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  • Nickdfresh
    SUPER MODERATOR

    • Oct 2004
    • 49125

    Val Getting Divorced

    Valerie Bertinelli files for legal separation from husband Tom Vitale after 10 years of marriage
    In court documents, the Food Network star cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split.


    By Katie Campione
    November 25, 2021 at 11:17 AM EST

    Valerie Bertinelli and husband Tom Vitale | CREDIT: VINCENT SANDOVAL/GETTY
    Valerie Bertinelli has filed for legal separation from her husband Tom Vitale after 10 years of marriage.


    The Food Network star, 61, filed the documents in Los Angeles Superior Court on Wednesday, according to court records obtained by PEOPLE.

    In the documents, Bertinelli cites "irreconcilable differences" between the pair as the reason for the separation. At this time, she has not filed for a dissolution of marriage.

    The court records also state that Bertinelli and Vitale have a premarital agreement that they will be adhering to.
  • Terry
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 11951

    #2
    Meh...

    Too bad for them, I suppose...or, it's a positive thing for both of them...or...whatever.

    I barely even consider her a celebrity anymore, although I suppose she still qualifies in terms of still being known, though I'd imagine most people under 40 years old would be excused for not knowing who she was beyond the answer to a trivia question...I'm assuming she hasn't done much in the last 30 years simply because she didn't have to, which is good work if you can get it.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35157

      #3
      Could be caused by Antony Bordain dying. Up until that happened in 2018 Vitale would have been away all the time doing his TV shows all over the world, then add in COVID lock down...

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16336

        #4
        I think this is great.

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        • Mushroom
          Commando
          • Jul 2009
          • 1122

          #5
          Originally posted by Kristy
          I think this is great.
          I agree, it's my turn for sloppy seconds, errr thirds!

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          • Kristy
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 16336

            #6
            Dude, she's more lumpy than ever. Like Kim Wilde lumpy.


            Like that one chick singer from Voice of the Beehive lumpy. Like Belinda Carlisle lumpy. Actually, Belinda is looking good these days. It's Jane that looks like she eats right out of the fish tank at the local Red Lobster. Jesus, if you're going to binge and purge at least use low-carb food and bring some of that liquid Crest shit that helps to save tooth enamel. At least that's how I do it. It works!

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            • Mushroom
              Commando
              • Jul 2009
              • 1122

              #7
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, she's more lumpy than ever. Like Kim Wilde lumpy.


              Like that one chick singer from Voice of the Beehive lumpy. Like Belinda Carlisle lumpy. Actually, Belinda is looking good these days. It's Jane that looks like she eats right out of the fish tank at the local Red Lobster. Jesus, if you're going to binge and purge at least use low-carb food and bring some of that liquid Crest shit that helps to save tooth enamel. At least that's how I do it. It works!
              Your dream can come true! A threesome with me and Valerie!

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16336

                #8
                Dude, if one of them rolls over on you, YOU'RE DEAD!

                By the way, I was just thinking of eating some of that really shitty Granola shit from Trader Joe's and barfing it all back up. Then listening to Kimmys first record and having a good cry.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32794

                  #9
                  Ed became a miserable fuck because of Val and when he finally married a new woman he was happy again and cleaned himself up. Sadly the cancer got him but he played like a motherfucker on the last tour. I’ve heard Val can be a real bitch and that she’s dumb as donkey balls.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32794

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mushroom
                    I agree, it's my turn for sloppy seconds, errr thirds!
                    She’s fat and feisty. She’s a cook so there will be plenty of flour to roll her in to find the wet spot. Slide in and get a slapping and call her the wrong name and hold on for one big jello ride as she tries to buck you off and yells at you.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • twonabomber
                      formerly F A T
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11189

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      She’s fat and feisty. She’s a cook so there will be plenty of flour to roll her in to find the wet spot. Slide in and get a slapping and call her the wrong name and hold on for one big jello ride as she tries to buck you off and yells at you.
                      That sounds like a Hagar song
                      Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                      • Jérôme Frenchise
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 7173

                        #12
                        Yeah, remove talent and you got it.
                        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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