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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    I don't care if the dude has a little plastic tea set and throws imaginary tea parties. Whatever it is that's getting him play at the level he is now, then more power to him. He's been playing like a fucking demon every single night on this tour, and if any of it has to do with his love for that little ankle-biter, then I'll be damned if I'm going to mock it or make fun of it.

    If anyones masculinity is called into serious question, it's the one who brought this story here from TMZ. That's a website strictly for gossipy bitches, and the one who started this thread is the one who squats to pee.
    lol. You are such a loser manboobs.

    I just looked and I have started 288 threads here. Some are winners some ,like you ,are losers. You can't win them all as you are well aware.

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    Jag knows how to spell Eddie now at least.

    give him his props.

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    Dat'z a good one...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post
    Jag knows how to spell Eddie now at least.

    give him his props.
    Yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    lol. You are such a loser manboobs.

    I just looked and I have started 288 threads here. Some are winners some ,like you ,are losers. You can't win them all as you are well aware.
    You give yourself far too much credit. All 288 of them have been total crap.
    In the Front Line you're just a silly little moustache away from invading Poland, but you bring things into Main that are heavy on the estrogen. You just weird me out, dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    You give yourself far too much credit. All 288 of them have been total crap.
    In the Front Line you're just a silly little moustache away from invading Poland, but you bring things into Main that are heavy on the estrogen. You just weird me out, dude.
    I weird you out?

    Come on dude. Jealous because you can't or don't contribute ANYTHING at all the this board?

    I won't defend this thread or any thread for that matter. At least I start threads that are A. Relevant B. Credible. C. Not Boring D. Have subject matter that pertains to something other than pussy. Although I have started a few of those that were stellar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    I weird you out?

    Come on dude. Jealous because you can't or don't contribute ANYTHING at all the this board?

    I won't defend this thread or any thread for that matter. At least I start threads that are A. Relevant B. Credible. C. Not Boring D. Have subject matter that pertains to something other than pussy. Although I have started a few of those that were stellar.
    Trying to explain yourself is the first sign of being a crybaby...



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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Trying to explain yourself is the first sign of being a crybaby...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's PA Rental View Post
    First Chef has to send it to the Dump...
    Wake up and check your PM's please Dave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chi-town324 View Post
    rock stars have dogs...who knew?
    He could travel with a komodo dragon for all I care, as long as he stays sober and keeps on shredding.
    My karma just ran over your dogma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    I don't care if the dude has a little plastic tea set and throws imaginary tea parties. Whatever it is that's getting him play at the level he is now, then more power to him. He's been playing like a fucking demon every single night on this tour, and if any of it has to do with his love for that little ankle-biter, then I'll be damned if I'm going to mock it or make fun of it.

    If anyones masculinity is called into serious question, it's the one who brought this story here from TMZ. That's a website strictly for gossipy bitches, and the one who started this thread is the one who squats to pee.
    My neighbor just brought me the new Rolling Stone. Has a pic of Eddy and his dog from this video in it. Made me think of of a giant pussy woman4lif is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    I weird you out?
    You weird everybody out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    My neighbor just brought me the new Rolling Stone. Has a pic of Eddy and his dog from this video in it. Made me think of of a giant pussy woman4lif is.
    There's also a review of the MSG show in there, but I'm better off telling that to someone who can actually fucking read....
    Did you just wake up this morning and figure it was a good day to get your ass kicked (again)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    You weird everybody out.
    I know. It's a talent a feeble minded skank like you will never figure out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    There's also a review of the MSG show in there, but I'm better off telling that to someone who can actually fucking read....
    Did you just wake up this morning and figure it was a good day to get your ass kicked (again)?
    Not surprised you subscribe to it. It's written on a third grade level by liberals with a high school education..

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    I'll bet there's some clever Bill Mahar info in it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Not surprised you subscribe to it. It's written on a third grade level by liberals with a high school education..
    I'm surprised you picked up and opened a book that didn't come with a small box of crayons.

    Dunce!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    I'm surprised you picked up and opened a book that didn't come with a small box of crayons.

    Dunce!
    Hey! Look what I colored. A picture of tampon4lif.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Hey! Look what I colored. A picture of tampon4lif.
    That's odd. Replace the bow and arrows with a bass guitar, and you instantly create a Michael Anthony avatar.










    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I'll bet there's some clever Bill Mahar info in it...
    A bunch of gay shit in it as usual. Bruce Springsteen, Davy Jones and wait for it..........an article on Bank Of America by that dick Matt Taibbi where he talks about penis measuring. What a fucking fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    That's odd. Replace the bow and arrows with a bass guitar, and you instantly create a Michael Anthony avatar.

