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    Skid Row's Sebastian Bach to Divorce Wife

    Sorry to see hear this. His wife is kinda hot.


    Sebastian Bach is ringing in the New Year without a ring on his finger: The ex-Skid Row frontman and his wife of 18 years have decided to divorce.

    Bach, 42, tells TMZ that the couple – who married in 1992 – have been separated since April.

    "We have tried to work things out for the sake of our family, but it has become apparent that our differences at this point are irreconcilable," the heavy metal rocker says. "In 2011, we go our separate ways."

    The couple has three children together: sons Paris,21, and London 14, and daughter Sebastiana, 3.

    That is a funny name.

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    His wife's name is Maria Bierk, odd the story failed to mention it. I felt sorry for her while watching that insipid VH1 Supergroup show. She seemed so demure and accommodating, and he was...well, such an asshole. At one point, his son entered a room, and Bach went to high five him, saying "What's up, dude?" as the son looked completely embarrassed, shrugged his shoulders and walked away.

    The photo shoot featuring Bierk and Tera Patrick (wife of the bass player Evan Seinfeld, also since divorced) was entertaining, even though the shots shown were absurdly G-rated...

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    LOL @ Tera Patrick. How could any guy marry that? I saw a video clip where she was getting 3-stuffed, and another girl was tasked with licking up the mess off of her. I don't know. After a life where incidents like that are the norm, I find it surprising she even has the muscle strength & control to hold her bowel movements at bay.

    I mean, if that were your wifes job, would you really want her working in your kitchen cooking & handling your food?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    LOL @ Tera Patrick. How could any guy marry that? I saw a video clip where she was getting 3-stuffed, and another girl was tasked with licking up the mess off of her. I don't know. After a life where incidents like that are the norm, I find it surprising she even has the muscle strength & control to hold her bowel movements at bay.

    I mean, if that were your wifes job, would you really want her working in your kitchen cooking & handling your food?

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    Rumor has it she has an iligitimate child named Sudan.
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    The divorce probably is because Sebastian can't stay sober. His wife seemed like a rock chick who later became responsible enough to manage him and raise his kids. She grew up and Sebastian didn't. That will destroy any marriage.

    Honestly, some guys just shouldn't get married and make children. Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, ect... should just get a vasectomy and never get married. If you don't get shooting seed into your wife's belly is going to drastically change your life, don't get married.

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    This is new's ???

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    18 years of marriage. It's sad when something that enduring comes to an end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 78/84 guy View Post
    This is new's ???
    no, it is old's
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    18 years of marriage. It's sad when something that enduring comes to an end.
    Hitler was in power for 12 years...

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    Point taken....

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    Sebastian Bach FUCKING SUCKS !!

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    What a tool.
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    Dude sucks, is jealous and intimidated by Roth. Mocks his shtick. I just watched the album launch videos for VH. No comparison.

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    I'm a big Baz fan, and even I'd admit that sucked.

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    I would say the highlight is the babe coming out at 4:30.
    Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?

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    I thought that was the best covers of that tune I have heard, the lighting sukked ..with the catalogue those cats have I don't know why they would waste time not playing each others music..sound was alright..where was this some bar...?
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    Sammy Hagar's bath house...

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    I thought that was the best covers of that tune I have heard, the lighting sukked
    Who cares about lighting...

    The vocals fucking suck worse than Hagar...

    Take the carrots out of your orifices...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Yount View Post
    Dude sucks, is jealous and intimidated by Roth. Mocks his shtick. I just watched the album launch videos for VH. No comparison.
    Sebastian Bach is a card carrying ROTH FANATIC. He lives for classic VH. He's the last guy to mock Roth.

    Nothing to see here, guys ...

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    Whatever...

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    Damn, that sucked. Maybe Steve Stevens needs to start hanging out with Johnny Solinger.
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    Never could stand Sebastard Bitch.
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    you can hear better than that any at pub any weekend .......and steve stevens looks like he likes cake
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Who cares about lighting...

    The vocals fucking suck worse than Hagar...

    Take the carrots out of your orifices...


    I am the eggman I am the carrot I am clara with the bunny ears on my head.

    Or her legs wrapped around my waist I can never tell what she is going to do with me.

    On subject with clara:

    I think what is really going on there is some greatly talented musicians who maybe are doing what I never intentionally try to do, give the people who hired me thier moneys worth.

    As in they surely arent getting paid enough to give the whole 110% seems more like they are lazy in thier approach and why even tune up..?

    Money has always been money to me if I bidd'd the job wrong I sure as shit never did shit work just because I found myself out of my normal profit ratio.

    They as a fact don't suck but they deffinately aren't giving it thier all.

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    The band was good.

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    I liked the band but Baz does not have the voice any more.He shouts his way through songs now
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    He never had "the voice."

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    Holy shite, that's the old Late Show drummer!

    Baz seems to think he's more important than he really is. Which is not at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    Holy shite, that's the old Late Show drummer!

    Baz seems to think he's more important than he really is. Which is not at all.
    Anton Figg, played on a few Ace Frehley albums as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    He never had "the voice."
    He's always been a dick but undeniably he had a hell of a voice back in the day.

    Otherwise no one not least his band would have put up with him for so long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    He's always been a dick but undeniably he had a hell of a voice back in the day.
    I suppose if you like that style, yes, he was very good at it. I never cared for it.

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    The title track off his new album, Kicking and Screaming is actually pretty good.


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    Say what you will about Sebastian...this tune fucking rocks!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    I suppose if you like that style, yes, he was very good at it. I never cared for it.
    Crazy amount of hits for that youtube clip.

    I liked it enough in small doses back in the day but I get where you are coming from.

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    Ehhh... same chunka-chunka cold guitar tone that every other band has these days... not my thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Crazy amount of hits for that youtube clip.

    I liked it enough in small doses back in the day but I get where you are coming from.
    I will say that their 2nd album, slave to the grind(?), was pretty rocking from what I heard... less glossy.

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    I'm not a big Sebastian fan....and I don't really care how "over-produced" this song is - either he can sing it or he can't. But I really like this tune. Just my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbranton View Post
    Anton Figg, played on a few Ace Frehley albums as well.
    Yup. I read Ace's book and Anton was mentioned. I think him and Ace were fishing buddies if I remember right. It's hard as hell envisioning Ace trout fishing but I guess he's into it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbranton View Post
    The title track off his new album, Kicking and Screaming is actually pretty good.
    When is he gonna stop punching at air though?

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