS guy is "so straight it's scary":
BTW...people who state things such as "I'm so straight it's scary" are analogous to those who say "I'm not a racist, I have a black friend"...no pun intended regarding "analogous."
Thanks for getting your meds regulated or doing whatever the fuck you needed to do to be the WARF I've come to know and love over lo, these many years...
It's been a tough week for me here on the site viewing dozens of trash talking posts day nin and out
THAT SAID, I was a member here LONG BEFORE the torch on the front page was re-lit...
Those of like mind, I wish you well,
All you others can go to hell
Banned 4 times in the last 18 months. I find it silly not ironic, ironic is a word for assholes who want to sound intelligent...why are you here.
Remember where you learned the word, ionic, from that Alanis song, but remember also she is a "idiot" nothing in that song was ironic ....."just bad luck"......and a badly written song.
There are a couple on this board who have a terrible state of arrested development they have the exact line of commentary that you have. The rest of us wonder why you suffer so much but we don't care because we understand mental insatiably.
You are doing nothing and no one cares....have fun till you are banned again and then you can plan your next "black opps" again gaining a foothold at -The RA- and then unload both barrels...and really show us!!!!
Do you wear camo inside the house.?
Because, you may do better at a Halloween store in a outfit that is shaped like a end table and chair.
Last edited by clarathecarrot; 07-10-2015 at 08:03 PM.
2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Anybody that uses the ignore feature on any forum, is a pussy!
What the hell are you talking about?
The word "ironic" seems like some sort of advanced word to you that "sounds intelligent"??!?!! My God...the word "ironic" is NOT a "big word" that only intellectuals use. Talk about an inbred infected cock boil...
What the hell word is "ionic from that Alanis song"???!!!??!? "Ionic"??!!?!!!? God, are you a dumbfuck.
What the fuck does that sentence even MEAN?? Also...didn't anyone EVER teach you that you use "an" and not "a" before a word that begins with a vowel??? I mean, seriously, how can ANYONE be so blatantly fucked-in-the-head ignorant? Jesus fuck. They teach such simple grammar in the first Goddamned grade!!!
"Mental insatiably"??!!!!?!!???!? Damn, your dad MUST have had a HUGE dick, cuz he fucked the living PISS out of your brain while your mom was pregnant...
Banned??!?!! Black opps??!!?!?! The RA??!!!?!?? What the hell??!!!?!!?????
It's "in AN outfit" you Goddamned stupid ignorant uneducated brainfucked bastard!!!
...and James Hetfield is the table. FUCK the chair. AND YOU!!!
I've been through hell and back.... If the board only the deaths, addictions, alcoholism I've been through....
I've been dead and brought back to life....
I've been in a serious car accident and lived....
I finally got my shit together...
Made tons of money ... Fell down... Ate at soup kitchens....
I had a period for year a couple years ago where I just locked myself in a room with just a liter of vodka....
Total excessiveness ... And it's never enough....
I'm not sure why I'm still here... With all the greats like Max, Alinchainz etc....
I should have been the first to go...
There's some personal info for you....
I'm blessed to my own business, friends and people who care about me...
=WARF=
Old school WARF... The most loved member turned to the most hated...
Still trying to contribute and share my passion for classic Van Halen for what seems like a million years..
Warf, pass that bottle over here!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Brother, ease off. Everything ya said until the final sentence applies not only to you, yet to me, and pretty much all of us chunck-heads here.
Lighten up, and let it fucking go, duder.
Look, I can barely swing my lawn mover around with any style or wit these days. I get yer point,yet I am not charging folks to see the spectacle of my lawn work.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
You need a big ass riding mower like I got. This fucker even has a cup holder on it. Only problem is I'm so damn old that the last time I was cutting grass I was thirsty as hell and kept waiting and waiting to get to a stopping point to go in and get my big cup of water. Went inside, looked everydamnwhere and couldn't find it. Of course when I go back outside it's sitting right there in the cup holder.
Is it time for a "Dave's hair" thread yet?
Stay Frosty!
THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!
this thread is ALMOST as much fun as VAN HALEN was last night.
Go. Just go to the show.
I'll answer this one.
As I have already proven via example after example, Dave's vocal performance is directly tied to his hair. The longer the hair - the better the pipes. Now, we're only what - 3 shows into this tour? And every day Dave's hair comes in a little more, gets a bit longer. And his vocals have improved with each show. I have actually spoken to Dave about this and he finally gets it. So look for his vocals to continue to improve as his hair grows back.
Ah, fuck it. I think I've decided to go. Kansas City, see you in a couple weeks.
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