    Oh shit!

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    What have we learned from this thread? Jaggoff likes TMZ, and probably the View - and has a thing for Matt Taibbi ...much like ELBOW has a thing for Bill Maher.



    WILL THEY EVER COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND ADMIT THEIR NOT-SO-SECRET MAN CRUSHES? TUNE IN TO THE NEXT EPISODE OF TMZ TO FIND OUT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    What have we learned from this thread? Jaggoff likes TMZ, and probably the View - and has a thing for Matt Taibbi ...much like ELBOW has a thing for Bill Maher.



    WILL THEY EVER COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND ADMIT THEIR NOT-SO-SECRET MAN CRUSHES? TUNE IN TO THE NEXT EPISODE OF TMZ TO FIND OUT!
    Is jhale a total goober?



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    Geez... talk about back-burnering a fight and instant resume 2 weeks later. Impressive...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Geez... talk about back-burnering a fight and instant resume 2 weeks later. Impressive...
    Yes I am.

    I am the greatest.

    Really I am just bored. I can stir the pot at anytime just for fun. I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about me.

    That's because...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Geez... talk about back-burnering a fight and instant resume 2 weeks later. Impressive...
    It's been quite a bit longer than that.

    Evidently, after all these years, he's still carrying alot of bitterness and resentment towards me....
    ...it's like a never-ending RoadRunner cartoon with this motherfucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    That's because...
    Man jhale you really hit a nerve with that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    It's been quite a bit longer than that.

    Evidently, after all these years, he's still carrying alot of bitterness and resentment towards me....
    ...it's like a never-ending RoadRunner cartoon with this motherfucker.
    I don't resent you. I just don't like you.


    That's saying something. I don't even dislike jhale and he is like my arch enemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    ...it's like a never-ending RoadRunner cartoon with this motherfucker.
    Did anyone here ever see the ultra-rare episode where the coyote actually caught the Road Runner? It was more or less a clips episode, as the coyote thought back to his various adventures in pursuit of the bird. Realizing he'd spent a good part of his life chasing the damned thing, the coyote let him go, to take up where they'd left off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Did anyone here ever see the ultra-rare episode where the coyote actually caught the Road Runner? It was more or less a clips episode, as the coyote thought back to his various adventures in pursuit of the bird. Realizing he'd spent a good part of his life chasing the damned thing, the coyote let him go, to take up where they'd left off.
    lol. I do remember that. What's your point chef?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    lol. I do remember that. What's your point chef?
    None. I just love Warner Brothers cartoons. Carl Stalling (the guy that wrote and produced the music for the films) was a Frank Zappa-like genius.

    Last edited by chefcraig; 03-21-2012 at 03:07 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    None. I just love Warner Brothers cartoons.

    My favorites were always the narrated ones like House Of the Future, Farm of the Future, etc...
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Move along folks nothing further to see here. Just some old rivalries rearing an ugly head. Again.

    Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Did anyone here ever see the ultra-rare episode where the coyote actually caught the Road Runner? It was more or less a clips episode, as the coyote thought back to his various adventures in pursuit of the bird. Realizing he'd spent a good part of his life chasing the damned thing, the coyote let him go, to take up where they'd left off.
    Interesting (hopefully) sidebar: At Ford over the last decade or two all of their engine programs have carried codenames, the 2003 - 2004 engine program was named Terminator, the GT-500 is Condor, ect....... The new 412 horsepower 5.0 liter engine for the Mustang GT was codenamed Coyote. When developing the 444 horse variant for the Boss 302 they settled on the codename Roadrunner.
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    [QUOTE=Full Bug;1627038]


    Yet another little red headed fuzzy monster that Ed needs to carry around....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    It's been quite a bit longer than that.

    Evidently, after all these years, he's still carrying alot of bitterness and resentment towards me....
    ...it's like a never-ending RoadRunner cartoon with this motherfucker.
    Must be your Huckleberry...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Must be your Huckleberry...
    Nah....he's not a rival or a peer. Definitely not a huckleberry....
    Except for possibly 'Jay's stalker', I don't know what the fuck he is. And neither does he.
    Last edited by hambon4lif; 03-21-2012 at 05:22 PM.

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    F*CK THAT... no male stalkers allowed!!

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    Eddie Van Halen is a SELL OUT!

    Not sure who has seen this... But, it's pretty sad.

    http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/...onf_id/6740162
    -We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

    -If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.

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